What have you ordered, which turned out substantially bigger

What have you ordered, which turned out substantially bigger

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Bristol spark

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4,382 posts

183 months

Monday 9th January 2017
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Ordered a pizza last night in Vegas for takeaway, i just asked for a large meaty pizza. (In the UK this gets me a nice sized pizza)

When i collected it, i was like WTF thats a fking big Pizza box.

Then when i opened its, st thats a lot of Pizza to eat on my own!

Nearly 24 hours later, and ive just finally finished it smile
I do like cold pizza smile

No wonder Americans tend to be so large!



And to show scale, this is the size of 1 slice, thats a full sized ipad!





Butter Face

30,299 posts

160 months

Monday 9th January 2017
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That's awesome rofl

Johnnytheboy

24,498 posts

186 months

Monday 9th January 2017
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I ordered what I thought was a handy little torch off Amazon, which turned out to be nearly a foot long and 5-6" diameter.

But it's brilliant!

Piersman2

6,597 posts

199 months

Monday 9th January 2017
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As a reverse to this thread, our neighbours bought themselves one of these for xmas, surprisingly to clear the leaves from all around the house, drive, garden etc... She was waiting for it to be delivered expecting a big box with all the bits in it. When the knock at the door came she opened it to be handed a package about the size of a shoe box.

Check the measurements, the body is only about 20cm long. Not quite the big garden leaf blower they thought they'd bought.

He swears it's actually quite good, but I can tell from the look in his eyes he's lying to save her feelings. laugh


227bhp

10,203 posts

128 months

Monday 9th January 2017
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Another reverse one here, I thought i'd bagged a full size pillar drill on Ebay for good money, when I went to pick it up it was about a foot tall laugh

MitchT

15,867 posts

209 months

Monday 9th January 2017
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Bristol spark said:
Ordered a pizza last night in Vegas ...
Had the same in Boston. Staying in an apartment in Hanover Street, walked a couple of minutes down the road to a Pizzeria. Ordered a pizza and was handed a box large enough to house the top of a dining room table! Good job I like pizza hehe

GCH

3,991 posts

202 months

Monday 9th January 2017
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Rookie error with the pizza......exactly the same one I made the first time I came here hehe

I bet you still had change from $15 though

MitchT

15,867 posts

209 months

Monday 9th January 2017
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Pretty sure I still had change from $10. Great value biggrin

bomb

3,692 posts

284 months

Monday 9th January 2017
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A service of my TVR.

The bill turned out to be somewhat larger than I had anticipated.

eek

SAS Tom

3,403 posts

174 months

Monday 9th January 2017
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I once bid on a 48" crt tv on eBay not expecting to win. Unfortunately I won at 99p. I asked a mate with a car if he could go and collect it with me and he obliged wondering just how much tv 99p gets you. Well it turns out a 48" crt tv is bloody massive and weighs a ton!

We barely managed to get it into the back of my mates mk5 fiesta but only by putting the front seats as far forward as possible. This meant for the journey home my head was pressed against the windscreen and my mate was pressed against the steering wheel more than any pensioner you've ever seen driving!

Things didn't get easier once back at my parents house. Even with 3 people we struggled getting into the house and my dad wouldn't help us any further so getting it upstairs was even harder. We had the genius idea that pushing it would be easy once the tv was at the same angle as the stairs. Unfortunately it didn't go to plan and it caught the edge of every step meaning I had to climb over it (it was literally as wide as the staircase) and lift it over each step as my mate pushed it. By the time he got about 3 quarters of the way there he looked like he was going to pass out and fall back down! Luckily we got to the top and then rolled it into the room as we were so knackered from carrying it around.

Luckily it worked as we hadn't tested it at until it was in the room!

J4CKO

41,557 posts

200 months

Monday 9th January 2017
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I have done that in the US, got back from work, went to the "Package Store" and got myself a bottle of wine, then went to the local Italian Restaurant and ordered a Meaty Pizza of some variety, had a couple of beers whilst I waited and then went back, bloody ravenous caqrrying what felt like it was probably a sizable dead Stingray in a cardboard box, must have weighed like three pounds.

