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yellowjack

17,078 posts

166 months

Thursday 10th April 2014
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I'll direct you to the thread title... "Its Caturday - Post Some Cats (Vol 2)" ...and feel entirely justified when I ask you to point out where it suggests that the thread is solely for 'Cat Lovers'.

In fact, if I were a pedant, and was to take the thread title at face value, I might be tempted to actually post some cats...


(yeah, I know. Couldn't find one for the Lion frown )

[google]"Customs regulations for the export of live domestic animals"[/google] ...now where did I leave those crates again?

sleep envy

62,260 posts

249 months

Thursday 10th April 2014
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yellowjack said:
Hmmm scratchchin

Cars seem to be an essential element of modern life. If they weren't essential, someone would find a way to ban them.

Cats, however, are a selfish luxury item, kept in their trillions by some obsessed owners. And the garden birds I've scooped up off the lawn seldom look very 'eaten' to me. At least if I hit a bird in my car, I have the decency to feel guilty over it. How many "moggies" do you know which might even understand the concept of guilt? Nope. Thought not. Murdering furballs tongue out

On the subject of killing animals on roads, I recall a home made sign I cycled past in rural Suffolk, on a well sighted section of NSL single carriageway, imploring drivers to "Slow down! Cats cross this road!" More locally, in Farnborough, there were signs up on lampposts begging for help in identifying the 'reckless' driver who ran over someone's cat. Now there's a damned good reason why hitting a cat is a non-reportable accident, unlike hitting livestock, or a dog. That's because there is a legal responsibility on owners of dogs and livestock to keep control of their animals. Cat owners in general seem quite happy to allow their animals out to roam freely, stting in my flower beds, clawing the roof of my car, and generally decimating local bird life (four neighbouring houses have between them eight cats), yet if poor Tiddles gets squished all over the Jct 4A bypass, apparently the driver is 'despicable'. The fact is, if cat owners are unwilling to take control of the activities of their pets, don't expect legal protection when the puss commits Harakiri on a busy highway. It's a reasonable trade off.
Aside from bells, which don't work, how would you train a cat not to hunt?

yellowjack

17,078 posts

166 months

Thursday 10th April 2014
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sleep envy said:
yellowjack said:
Hmmm scratchchin

Cars seem to be an essential element of modern life. If they weren't essential, someone would find a way to ban them.

Cats, however, are a selfish luxury item, kept in their trillions by some obsessed owners. And the garden birds I've scooped up off the lawn seldom look very 'eaten' to me. At least if I hit a bird in my car, I have the decency to feel guilty over it. How many "moggies" do you know which might even understand the concept of guilt? Nope. Thought not. Murdering furballs tongue out

On the subject of killing animals on roads, I recall a home made sign I cycled past in rural Suffolk, on a well sighted section of NSL single carriageway, imploring drivers to "Slow down! Cats cross this road!" More locally, in Farnborough, there were signs up on lampposts begging for help in identifying the 'reckless' driver who ran over someone's cat. Now there's a damned good reason why hitting a cat is a non-reportable accident, unlike hitting livestock, or a dog. That's because there is a legal responsibility on owners of dogs and livestock to keep control of their animals. Cat owners in general seem quite happy to allow their animals out to roam freely, stting in my flower beds, clawing the roof of my car, and generally decimating local bird life (four neighbouring houses have between them eight cats), yet if poor Tiddles gets squished all over the Jct 4A bypass, apparently the driver is 'despicable'. The fact is, if cat owners are unwilling to take control of the activities of their pets, don't expect legal protection when the puss commits Harakiri on a busy highway. It's a reasonable trade off.
Aside from bells, which don't work, how would you train a cat not to hunt?
It's been done with dogs, but seems impossible with cats. Hence my "reasonable trade off" comment, above wink

singlecoil

33,622 posts

246 months

Thursday 10th April 2014
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yellowjack said:
I ask you to point out where it suggests that the thread is solely for 'Cat Lovers'.
That suggestion is made in a couple of recent posts by people who like cats, and who have posted pictures of their cats.

HTH

sleep envy

62,260 posts

249 months

Thursday 10th April 2014
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yellowjack said:
It's been done with dogs, but seems impossible with cats. Hence my "reasonable trade off" comment, above wink
You also say that owners should take control of their cat's activities. How would you suggest an owner go about that?

otolith

56,144 posts

204 months

Thursday 10th April 2014
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yellowjack said:
I'll direct you to the thread title... "Its Caturday - Post Some Cats (Vol 2)" ...and feel entirely justified when I ask you to point out where it suggests that the thread is solely for 'Cat Lovers'.
And there's nothing in the titles of most of the threads in Pedal Powered to say that they aren't the place to start trolling about RLJ or wearing lycra or riding two abreast, but it wouldn't really be appropriate to pollute The daily "I cycled to work" thread or The "what bike bits have you just bought" thread with that sort of thing, would it?

