My trip to the vets this evening

[ClaphamGT3]

Never forget that, if they were big enough, cats would kill you and eat you.

https://www.thenews.com.pk/magazine/us/749602-entr...

[Mr E]

If you were to drop dead in your kitchen, a dog would lament your passing and guard your corpse until it starved (the dog, not the corpse)

Your cat would be eating your face before you were cold.