Monarch - you could not make this up!

Monarch - you could not make this up!

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WinstonWolf

72,857 posts

240 months

Thursday 1st September 2016
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Faro used to have scrap military jets at the side of the runway when I used to go as a kid. The terminal, if you could call it that, had the appearance of a cattle shed.

Don't know you're born...

paulmakin

663 posts

142 months

Friday 2nd September 2016
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i too have heard of monumental foul-ups concerning Monarch but for many years they were the low-cost carrier to the Southern Caribbean (so obviously my carrier of choice) and i never had a problem at all. to be honest, my passenger "experience" at the time was better than either of the alternatives (BA or Virgin).

probably not Monarch's fault but we speak often of the one that lined itself up, or was guided to, Store Bay Local Road. SBLR runs parallel to the runway but, as the name suggests, this is a "local" road resembling a runway only in it's proximity to a terminal building and it's linear properties.

paul

Sowler

223 posts

150 months

Friday 2nd September 2016
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Is one of Ryan Airs jets black? I remember last year being stuck in Ancona Airport and a small black biz jet arriving to fix our plane with a scruffy looking engineer hoping out in all black with a rucksack.

djc206

12,360 posts

126 months

Friday 2nd September 2016
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kapiteinlangzaam said:
Ryanair have 2x Learjet 45s for rapid crew/engineering/parts deployment. They operate on the callsigns RYR1 and RYR2.

They also have a Boeing 737 with a corporate interior for private hire.

Edited by kapiteinlangzaam on Friday 2nd September 10:06
Think they've got 3 LJ's now.

M-ABEU
M-ABGV
M-ABJA

djc206

12,360 posts

126 months

Friday 2nd September 2016
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O'stentatious

HerrSchnell

2,343 posts

200 months

Saturday 3rd September 2016
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Seems they're having a bit of difficulty at the moment.

http://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/midlands-news...

Robertj21a

16,478 posts

106 months

Saturday 3rd September 2016
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valiant said:
Ahh, Faro Airport. Nuff said.



I'd use them again and definitely prefer them to likes of Easyjet and Ryanair who seem to abandon you at the first hint of trouble.
Been with both Easyjet and Ryanair about 200 times - never been abandoned at any time, anywhere.

steve-5snwi

8,674 posts

94 months

Saturday 3rd September 2016
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I used to like monarch but since the cabin redesign I have never used them again, the seats and legroom are awful and the last time we flew someone managed to board the plane on a PDF on a mobile.... Granted it was the airports fault for letting them through but the cabin crew allowed them to fly.

Jet2 are the best and worst, never on time and the only carrier where we had to change planes for a technical fault and on the return it was cancelled due to bad weather, however we were on coaches and in a hotel very quickly and they were much more organised than other carriers. However Ryanair seemed to be the only planes landing and taking off.

Jamesgt

848 posts

234 months

Sunday 4th September 2016
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The likes of Easyjet and Ryanair will have quite a few spares in the winter. I think Spudair are getting another Learjet. They also have EI-SEV which has been used for AOG support. I did think Easyjet are doing it but I'm not sure when?!

carreauchompeur

17,851 posts

205 months

Sunday 4th September 2016
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Sounds a nightmare. I'm an independent traveller and generally don't mind when I get stuck in a South American hellhole for 24hrs because generally I've put myself there, but to be stuck where I can't sort it out myself would do my head in.

I feel sorry for the staff in these kind of situations because troubleshooting is the worst thing in the world, and it sounds like a collection of unfortunate circumstances that have conspired. But still ste for the passengers in the midst of it!

Pothole

34,367 posts

283 months

Sunday 4th September 2016
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I fel the OP's pain but where would they suddenly get extra staff from to deal with this? Presumably as 200 people were due to leave, another 200 were coming into the resort who also need to be dealt with...simple triage would push towards sorting out the newcomers first. After all, they've already had the OP's money...

Downward

3,607 posts

104 months

Monday 5th September 2016
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Hi nothing as bad as any more of these posts but I always pre book seats so the kids can sit at the windows and a parent next to them.

Last flight however the person at the end of the aisle refused to move as it was an able bodied exit seat or whatever they call it and she had a broken foot even with the insistence of the cabin crew

After some huffing and puffing I swapped seats and thus we lost 2 of our seats.

T&C's state

Please note: Seat numbers are not guaranteed. What you are pre-booking is a seat type, standard or extra legroom.




Assume it's not worth asking for a refund

surveyor

17,843 posts

185 months

Monday 5th September 2016
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steve-5snwi said:
I used to like monarch but since the cabin redesign I have never used them again, the seats and legroom are awful and the last time we flew someone managed to board the plane on a PDF on a mobile.... Granted it was the airports fault for letting them through but the cabin crew allowed them to fly.

Jet2 are the best and worst, never on time and the only carrier where we had to change planes for a technical fault and on the return it was cancelled due to bad weather, however we were on coaches and in a hotel very quickly and they were much more organised than other carriers. However Ryanair seemed to be the only planes landing and taking off.
I don't see the problem with the pdf?

Although I'm not sure that I follow what you mean?

Oceanic

731 posts

102 months

Tuesday 6th September 2016
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Most shambolic airline operating from the UK, this Facebook page is liked to remind me never to use them again... https://www.facebook.com/MonarchComplaints/?fref=t...

steve-5snwi

8,674 posts

94 months

Tuesday 6th September 2016
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Monarch at the time were not a ticketless airline, no mobile app like Ryanair/easy jet. You have to check in and get a boarding card.