Ryanair passenger sh*ts himself - on runway

[audidoody]

Let the one-liners commence!




http://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/british-holidaym...

[Biker's Nemesis]

Why wasn't he on the plane. (Hey boss de plane)

[ReallyReallyGood]

I heard it was the turd time he'd done it.

[HOGEPH]

Plop Gun?

[MitchT]

That would explain the skid marks on the runway.

[ReallyReallyGood]

Poor police having to clean that up, imagine the looks on their faeces when they saw that.

[ReallyReallyGood]

At least the plane didn't stool.

[Rick101]

Excess baggage in loading area.

[HOGEPH]

He should have got a seat in the bomb bay..

[HOGEPH]

Doody free

[LuS1fer]

Dumping fuel should be in the air, surely?

[Ali Chappussy]

So now we know that MOL has introduced a charge for using the khazi.

[irocfan]

maybe he misunderstood...

[Wobbegong]

He should have claimed it was a black lives matter protest and got off free.

[EV11NED]

What a st story

[CaptainSlow]

It's quite common to download the log from the black box, just hope all the paperwork was completed.