Do dogs not understand farts?
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bob1179 said:
We had a Lab who used to fart loudly, scare herself and then run off.
I also remember that my mum used to fart and blame it on the dog...
Bobsleigh, me old mate! Bloody long time no speak! Still awaiting your visit mate???!!! Email me when you get a minute.I also remember that my mum used to fart and blame it on the dog...
I think farting and bulldogs are like bread and butter. Tank's don't make a sound but will cause everyone to leave the room. The pug used to crack them out and then move, disgusted with the stench!
Luckily, Mrs C and I are large children so always find it funny. However, when I rarely pass wind (AHEM) Tank goes me that disrespecting look.
Our last dog (dally x collie b
h) jumped on my bed not long after we got her and let one off with such a noise she thought her bum had blown off and turned to look - and fell off the bed.
The present dog (13yo Spring Collie bh) is much more cool. When we first got her, she was most interested when I let one go in the bath and let one off herself to say "Anything you can do, I can do better." I then did a machine gun and laughed at her face - a sort of "Nuts" expression. She must have remembered it well - a couple of days later she walked across the kitchen doing the first few bars of "We will rock you" with a look on her face as if to say "beat that!"
She pretends she's sitting down when she is doing her stuff when we are out for a walk, looking round at the scenery (watching for other dogs, but won't let on).
h) jumped on my bed not long after we got her and let one off with such a noise she thought her bum had blown off and turned to look - and fell off the bed.The present dog (13yo Spring Collie b
h) is much more cool. When we first got her, she was most interested when I let one go in the bath and let one off herself to say "Anything you can do, I can do better." I then did a machine gun and laughed at her face - a sort of "Nuts" expression. She must have remembered it well - a couple of days later she walked across the kitchen doing the first few bars of "We will rock you" with a look on her face as if to say "beat that!"She pretends she's sitting down when she is doing her stuff when we are out for a walk, looking round at the scenery (watching for other dogs, but won't let on).
marshal_alan said:
just adopted a staffy cross patterdale and feeding her raw, trust me when she farts you know it.
If anyone is thinking of going husky sledding in the future, bear the above in mind. They are fed *lots* of meat. There are 5-6 dogs a few feet ahead of your sled. They have a VERY active digestive system.We loved the experience, but we were gagging at times!
They love running though - so much that they don't stop to wee or poo. Had to laugh being pulled by dogs hopping on three legs while dodging crap being flicked back at us.
A friend once thought that it would be awfully romantic to take his intended out in an open, horse-drawn carriage. The idea being to snuggle up and pop the question, proffering the ring, whilst the driver kept Dobbin clip-clopping through the countryside.
All was going fine until, at the moment critique, Dobbin let rip with an almighty anal thunderclap of astonishing duration and impressively horrible odour.
Fortunately they both saw the funny side of it - although he was laughing so much he nearly dropped the ring. But she did say yes.
All was going fine until, at the moment critique, Dobbin let rip with an almighty anal thunderclap of astonishing duration and impressively horrible odour.
Fortunately they both saw the funny side of it - although he was laughing so much he nearly dropped the ring. But she did say yes.
Our tia God bless her would fart but then run away straight away so it looked like she was jet propelled, and when we had friends or family round some with no animals to their name, would bring in bagpass, bigger than her, then ride it like sea biscuit in front of every one, God love her
Even when she went totally blind she still managed to find him xx
Even when she went totally blind she still managed to find him xx
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