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dxg said:
Impressive! We have door knobs which are a bigger challenge. Although it's only a matter of time.NailedOn said:
dxg said:
Impressive! We have door knobs which are a bigger challenge. Although it's only a matter of time.
Mr Daytona said:
Here's my contribution, Maximus the Bengal cat. Born on the 24 February and had him for approximately 2 months now. Beautiful little lad and my son loves him.
Shame he gets neutered in a week or so - don't think I'll be able to look him in the face again. Lol.
Our's was neutered a few weeks ago came back home as if nothing had happened still crazy though!
Thanks for that - they are a beautiful breed aren't they and he's just getting a bit of personality. Agreed with the wife I'll drop him off at the vets in the morning but she'll pick him up after he's he's been done and microchipped.
Hope he doesn't hold me responsible for losing his bits. Can't say I'd be overly impressed if I woke up and started singing an octave or two higher. Lol.
Hope he doesn't hold me responsible for losing his bits. Can't say I'd be overly impressed if I woke up and started singing an octave or two higher. Lol.
Mr Daytona said:
Thanks for that - they are a beautiful breed aren't they and he's just getting a bit of personality. Agreed with the wife I'll drop him off at the vets in the morning but she'll pick him up after he's he's been done and microchipped.
Hope he doesn't hold me responsible for losing his bits. Can't say I'd be overly impressed if I woke up and started singing an octave or two higher. Lol.
My moggie came back a different cat (loads more chilled out). My Bengal came back... you wouldn't have known it had happened.Hope he doesn't hold me responsible for losing his bits. Can't say I'd be overly impressed if I woke up and started singing an octave or two higher. Lol.
You're going to have your hands full ; )
My Good Lady has just found a gastro-intestinal tract, apparently complete with supplementary organs, lying on the floor of our basement. The moggie comes in through his flap into the basement and it seems he couldn't be bothered to show us his prize as is his usual habit, but devoured it there and then - bar the offal, obviously! The slightly worrying thing is that this GI tract was quite large; much too big for a mere mouse. Living in the Chilterns we're plagued by glis-glis so perhaps he just did us a favour? Doesn't he know it is a protected species!
motco said:
My Good Lady has just found a gastro-intestinal tract, apparently complete with supplementary organs, lying on the floor of our basement. The moggie comes in through his flap into the basement and it seems he couldn't be bothered to show us his prize as is his usual habit, but devoured it there and then - bar the offal, obviously! The slightly worrying thing is that this GI tract was quite large; much too big for a mere mouse. Living in the Chilterns we're plagued by glis-glis so perhaps he just did us a favour? Doesn't he know it is a protected species!
How the juddering f
k can the Edible Dormouse be a 'protected Species'???It's non-native for a start, destructive, and was only introduced to this country because Lord 'Fancy-Pants' Rothschild was doing what all good peers were doing back then, and stuffing their estates with 'collectible' animals of all shapes and sizes, then letting them escape to infest the British countryside.
"Police! Police! There's a massive f
king Lion in my garden, all teeth and claws, and it appears to be very hungry. Could you do me a favour and shoot it for me?""Sorry sir. No can do. It's a 'protected species', don't you know!"
yellowjack said:
motco said:
My Good Lady has just found a gastro-intestinal tract, apparently complete with supplementary organs, lying on the floor of our basement. The moggie comes in through his flap into the basement and it seems he couldn't be bothered to show us his prize as is his usual habit, but devoured it there and then - bar the offal, obviously! The slightly worrying thing is that this GI tract was quite large; much too big for a mere mouse. Living in the Chilterns we're plagued by glis-glis so perhaps he just did us a favour? Doesn't he know it is a protected species!
How the juddering fk can the Edible Dormouse be a 'protected Species'???It's non-native for a start, destructive, and was only introduced to this country because Lord 'Fancy-Pants' Rothschild was doing what all good peers were doing back then, and stuffing their estates with 'collectible' animals of all shapes and sizes, then letting them escape to infest the British countryside.
"Police! Police! There's a massive f
king Lion in my garden, all teeth and claws, and it appears to be very hungry. Could you do me a favour and shoot it for me?""Sorry sir. No can do. It's a 'protected species', don't you know!"
Rebuilda said:
Darwins theory applies.
You have a resident predator and they still live in your shed... Natural causes officer.
Good idea but the cat is lazy and won't put much effort in - the glis glis live up in the roof. It did occur to me that, as an absent minded old git, I just might forget to stop the motor on my old petrol lawn mower one day and shut the shed with it still running...You have a resident predator and they still live in your shed... Natural causes officer.
motco said:
Rebuilda said:
Darwins theory applies.
You have a resident predator and they still live in your shed... Natural causes officer.
Good idea but the cat is lazy and won't put much effort in - the glis glis live up in the roof. It did occur to me that, as an absent minded old git, I just might forget to stop the motor on my old petrol lawn mower one day and shut the shed with it still running...You have a resident predator and they still live in your shed... Natural causes officer.
irocfan said:
motco said:
Rebuilda said:
Darwins theory applies.
You have a resident predator and they still live in your shed... Natural causes officer.
Good idea but the cat is lazy and won't put much effort in - the glis glis live up in the roof. It did occur to me that, as an absent minded old git, I just might forget to stop the motor on my old petrol lawn mower one day and shut the shed with it still running...You have a resident predator and they still live in your shed... Natural causes officer.
Recently acquired Maximus Gigantipus, unwanted carpet scrumping adorable Rag Doll.
He had been a stud cat, then a house cat. Within a couple of weeks with us he had mastered the cat flap, become chums with our other boy Merlin, learned to do his business outside and is so loving, collapsing everywhere, as these cats do. (Still scrumps the carpet though so, have now got him a 4'post)
Oh and new mate Merlin
He had been a stud cat, then a house cat. Within a couple of weeks with us he had mastered the cat flap, become chums with our other boy Merlin, learned to do his business outside and is so loving, collapsing everywhere, as these cats do. (Still scrumps the carpet though so, have now got him a 4'post)
Oh and new mate Merlin
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