What have your cats brought you today?

What have your cats brought you today?

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ali_kat

31,988 posts

221 months

Saturday 18th July 2015
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nute said:
Funnily enough I have been a member of other forums for years, I haven't learnt yet not to say so if I think someone says something dumb.
Seems you haven't learned not to say anything dumb in the wrong thread either

jmorgan

36,010 posts

284 months

Saturday 18th July 2015
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nute said:
I find it somewhat puzzling that you seem proud that your cat has killed off robins, woodpeckers and other wildlife. You should keep the damn thing indoors.
I think we put ourselves too far up on a pedestal as humans, not exactly covered in glory ourselves.

Edited by jmorgan on Saturday 18th July 20:58

nute

692 posts

107 months

Sunday 19th July 2015
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ali_kat said:
Seems you haven't learned not to say anything dumb in the wrong thread either
Yeah your right, sorry to interrupt your willy waving, trying to feel macho because my cat kills more than your cat thread.

The Nur

9,168 posts

185 months

Sunday 19th July 2015
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nute said:
Yeah your right, sorry to interrupt your willy waving, trying to feel macho because my cat kills more than your cat thread.
I think the poster you quoter would have great difficulty waving a willy unless she was lent one.

ali_kat

31,988 posts

221 months

Sunday 19th July 2015
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Case closed.

Seriously wondering what possesses people to post such fking stupid comments

llewop

3,588 posts

211 months

Sunday 19th July 2015
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Blimey - I thought Sasha was prolific, but clearly not! Mostly mice, we have a field next to us. Since we moved less than a year ago it is probably getting towards a hundred or so, can't believe how much this mornings bled for a very small mouse.

The annoying ones have been still alive in the house and his odd habit of taking them into the shower!

A couple of rabbits in the spring but thankfully none recently.

Mr GrimNasty

8,172 posts

170 months

Sunday 19th July 2015
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I concur, what a ridiculous thread, boasting about home much wildlife your moggy slaughters.

If you don't think it is a serious issue, then consider why other countries have considered making cat roaming illegal in order to protect wildlife.

ali_kat

31,988 posts

221 months

Sunday 19th July 2015
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Mr GrimNasty said:
I concur, what a ridiculous thread, boasting about home much wildlife your moggy slaughters.

If you don't think it is a serious issue, then consider why other countries have considered making cat roaming illegal in order to protect wildlife.
you have just proved, once & for all that you really ARE a troll

Why else would you come in here to post?

Joey Ramone

2,150 posts

125 months

Sunday 19th July 2015
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To be fair, I take no real pleasure in seeing that my cats have killed something, and although I adore my cats I also like seeing birds in the garden. And when one of the little psycho's bought a freshly killed rabbit into my bedroom and dumped it by my head, I was mortified to realise that its odd colouring meant that it was someone's pet.

Salgar

3,283 posts

184 months

Monday 20th July 2015
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Not strictly our cat, but the cat that lives/lived at our house, this was its present for us the day we moved in (although, it wasn't for us, it went and ate it for breakfast)


Negative Creep

24,977 posts

227 months

Monday 20th July 2015
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Mine brought me a bit of wood from his litter tray once. Seemed properly proud of that.

jmorgan

36,010 posts

284 months

Monday 20th July 2015
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We have had our fair share of live uns.

We had a mouse living in the washing machine, or rather the frame internally. I would be working away on the lap top one room and hear the cat biscuits getting disturbed. One of ours does the, I lean over to look and no cat, look around and he is asleep behind me. Spooky. This went on for sometime and now I know I have a ghost.

One day, emptying the washing machine I notice some insulation just under the machine. Well cladding type stuff. Penny drops. Shine a torch underneath and there are cat biscuits. Tilt it up and rest on some books, get a mirror and a peek and yep, mousy scuttled somewhere and more biscuits fell down.

Righty ho. Disconnect machine, drain it from the front, drag it out and lay it on its back and mousy has made a nest in and from the sound deadening insulation. The cat biscuits are in a bowl by the machine, mousy does not even have to go far and there are cat biscuits and mouse eggs everywhere. The sound I would hear for a while was the takeaway.

Mouse was taken some distance away and let go and was the fattest mouse I have ever seen.

jmorgan

36,010 posts

284 months

Monday 20th July 2015
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Joey Ramone said:
To be fair, I take no real pleasure in seeing that my cats have killed something, and although I adore my cats I also like seeing birds in the garden. And when one of the little psycho's bought a freshly killed rabbit into my bedroom and dumped it by my head, I was mortified to realise that its odd colouring meant that it was someone's pet.
It is what they do and I do not take any pleasure but it is part of the package. Of course this is the internet so we must do what other think they would do if they run the world. I look on the world and see a state that we are managing to drag it down to. Tiddles I think comes low down the list. Mine are rescue cats, neutered and chopped so will not proliferate.

Whatever diety you worship help people when a real issue arrises.

And I have found a way to feed the birds.

eztiger

836 posts

180 months

Monday 20th July 2015
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Not my cat (thankfully) but I saw the neighbours somewhat large cat wander past our patio doors with a pidgeon a few months ago.

