Post photos of your dogs vol2
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johnxjsc1985 said:
Tango13 said:
Easy way to find out if any dog has even the smallest amount of Mastiff in their DNA...
Put a sofa and a dogs bed in a room, then sit on the sofa. Get somebody to release the hound, bonus points if their name is Smithers.
If the dog sits on the dogs bed no Mastiff DNA is present.
If the dog climbs all over you and the sofa and tries to sleep on your lap crushing you half to death in the mistaken belief they're a lap dog then Mastiff DNA is present.
This test is proven to detect traces of Mastiff DNA down to 0.003%
Some of the above may not be strictly true
All Mastiff breeds are masters of slumbering at any given opportunity if you happen to be in the way well thas unfortunate and sometimes painfulPut a sofa and a dogs bed in a room, then sit on the sofa. Get somebody to release the hound, bonus points if their name is Smithers.
If the dog sits on the dogs bed no Mastiff DNA is present.
If the dog climbs all over you and the sofa and tries to sleep on your lap crushing you half to death in the mistaken belief they're a lap dog then Mastiff DNA is present.
This test is proven to detect traces of Mastiff DNA down to 0.003%
Some of the above may not be strictly true
Lap.
Shinobi said:
johnxjsc1985 said:
Tango13 said:
Easy way to find out if any dog has even the smallest amount of Mastiff in their DNA...
Put a sofa and a dogs bed in a room, then sit on the sofa. Get somebody to release the hound, bonus points if their name is Smithers.
If the dog sits on the dogs bed no Mastiff DNA is present.
If the dog climbs all over you and the sofa and tries to sleep on your lap crushing you half to death in the mistaken belief they're a lap dog then Mastiff DNA is present.
This test is proven to detect traces of Mastiff DNA down to 0.003%
Some of the above may not be strictly true
All Mastiff breeds are masters of slumbering at any given opportunity if you happen to be in the way well thas unfortunate and sometimes painfulPut a sofa and a dogs bed in a room, then sit on the sofa. Get somebody to release the hound, bonus points if their name is Smithers.
If the dog sits on the dogs bed no Mastiff DNA is present.
If the dog climbs all over you and the sofa and tries to sleep on your lap crushing you half to death in the mistaken belief they're a lap dog then Mastiff DNA is present.
This test is proven to detect traces of Mastiff DNA down to 0.003%
Some of the above may not be strictly true
Lap.
That test also detects Staffy DNA.
Talking of Staffs, that one above treats his toys exactly like ours does.
Tango13 said:
Easy way to find out if any dog has even the smallest amount of Mastiff in their DNA...
Put a sofa and a dogs bed in a room, then sit on the sofa. Get somebody to release the hound, bonus points if their name is Smithers.
If the dog sits on the dogs bed no Mastiff DNA is present.
If the dog climbs all over you and the sofa and tries to sleep on your lap crushing you half to death in the mistaken belief they're a lap dog then Mastiff DNA is present.
This test is proven to detect traces of Mastiff DNA down to 0.003%
Some of the above may not be strictly true
Put a sofa and a dogs bed in a room, then sit on the sofa. Get somebody to release the hound, bonus points if their name is Smithers.
If the dog sits on the dogs bed no Mastiff DNA is present.
If the dog climbs all over you and the sofa and tries to sleep on your lap crushing you half to death in the mistaken belief they're a lap dog then Mastiff DNA is present.
This test is proven to detect traces of Mastiff DNA down to 0.003%
Some of the above may not be strictly true
Our American Bulldog isn't allowed on the furniture but if you're sat on the floor...
And he's HALF the size of that beauty of a Dane - we looked at 'normal' sized Danes & decided they were too large lol!
Guess I should share some of Alfie, he's 16 weeks old today 
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