It wasnt that is that huge in diameter, not as big as the one the OP had, it was a medium apparently but I hadnt allowed for the depth, it was like an inch and a half, so I went back and watched crap telly (being the US it was mainly adverts for drugs and a list of side effects) and gorged on it, I drank the whole bottle of wine and was like a beached Whale, looked at it and only three of the 8 slices were gone, so it got stuck in the in room fridge, where it stayed, I was still full two days later.

Still not as deep as the one in Calgary, that was two inches in places, was nice at first then you reaslised it was piles of processed meat that hadnt entirely warmed through.

Then we wonder why we put weight on when away, breakfast int he hotel, dont go mand, then they order in a sandwich box which is a sandwich, bag of crisps and a cookie, bu the sandwich is usually a full pack of wafer thin ham between two doorsteps, low on quality, tasty but total overkill, then out for dinner and loads of drinks.

Cfnteabag

1,195 posts

196 months

Monday 9th January 2017
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My eldest had a toy deer that she took everywhere and wouldn't be parted from it. That is until one day when she dropped it. Retracing our steps didn't turn it up so we searched online and found one that looked identical.

Turned up a week later 3x the size of the original! Managed to convince her it was mummy deer.

Not long after she took a shine to a.monkey teddy with velcro hands, same story she lost it and we searched and ordered a replacement. Bloody thing was 3 feet long when it arrived!

J.R.B.

319 posts

192 months

Monday 9th January 2017
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A pair of Focal Aria 948s. Took some explaining to my other half when they turned up. I've a photo somewhere of them next to the Tannoy floorstanders in my other system which show just how huge they are. Will have to locate it.

J4CKO

41,557 posts

200 months

Monday 9th January 2017
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J.R.B. said:
A pair of Focal Aria 948s. Took some explaining to my other half when they turned up. I've a photo somewhere of them next to the Tannoy floorstanders in my other system which show just how huge they are. Will have to locate it.
Funny ? as women usually love massive speakers biggrin

Jasandjules

69,888 posts

229 months

Monday 9th January 2017
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Not me but reminded me of this


jonamv8

3,151 posts

166 months

Monday 9th January 2017
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SAS Tom said:
I once bid on a 48" crt tv on eBay not expecting to win. Unfortunately I won at 99p. I asked a mate with a car if he could go and collect it with me and he obliged wondering just how much tv 99p gets you. Well it turns out a 48" crt tv is bloody massive and weighs a ton!

We barely managed to get it into the back of my mates mk5 fiesta but only by putting the front seats as far forward as possible. This meant for the journey home my head was pressed against the windscreen and my mate was pressed against the steering wheel more than any pensioner you've ever seen driving!

Things didn't get easier once back at my parents house. Even with 3 people we struggled getting into the house and my dad wouldn't help us any further so getting it upstairs was even harder. We had the genius idea that pushing it would be easy once the tv was at the same angle as the stairs. Unfortunately it didn't go to plan and it caught the edge of every step meaning I had to climb over it (it was literally as wide as the staircase) and lift it over each step as my mate pushed it. By the time he got about 3 quarters of the way there he looked like he was going to pass out and fall back down! Luckily we got to the top and then rolled it into the room as we were so knackered from carrying it around.

Luckily it worked as we hadn't tested it at until it was in the room!
lol I've done this exact thing helping a mate with an old B&O

Bonefish Blues

26,714 posts

223 months

Monday 9th January 2017
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A bag of dried bay leaves on Amazon. Something the size of a child's pillow turned up.

CaptainSlow

13,179 posts

212 months

Monday 9th January 2017
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My wife.

TheInternet

4,716 posts

163 months

Monday 9th January 2017
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CaptainSlow said:
My wife.
You ordered your wife?


CaptainSlow

13,179 posts

212 months

Monday 9th January 2017
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Yeah, to stop eating cake.