There's a quail in the garden...

[Butter Face]

Not my garden, my neighbours.

It's a small one (I know they're all small) and it's pure white, looks like a Bobtail according to google.

Nobody around keeps them as far as we know and we've knocked on a few doors.

We're a bit stuck as to what to do with the little bugger before my cat kills it and eats it's face.

[thebraketester]

Keep it and see if it lays eggs. They are delicious.

[thebraketester]

If it doesn't lay eggs. Then eat it. They are delicious :-)

[Butter Face]

I have 2 cats, 2 dogs a wife and a child. I don't want s goddamn quail

I'm not really into game either, unless you can get the breasts coated in KFC spices.

[thebraketester]

KFC recipe can be googled. :-)

[Butter Face]

Found someone to take it, went to grab it and the fker flew away.

Obviously didn't want a new home!

[nickwilcock]

Quail, you say? You're lucky - there's a unicorn in mine and it's eating roses!

[Butter Face]

nickwilcock said:

Quail, you say? You're lucky - there's a unicorn in mine and it's eating roses!

Roses? The last unicorn we had here ate our fence! Greedy fkers.

[TwigtheWonderkid]

Isn't the thread title a UB40 song?

[Butter Face]

TwigtheWonderkid said:

Isn't the thread title a UB40 song?

It's what I was going for

[jet_noise]

TwigtheWonderkid said:

Isn't the thread title a UB40 song?

The PH private version of the council staple