Saddle bum

4,211 posts

219 months

Thursday 10th April 2014
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otolith said:
And there's nothing in the titles of most of the threads in Pedal Powered to say that they aren't the place to start trolling about RLJ or wearing lycra or riding two abreast, but it wouldn't really be appropriate to pollute The daily "I cycled to work" thread or The "what bike bits have you just bought" thread with that sort of thing, would it?
Blimey! A cat affectionado and a bike rider. I thought I was unique.

yellowjack

17,078 posts

166 months

Thursday 10th April 2014
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sleep envy said:
You also say that owners should take control of their cat's activities. How would you suggest an owner go about that?
Hmmm. scratchchin

1. Nail the catflap shut
2. Lock the doors
3. Fence the garden properly (one of my neighbours, now sadly moved away, kept his cats in a large aviary type run, with covered housing at one end)
4. A collar and lead for walks/exercise (oh, and a little black bag so that you can take the turds home with you, and they don't end up among my Petunias wink )

There's a start for you. Funnily enough, all things that have been tried with a fair degree of success by dog owners tongue out


Or I could just stop now, as I feel I've made my point...




You can all get back to going gooey over Tiddles now.

GTIR

24,741 posts

266 months

Thursday 10th April 2014
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Content.

My mate said
"I hate cats"
"Why?" I ask
"Dunno, they sleep too much"
"Compared to what?"
"Humans"
"Oh. Have you ever watched Africa Safari programs on TV. The animals sleep, eat and then sleep. It's what animals do."
"Yeah, but my dog don't sleep all day."
"No. Because they're waiting for you to feed them, pick up their poo and take them out for walkies. To poo more. For you to pick up"

smile

otolith

56,144 posts

204 months

Thursday 10th April 2014
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I wish I got as much sleep as my dog does. When he's not asleep, he's eating, or going walkies, or being a pain in the arse.

8bit

4,867 posts

155 months

Thursday 10th April 2014
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Negative Creep said:
Anyone got some tips for getting cat vomit out of a carpet? Had 2 attempts at removing the stain from last night's "accident" using Vanish carpet cleaner but no joy.
We find Vanish (the specific carpet cleaner stuff, that comes out in a foam) works very well. Results improved if you catch it quickly. Clean up what you can with kitchen roll, get an old rag or t-shirt, wet with warm water and scrub at the affected area. Give it a squirt with the Vanish and leave for a few minutes. Scrub with the old rag/t-shirt again. Leave for about half an hour then hoover.

Sometimes we find we have to repeat the above process but often it just takes a bit of time to dry...

lenats31 said:
We have 4 cats. They used to run free. After we lost one to unknown destiny, and to keep neighbour´s stupid cat that hates two of our cats off our premises. We keep ours in an enclosed garden -it can be done. That way, they wont annoy neighbours. They seem happy with that.
I'm interested in this, the enclosed garden thing - we've got two cats we'd like to let into the garden but no further (they're indoor cats at present). Have you found any sort of fencing or the like to keep cats in/out?

singlecoil

33,622 posts

246 months

Thursday 10th April 2014
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8bit said:
I'm interested in this, the enclosed garden thing - we've got two cats we'd like to let into the garden but no further (they're indoor cats at present). Have you found any sort of fencing or the like to keep cats in/out?
The safest sort of enclosure is a fully enclosed one. When we lived in a different area we used to foster homeless cats for the Cats Protection. We had a couple of fully enclosed pens and I have actually seen a panicking cat run across the ceiling of the netting, so open top enclosures are NFG.

An enclosure is an excellent compromise, they can go out and have fresh air, enjoy watching the wild life etc, but they won't catch diseases and they won't get run over, or hurt by cat haters, kids with air rifles, other cats etc.

GTIR

24,741 posts

266 months

Thursday 10th April 2014
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How about training the cats not to leave the garden?

When I first got mine I used to wait for it to go down the alleyway and then I'd jump out and shout whilst chasing it back down. The rare occasions I've seen him out the front I've done the same.

In three years I've seen him out front a handful of times.

richtea78

5,574 posts

158 months

Thursday 10th April 2014
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GTIR said:
How about training the cats not to leave the garden?

When I first got mine I used to wait for it to go down the alleyway and then I'd jump out and shout whilst chasing it back down. The rare occasions I've seen him out the front I've done the same.

In three years I've seen him out front a handful of times.
You must look like a right pillock. I bet the cat is laughing. If not the neighbours will be!

otolith

56,144 posts

204 months

Thursday 10th April 2014
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You can easily train a dog not to do something.

You can easily train a car not to get caught doing something.

lamboman100

1,445 posts

121 months

Friday 11th April 2014
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yellowjack said:
motco said:
As car owners, I suspect we kill a fair number of birds on the roads but, unlike our moggies, we don't do them the courtesy of eating them!
Hmmm scratchchin

Cars seem to be an essential element of modern life. If they weren't essential, someone would find a way to ban them.

