Neighbours new Astro turf just a little too realistic

[smileymikey]

As the title suggests our neighbour has recently put down a section of Astro turf in his back garden ( not for me, but his garden his rules) one huge fan however is our cat who has taken to this little patch of imitation grass with a great deal relish. The area is now thoroughly mined.....if it was a game of battleships, you would be down to your last rowing boat.

The thing is the neighbours are o.k, they like the cat the cat likes them and we dont cause each other any hassle. Any ideas on how we can stop her crapping all over it please?

[Nick Grant]

Male human urine

[smileymikey]

Nick Grant said:

Male human urine

If he catches me pissing on his Astro turf as well, we might be f*cked for someone to pop in and water the plants when we go on holiday

[HOGEPH]

Buy your own astro turf for the cat to crap on?

[Nick Grant]

smileymikey said:

If he catches me pissing on his Astro turf as well, we might be f*cked for someone to pop in and water the plants when we go on holiday

LOL We has a problem with foxes, I made a few early morning visits to the garden to relieve myself and it kept them away. He can piss on his own grass You can buy Lion crap as well for this purpose.

[Granville]

Yep male urine, especially if you have a Tom that sprays. The theory is that if you urinate higher than the present cat is spraying, they think a Bigger cat has moved in to the territory and are less likely to visit.