Why are you a cat rather than dog person?

[CR6ZZ]

Oh, and I never really understood dog ownership until I came across the quote by Aldous Huxley: "To his dog, every man is Napoleon. Hence the constant popularity of dogs..."

[Simpo Two]

Google [bot] said:

Simpo Two said:

Ideally you want a cog, or possibly a dat. It minds its own business, keeps itself clean, doesn't bark or stick its slobbering face in your crutch, doesn't need walks every day, but does what it's told and fetches sticks for casual amusement.

Homer Simpson said:

Soon I will have the perfect hybrid of a pet - the loyalty of a cat with the cleanliness of a dog.

Ha, very good!