Do you ever look at a dog and wonder "why? Just why?"

Do you ever look at a dog and wonder "why? Just why?"

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Tannedbaldhead

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2,952 posts

132 months

Friday 5th February 2016
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Was surveying an occupied house today. The owner had a calm and friendly dog. As I got on with my work it pretty much ignored me. That was until I'd had finished checking various items and sat down to write up my notes. The dog snuggled up beside me. Then he did something odd. He started off sniffing my arm then caught some arm-hair in his front teeth and tore it out. I jumped. It was bloody sore and completely unexpected. The owner looked over at me and asked "Did he just pull your hair out?" When I replied that he had the owner shrugged and said "Yeah! he does that. Buggered if I know why".

So, What do dogs do that have you wondering "why did it do that?" and what are the strange things they've done to make you wonder it.

opieoilman

4,408 posts

236 months

Friday 5th February 2016
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I have two Jack Russells, with pretty much anything involving them I wonder 'why?'.

IanCress

4,409 posts

166 months

Friday 5th February 2016
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We've got some laminate flooring down in our hallway. The dog can walk on it absolutely fine if he's not thinking about it, eg we're going out for a walk or i'm dishing his food up.
However, if he's got time to think about it, he can't walk on it. It's as if he forgets how to walk and ends up doing the splits. Why? Just why?

Rawwr

22,722 posts

234 months

Friday 5th February 2016
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Try cats.

"I want food! I want food! I want food! I want food! I want food! I want food! I want food! I want food!"

<presents food to cat>

"I don't want that food. In fact, I don't want food anymore."

<cat wanders off>

Oh, cat, you are an idiot.

Fermit The Krog

12,956 posts

100 months

Friday 5th February 2016
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Mum and dad have a new Greyhound. At Christmas time she found wet presents under the tree..... then figured out it had something to do with him. And his bladder. Old habits and all that smile

red_slr

17,234 posts

189 months

Friday 5th February 2016
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One of my dogs gets "stuck" in the kitchen.
Basically walks in then stands in the middle and wont come back out because he is too scared..
Will literally back himself into a corner and stand there for an hour. Have to go in and carry him out then trots off as though nothing happened.


Dand E Lion

404 posts

106 months

Friday 5th February 2016
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opieoilman said:
I have two Jack Russells, with pretty much anything involving them I wonder 'why?'.
Likewise four hounds here, and the workings of their tiny minds leave me questioning my tiny mind on a daily basis

m3jappa

6,424 posts

218 months

Friday 5th February 2016
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Our one year old staff type dog has recently started defending the garden to excess. We noticed it started around the time of bringing a new baby home. We can only assume he is trying to protect us/her.

He is desperate to be out there, has to be shouted at to get him in. There is a pathway behind our house which people and other dogs use, foxes also come in. He literally goes crazy, running up and down the fence line, he's created a track and a berm at the end where he's destroyed it.
He sits staring at the fence waiting to go mad. He has hurt his leg, ripped his dew claw and in the last couple of days cut his face up somehow.
He has destroyed the grass, he digs holes like a proper 80's dog (dogs don't seem to really dig now hehe )
I've never seen anything like it, once in the house totally normal, playing with toys sleeping etc.

LordHaveMurci

12,043 posts

169 months

Friday 5th February 2016
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m3jappa said:
Our one year old staff type dog has recently started defending the garden to excess. We noticed it started around the time of bringing a new baby home. We can only assume he is trying to protect us/her.

He is desperate to be out there, has to be shouted at to get him in. There is a pathway behind our house which people and other dogs use, foxes also come in. He literally goes crazy, running up and down the fence line, he's created a track and a berm at the end where he's destroyed it.
He sits staring at the fence waiting to go mad. He has hurt his leg, ripped his dew claw and in the last couple of days cut his face up somehow.
He has destroyed the grass, he digs holes like a proper 80's dog (dogs don't seem to really dig now hehe )
I've never seen anything like it, once in the house totally normal, playing with toys sleeping etc.
We have a Westie that does this, there is a 4' high earth bank covered in ivy with a hedge on top, the foxes come over it & he has ripped all the ivy off where they come through!
Both of ours stick their heads through the cat flap for a look around, the spaniel will sometimes stand dead still & just stare at the floor - weir.