Cats, however, are a selfish luxury item, kept in their trillions by some obsessed owners. And the garden birds I've scooped up off the lawn seldom look very 'eaten' to me. At least if I hit a bird in my car, I have the decency to feel guilty over it. How many "moggies" do you know which might even understand the concept of guilt? Nope. Thought not. Murdering furballs tongue out

On the subject of killing animals on roads, I recall a home made sign I cycled past in rural Suffolk, on a well sighted section of NSL single carriageway, imploring drivers to "Slow down! Cats cross this road!" More locally, in Farnborough, there were signs up on lampposts begging for help in identifying the 'reckless' driver who ran over someone's cat. Now there's a damned good reason why hitting a cat is a non-reportable accident, unlike hitting livestock, or a dog. That's because there is a legal responsibility on owners of dogs and livestock to keep control of their animals. Cat owners in general seem quite happy to allow their animals out to roam freely, stting in my flower beds, clawing the roof of my car, and generally decimating local bird life (four neighbouring houses have between them eight cats), yet if poor Tiddles gets squished all over the Jct 4A bypass, apparently the driver is 'despicable'. The fact is, if cat owners are unwilling to take control of the activities of their pets, don't expect legal protection when the puss commits Harakiri on a busy highway. It's a reasonable trade off.
Cats domesticated centuries ago to protect humans from unwanted *small* intruders and disease. They eat the rat, mouse or bird that will defecate in your home or contaminate your food. And in return, you give them a small meal. The success of the human race, in biological terms, is in a small way partly attributable to the service of cats. We owe a lot to cats. They are a smart and succesful species.

Dogs domesticated centuries ago to protect humans from unwanted *big* intruders and disease. They bark or bite the badman or fox that will harm your family or foodstore. And in return, you give them a small meal. The success of the human race, in biological terms, is in a small way partly attributable to the service of dogs. We owe a lot to dogs. They are a smart and succesful species.

motco

15,958 posts

246 months

Friday 11th April 2014
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yellowjack said:
sleep envy said:
You also say that owners should take control of their cat's activities. How would you suggest an owner go about that?
Hmmm. scratchchin

1. Nail the catflap shut
2. Lock the doors
3. Fence the garden properly (one of my neighbours, now sadly moved away, kept his cats in a large aviary type run, with covered housing at one end)
4. A collar and lead for walks/exercise (oh, and a little black bag so that you can take the turds home with you, and they don't end up among my Petunias wink )

There's a start for you. Funnily enough, all things that have been tried with a fair degree of success by dog owners tongue out


Or I could just stop now, as I feel I've made my point...




You can all get back to going gooey over Tiddles now.
PETUNIAS! You're a sodding gardener! Do you realise that many of the green stuff you nurture is bloody poisonous? All this lot:-

Acorn Creeping Charlie Hydrangea Mescal (Peyote) Pokeweed
Anemone Crocus, Autumn Iris Mistletoe Potato Sprouts
Angel Trumpet Daffodil Ivy, Boston Moonseed Primrose
Apple Seeds Daphne Jack in the Pulpit Monkshood Ranunculus
Apricot Pit Delphinium Jequirity Bean/Pea Morning Glory Rhododendron
Arrowhead Devil's Ivy (Pothos) Jerusalem Cherry Mushroom Rhubarb (Leaf)
Avacado Leaves Dieffenbachia Jasmine Narcissus Rosary Pea
Azaleas Elderberry Jimson Weed Nephthytis Star of Bethleham
Betel Nut Palm Elephant Ear Jonquil Nightshade Sweet Pea
Bittersweet English Ivy Lantana Camara Oleander Tobacco
Buckeye Four O'clock Larkspur Peach Seeds Tomato - Vines
Buttercups Foxglove Laurels Periwinkle Tulip
Caladium Hemlock, poison Lily of the Valley Philodendron Water Hemlock
Calla Lily Holly Berries Lobelia Poison Ivy Wisteria
Castor Bean Horsetail Reed Marijuana Poison Oak Yew
Chinese Lantern Hyacinth (bulbs) Mayapple Poppy

bandit

Asterix

24,438 posts

228 months

Friday 11th April 2014
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Bless 'em.


lenats31

438 posts

173 months

Friday 11th April 2014
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8bit said:
I'm interested in this, the enclosed garden thing - we've got two cats we'd like to let into the garden but no further (they're indoor cats at present). Have you found any sort of fencing or the like to keep cats in/out?
Like this

http://www.fagan.dk/andet/indhegningen.htm

MBBlat

1,628 posts

149 months

Sunday 13th April 2014
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Lost my male kitten Archi (short for Archimedes) yesterday, run over on the road outside my house
Looking over the bainister by MBBlat, on Flickr
frown

Only 9 months old which is far too young
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