Identify a biting insect?

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Blaster72

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10,772 posts

196 months

Tuesday 28th July 2015
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Anyone know what this little critter is? Felt a sharp nip on the back of my arm earlier and found this chap having a go. It took a well aimed flick to dislodge him.





I know sweet fa about insects and the like so apologies if its an obvious one.

carreauchompeur

17,830 posts

203 months

Tuesday 28th July 2015
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AIDS grasshopper.

Blaster72

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196 months

Tuesday 28th July 2015
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Is that good or bad rofl

ikarl

3,730 posts

198 months

Tuesday 28th July 2015
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Yup, unlucky mate, you've def got aids now!

bigkeeko

1,370 posts

142 months

Tuesday 28th July 2015
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Lymes Disease death beetle.

viscountdallara

2,811 posts

144 months

Tuesday 28th July 2015
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Syphilis ant.

Blaster72

Original Poster:

10,772 posts

196 months

Tuesday 28th July 2015
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When I said I know sweet fa.....

carreauchompeur

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203 months

Tuesday 28th July 2015
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viscountdallara said:
Syphilis ant.
rofl

Stickyfinger

8,429 posts

104 months

Tuesday 28th July 2015
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Good news is you won't Croak....you only die from a AIDSFrog bite/lick

It will make you hopping mad however with a need to play rounders for the rest of your life.

ikarl said:
Yup, unlucky mate, you've def got aids now!

Mr GrimNasty

8,172 posts

169 months

Tuesday 28th July 2015
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It's just a cricket.

AdiT

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156 months

Tuesday 28th July 2015
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Mr GrimNasty said:
It's just a cricket.
Rounders is not the same as cricket.

sad61t

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209 months

Mr GrimNasty

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169 months

Tuesday 28th July 2015
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AdiT said:
Mr GrimNasty said:
It's just a cricket.
Rounders is not the same as cricket.
I wouldn't know, it's all sweaty dumpy bondes and stoolball on my village green.

viscountdallara

2,811 posts

144 months

Tuesday 28th July 2015
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Mr GrimNasty said:
It's just a cricket.
Does it love reggae ?

Mr GrimNasty

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Tuesday 28th July 2015
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viscountdallara said:
Mr GrimNasty said:
It's just a cricket.
Does it love reggae ?
No, no, he love it.

viscountdallara

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144 months

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