Quite impressed in terms of size of kill. Not so impressed that I had to go and remove dead pidgeon carcass from the garden frown

Fetchez la vache

5,572 posts

214 months

Monday 20th July 2015
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One of next doors cats catches rabbits - the smallest of the cats, interestingly. Our fields are teeming with rabbits so it's rich pickings for it, really.

The disturbing thing is the noise the poor rabbits make when being attacked. Not nice at all. I thought a small child was having their leg sworn off first time I heard it. I can only assume the cats play with the things rather than other predators (foxes, buzzards, sparrow hawks) who kill them quickly.

I remember Bill Oddy having a go at people for putting their cats out at night, explaining that people should really put them in to protect the birds.

shep1001

4,600 posts

189 months

Monday 20th July 2015
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Fetchez la vache said:
One of next doors cats catches rabbits - the smallest of the cats, interestingly. Our fields are teeming with rabbits so it's rich pickings for it, really.

The disturbing thing is the noise the poor rabbits make when being attacked. Not nice at all. I thought a small child was having their leg sworn off first time I heard it. I can only assume the cats play with the things rather than other predators (foxes, buzzards, sparrow hawks) who kill them quickly.

I remember Bill Oddy having a go at people for putting their cats out at night, explaining that people should really put them in to protect the birds.
You know the sound of a child having his leg sawn off..... yikes

Negative Creep

24,977 posts

227 months

Monday 20th July 2015
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jmorgan said:
We have had our fair share of live uns.

We had a mouse living in the washing machine, or rather the frame internally. I would be working away on the lap top one room and hear the cat biscuits getting disturbed. One of ours does the, I lean over to look and no cat, look around and he is asleep behind me. Spooky. This went on for sometime and now I know I have a ghost.

One day, emptying the washing machine I notice some insulation just under the machine. Well cladding type stuff. Penny drops. Shine a torch underneath and there are cat biscuits. Tilt it up and rest on some books, get a mirror and a peek and yep, mousy scuttled somewhere and more biscuits fell down.

Righty ho. Disconnect machine, drain it from the front, drag it out and lay it on its back and mousy has made a nest in and from the sound deadening insulation. The cat biscuits are in a bowl by the machine, mousy does not even have to go far and there are cat biscuits and mouse eggs everywhere. The sound I would hear for a while was the takeaway.

Mouse was taken some distance away and let go and was the fattest mouse I have ever seen.
That was one seriously brave mouse!

HoHoHo

14,987 posts

250 months

Monday 20th July 2015
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Our current cat brings in rabbits/mice etc. and I appreciate it's about now however Bruno who passed away a little while ago brought these in....



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As well as fox cubs and various other wildlife.

I miss him frown

W12GT

Original Poster:

3,525 posts

221 months

Monday 20th July 2015
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HoHoHo said:
Our current cat brings in rabbits/mice etc. and I appreciate it's about now however Bruno who passed away a little while ago brought these in....



And



As well as fox cubs and various other wildlife.

I miss him frown
OMG that's a big rat! I can't believe the balls of some cats to take a bird of prey - that seems very wrong and I would be so upset if mine did that - although we have a couple of pairs of red kites around us and they would definitely sort the cats out if they tried it on!

Cats are probably the least domesticated animal we keep as pets - it is to be expected that they go out hunting.

It is quite difficult having to explain to my young daughter why there are dead animals outside. It has made her much more interested in wildlife and she gets really excited when she sees them roaming or flying around - she will often shake her head and say 'no cats'.

I can't believe the comments of the softies on here - certainly no willy dangling at all. Christ if I wanted to do that I have far better thins to brag about than the doormat presents we are left - it's all part of loving in the countryside - I'm am guessing the negative comments are from townies.


Edited by W12GT on Monday 20th July 23:42

W12GT

Original Poster:

3,525 posts

221 months

Monday 20th July 2015
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jmorgan said:
We have had our fair share of live uns.

We had a mouse living in the washing machine, or rather the frame internally. I would be working away on the lap top one room and hear the cat biscuits getting disturbed. One of ours does the, I lean over to look and no cat, look around and he is asleep behind me. Spooky. This went on for sometime and now I know I have a ghost.

One day, emptying the washing machine I notice some insulation just under the machine. Well cladding type stuff. Penny drops. Shine a torch underneath and there are cat biscuits. Tilt it up and rest on some books, get a mirror and a peek and yep, mousy scuttled somewhere and more biscuits fell down.

Righty ho. Disconnect machine, drain it from the front, drag it out and lay it on its back and mousy has made a nest in and from the sound deadening insulation. The cat biscuits are in a bowl by the machine, mousy does not even have to go far and there are cat biscuits and mouse eggs everywhere. The sound I would hear for a while was the takeaway.

Mouse was taken some distance away and let go and was the fattest mouse I have ever seen.
This reminds me of one of my previous posts when we were trying to track down a bad smell only to trace it to a dead mouse in the piano under the keys - the cats had obviously sneaked it in and it got away to somewhere quiet where it could die. The smell was seriously bad!