Any wasp experts?

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benjj

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6,787 posts

163 months

Sunday 27th July 2014
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Ok, long story short: we have a wasp nest in a birdhouse close to our back door.

So I prepped a big bucket of water, waited until sundown and slammed some masking tape over the hole.

The wasps had eaten away the back and a good 50 of them escaped. The others are all dead, drowned un the bucket.

However the 50 are now looking menacing about 3 feet from my back door, massing on the bare fence where the birdhouse used to be.

Will they fk off or do I have to take them on one by one?

They're angry. Very angry.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

255 months

Sunday 27th July 2014
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It's because you said Ok, long story short. Serves you right.

PS...you're dead...HTH

benjj

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163 months

Sunday 27th July 2014
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weasel.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

255 months

Sunday 27th July 2014
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rofl

PS....you're dead

civicduty

1,857 posts

203 months

Sunday 27th July 2014
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Well you probably got the Queen so they don't have a fking clue what they are meant to do now. Plus the Queens pheromones are probably still all over that area so they are hanging around waiting for a signal to move on. Which they obviously won't get. I am afraid the only thing you can do is kill the fence with fire, and hopefully the wasps at the same time.

HTH.


civicduty

1,857 posts

203 months

Sunday 27th July 2014
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mybrainhurts said:
rofl

PS....you're dead
Evening Nurts

benjj

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163 months

Sunday 27th July 2014
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I'm pretty sure I got the queen. She would have been buried deep.

The bird box was the size of a shoebox with an opening the size of a 10p. Well, it was until the little s ate the back out of it.

Just looked again now and hour on. Still 15 or so hanging around on the fence. It's a shared fence so sadly can't be burned down or shot or something fun.

civicduty

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203 months

Sunday 27th July 2014
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Probably will be down to the Queens pheromones still being present in that location then. Hopefully as the night goes on the scent will disappear and the remaining few will just get bored and bugger off.

mybrainhurts

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255 months

Sunday 27th July 2014
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civicduty said:
mybrainhurts said:
rofl

PS....you're dead
Evening Nurts
Stop trying to confuse me...

mybrainhurts

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255 months

Sunday 27th July 2014
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benjj said:
I'm pretty sure I got the queen.
Oooh, get you, ducks....hehe

benjj

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Sunday 27th July 2014
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Just read online that tomorrow I should dust the fence in wasp killer spray stuff.

Will do that, am still a bit scared and now its full dark out there.

I also have the other few hundred drowned cadavers to deal with too, I'll probably just pour them into the neighbour's garden while they're out.

civicduty

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203 months

Sunday 27th July 2014
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Now surely you could pour the water away and make a funeral pyre for the poor buggers, must be able to involve fire somehow!

shoot

Closest smilie I could get to one involving fire.

benjj

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163 months

Sunday 27th July 2014
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Ok, deal.

I'll use a colander to seperate them and then burn them in a pan with some petrol.

mybrainhurts

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255 months

Sunday 27th July 2014
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjjrRQ-ZSYM

You need this bloke...

Sound NSFW

PS...you're still dead.

TheInternet

4,712 posts

163 months

Sunday 27th July 2014
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Get some wasp nest powder, put it on the nest / entrance. One dose of the cheap B&Q stuff eliminated my unwanted guests with ease within 24hrs.

civicduty

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203 months

Sunday 27th July 2014
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TheInternet said:
Get some wasp nest powder, put it on the nest / entrance. One dose of the cheap B&Q stuff eliminated my unwanted guests with ease within 24hrs.
Guess you didn't really read the OP then, the nest (a bird box) is gone, it's the stragglers the OP was worried about.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

255 months

Sunday 27th July 2014
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2D-Udg99yT4

Bit dodgy, don't try this.

Still, you're dead, so you might as well....smile

Jonny_

4,125 posts

207 months

Sunday 27th July 2014
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Call them a bunch of stripey-arsed fairy-winged ponces from your back door. Close the door just as they're about to dive-bomb you. Giggle at the sound of their little skulls shattering against the glass.

Of course, if they wear crash helmets, then as previously stated you ARE dead. Sorry.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

255 months

Sunday 27th July 2014
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No you're not...

Jonny_

4,125 posts

207 months

Sunday 27th July 2014
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mybrainhurts said:
No you're not...
OK, I'm not. But you'll agree that he is, nonetheless, dead?