Post examples of cat naughtiness

[bakerstreet]

THX said:

This is Jonesy.



His favourite game is pushing over pint glasses full of water.

Once, playing his favourite game whilst perched on a shelf above my bed, I got tonked on the head by a full, heavy, pint glass. And covered in water. And woken up.

He's going in a wheelie bin if he does it again.

Sorry, but that made me laugh lots!

My parents cats used to always knock pens off the kitchen table.

[lamboman100]

Plenty of good pics in here, including Stoops the cat in the fridge:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2687561/Ar...

https://www.facebook.com/directblinds/photos/a.569...

[shep1001]

Ah 'fridge cats' another example of kitten naughtiness demonstrated by Moglet & Millie.... They know where the chicken is kept and if you are too slow they will get it themselves!! If you ignore them, moglet sits on the worktop next to the fridge and paws all the magnetic letters & reciepts off the door until you get him his chicken!

[ali_kat]

Beauty threw J's 'new' laptop on the floor on Wednesday, it hasn't survived

[Catweazle]

http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/mystery-portsmout...

[PedroB]

This is Monty:



Among his many crimes are:

- Picking up bits of dinner, walking half way across the kitchen, dropping them and eating them there, making a mess of the floor.

- Late night parkour (purrkour?) doing laps of the house, up the walls, over the bookshelves and onto the bed with a crash at approximately 3.30am.

- Really rancid farts that he does, then sniffs round his bum just to check the smell came from him.

- Coming in in the middle of the night, soaking wet and howling until you dry him off with a towel.

[richtea78]

Mine does the farting thing. Although I have Crohns which mean I can really get my own back

[Gaffer]

So this morning I was awoken at 6.45am by a plant being dropped on my head...soil, leaves, the whole works.
This is the culprit...meet Vanille, she wanted her breakfast & Berlioz wanted the bed.



Vanille also likes licking human noses & turning all my black clothes...white & fluffy.



Claire

Edited by Gaffer on Sunday 20th July 07:16

[nadger]

shep1001 said:

Ah 'fridge cats' another example of kitten naughtiness demonstrated by Moglet & Millie.... They know where the chicken is kept and if you are too slow they will get it themselves!! If you ignore them, moglet sits on the worktop next to the fridge and paws all the magnetic letters & reciepts off the door until you get him his chicken!

The one at the back appears to be about to walk on air!

[singlecoil]

Sparky has a major thing about Walls Carte D'Or Crema di Mascarpone. Here she is trying to ensure she gets her share. She has toned it down a bit because she now knows she is going to get some, but when she first started she was virtually trying to knock the bowl from my wife's hand. Unfortunately I didn't have the camera handy.

[Mr Daytona]

Cat in " I enjoy being tickled and stroked " shocker.

[HarryW]

Mr Daytona said:

Cat in " I enjoy being tickled and stroked " shocker.

That's not a cat, it's a small leopard....

[otolith]

Somebody, and it wasn't me or the dog, leaving only the cats home at the moment - took a dump in the bath. Nice. Classy.

[singlecoil]

otolith said:

Somebody, and it wasn't me or the dog, leaving only the cats home at the moment - took a dump in the bath. Nice. Classy.

Sparky, shown a few posts above, committed the same offence the other night. In her defence there is normally a litter tray in that bathroom which I had taken out because she hardly ever uses it. But it's a weak defence.

I've put the litter tray back in there, BTW.

[Mr Daytona]

HarryW - strange you should say that, but took him to the pet shop today to pick up a few toys to keep him entertained whilst me and the wife go to work and a little girl came up to us and shouted " is it a leapord, is it a leapord" ?

Still, the way he takes down spiders and moths, you'd think he was marauding across an African savannah. Lol.

[otolith]

Their litter trays are in the under stairs space, accessed by a cat flap. They had fresh new litter the other day, and I know they know, because they absolutely must come and despoil it the minute they hear the tray being filled!

[HarryW]

Mr Daytona said:

HarryW - strange you should say that, but took him to the pet shop today to pick up a few toys to keep him entertained whilst me and the wife go to work and a little girl came up to us and shouted " is it a leapord, is it a leapord" ?

Still, the way he takes down spiders and moths, you'd think he was marauding across an African savannah. Lol.

I take it he went on the lead like a dog!
I assumed he was a savannah, what is he F2/3? Lovely looking cats, perhaps not your average moggie on all levels. Any more pics?

[omgus]

HarryW said:

Mr Daytona said:

HarryW - strange you should say that, but took him to the pet shop today to pick up a few toys to keep him entertained whilst me and the wife go to work and a little girl came up to us and shouted " is it a leapord, is it a leapord" ?

Still, the way he takes down spiders and moths, you'd think he was marauding across an African savannah. Lol.

I take it he went on the lead like a dog!
I assumed he was a savannah, what is he F2/3? Lovely looking cats, perhaps not your average moggie on all levels. Any more pics?

Savannah cats

Really want one when there is next room for a kitten.

[nickwilcock]

Those Savannah cats are so beautiful!

But they do remind me of an 'incident' at Jersey Zoo, about 20 years or so ago. I was there with a lady friend and her little daughters when we came upon a cage in which some little spotty jungle cat was quietly snoozing in the shade, minding its own business.

Feeling rather wicked, I announced in rather more than a stage whisper "What a sweet little cat - JUST LIKE MUMMY'S COAT!"....

If looks could kill.... We were nearly thrown out, 'Mummy' was rather annoyed (and no, she didn't have any real fur coats); elder daughter giggled and younger one was bemused. But it cost me LOTS of ice cream later!

[Mr Daytona]

Oops, sorry to disappoint but he's a Bengal, had him for about two months now - born back in February. Bought him from a breeder in Bolton who did a superb job in raising him and his brothers/sisters - really would recommend them. Believe he's a fourth or fifth generation but the way he launches himself at curtains and such like, I think he must be a throwback. Lol.

Really is beautifully marked, he's a brown spotted. Had the choice of the marble colouration or grey, but as soon as my son saw him, knew he was the one.

Coming up to 6 months old at the end of this month so he's getting taken to the vets on Tuesday to be neutered/chipped Poor little thing, don't think I'll be able to look him in the eye. Hope he forgives me.

Have tried to get him used to being walked on the lead, but like most cats he likes to do his own thing. Thankfully we have a reasonably large garden so he gets out and about there, but he's getting to the stage where he prefers to explore next doors garden instead - great fun trying to find him with a torch at 11pm when he sneaks out of an open window.

Edited by Mr Daytona on Monday 18th August 01:18