TREMAiNE

3,918 posts

149 months

Friday 5th February 2016
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Whenever my dog goes in the car (which is quite regularly) she spends the whole journey licking on the buttons on the centre console. Every car. Every time.

Fermit The Krog

12,956 posts

100 months

Friday 5th February 2016
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I've just remembered one. Before I met the gf I used to take the boy out to work with me in the van. He worked out that by jumping on the steering wheel he could set the horn off. Sporadically I'd be working away in customers houses to hear the horn going off, as another dog was being walked past the van. Cheers Wilson....

FiF

44,078 posts

251 months

Friday 5th February 2016
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He's a friendly boy, likes to say hello and get a tickle, especially off the girlies, he's a real boy for the ladies.

But anglers carrying all their tackle boxes, nets, rods and poles, he turns into Woofy McWooferson. Never had a bad experience with a fisherman, done this from his first walk as a puppy.

Fugazi

564 posts

121 months

Friday 5th February 2016
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Mine has an obsession with cardboard boxes, she'll happily rip up smaller ones but anything she can get her bum into is used to sleep in regardless of how uncomfortable it looks. Mind boggles.

smithyithy

7,245 posts

118 months

Friday 5th February 2016
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We have a year old Pug. I've never met an animal with such a unique personality, he has us in hysterics ☺&#65039;

cptsideways

13,545 posts

252 months

Friday 5th February 2016
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Our old SpingerXLab loved the boot of the car, always wanted to be in it. Would happily spend an entire day sat in there. When we first got him at a year old if you tried to get him out, god help you if stuck a hand or arm in yikes

Some training with the hosepipe soon resolved that one hehe


condor

8,837 posts

248 months

Friday 5th February 2016
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I often wonder why dogs want to eat other dogs' poo, or sheep poo, or rabbit droppings, or hardened cow pats etc.

Tannedbaldhead

Original Poster:

2,952 posts

132 months

Friday 5th February 2016
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condor said:
I often wonder why dogs want to eat other dogs' poo, or sheep poo, or rabbit droppings, or hardened cow pats etc.
My brother's dog loves to lick peoples' lips and mouths. If you are asleep on the couch with your mouth open the bugger will get his tongue right down your bloody throat. He also eats any st or dead stuff he finds out on walks. Bad combination.

Sillyhatday

441 posts

99 months

Friday 5th February 2016
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A good friends dog chased a fox around a field for a very long time. He wouldn't come back through any means. When the fox had finally outsmarted him, he came back. Upon his return the daft thing realised he was completely exhausted. Physically couldn't walk, so he had to be carried home while holding onto another dog and a child.

The same dog also ate a whole bag of rice one. That was messy laugh

TwigtheWonderkid

43,356 posts

150 months

Friday 5th February 2016
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Rawwr said:
Try cats.

"I want food! I want food! I want food! I want food! I want food! I want food! I want food! I want food!"

<presents food to cat>

"I don't want that food. In fact, I don't want food anymore."

<cat wanders off>

Oh, cat, you are an idiot.
"Stroke me, stroke me, stroke me harder, tickle me under my chin, see how loud I purr. I'm loving this, carry on, don't stop stroking me and rubbing my head...stroke me more, stro...I'm bored of this now, so take that human, you (sinks teeth into wrist and draws blood).

chilistrucker

4,541 posts

151 months

Friday 5th February 2016
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Our old boy is a sausage dog, and goes up the stairs with no real problems which is quite a feat really, but he point blank refuses to make his own way down? Will only come down if carried.

He is also very, very good at bluffing, in poker.