Any wasp experts?

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GAjon said:

I had a mate who claimed to be an expert on wasps, he reckoned their buzzing was song that he could translate into what they were saying.

Any way I found an old LP in old record shop called ‘The songs of the wasps’.

I played it for him, but he couldn’t make head nor tail of it so I called him a phoney and told him to get lost.

It was only after he’d gone home I realised I’d put the B side on.

Thought that was a genuine story! Where's that whoosh parrot...?