Why did she do this to me?

Why did she do this to me?

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kelk

955 posts

214 months

Monday 9th May 2011
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This woman certainly did not have a case of the mental - 911m is, as he puts it, powerfully built, and his kid owns the coolest bike ever bought from a bike shop by a mother who should not have been let out on her own with cash.

The bike has turned 911m into the proverbial F. Magnet

Eric Mc

122,056 posts

266 months

Monday 9th May 2011
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V8mate said:
Life Saab Itch said:
911motorsport said:
I am very powerfully built
rofl
Cringeworthy, isn't it?
He writes for Mills and Boon - don't you know.

phil1979

3,559 posts

216 months

Monday 9th May 2011
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Did you shake hands with the guy afterwards, to show no hard feelings?

















Lord_Howit_Hertz

1,899 posts

218 months

Monday 9th May 2011
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Ron Burgundy said:
I am very powerfully built
hehe

snowy slopes

38,831 posts

188 months

Monday 9th May 2011
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911motorsport said:
Saturday night in the pub having a few beers with some mates. I don't recall how but I got chatting with a very attractive lady, in her late thirties I'd guess.

She got very friendly and strated getting bit touchy feely. I was drunk so didn't stop her as strongly as I should have perhaps. She asked if I was married and I said I was.

She then started unzipping my top and putting her hands on me. I am very powerfully built and she kept saying things like, 'OMG look at your arms, and OMG look at the size of your shoulder muscles' etc etc kneck etc.

Before I knew it she caught me off guard and forced me to kiss her. Then someone shouted oi, that's enough!

Turns out it was her husband. I apologised to him but he looked genuinely upset.

What was that all about!?? Why??
'Cos you is a hunk innit, and she are wanting to make her hubby look a pitifull buffoon next to you, innit

MX5guy

22,197 posts

202 months

Monday 9th May 2011
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911motorsport in a obviously "accidental" stupid thread shock, biggrin

PigFilth

3,619 posts

202 months

Monday 9th May 2011
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Life Saab Itch said:
911motorsport said:
I am very powerfully built
rofl
Scott Alexander! Is it really you?

Life Saab Itch

37,068 posts

189 months

Monday 9th May 2011
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rhinochopig said:
Careful chaps, he can bench press a lot - he said so in a previous thread - so could snap you like a twig. And he is the original goatse!
EFA

rofl at this thread again.

spurs-442

2,750 posts

185 months

Monday 9th May 2011
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Didn't the OP piss in a kettle? hehe

boobles

15,241 posts

216 months

Monday 9th May 2011
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She didn't force you to do anything. You are big & strong remember so no force was used at all.
If I were her husband I would have offered you outside. tongue out

rhinochopig

17,932 posts

199 months

Monday 9th May 2011
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PigFilth said:
Life Saab Itch said:
911motorsport said:
I am very powerfully built
rofl
Scott Alexander! Is it really you?
The similarities are there:




Life Saab Itch

37,068 posts

189 months

Monday 9th May 2011
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spurs-442 said:
Didn't the OP piss in a kettle? hehe
Yes, yes he did.

Hugo a Gogo

23,378 posts

234 months

Monday 9th May 2011
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how big is your kneck exactly?

Famous Graham

26,553 posts

226 months

Monday 9th May 2011
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mgmrw2003 said:
Mobile Chicane said:
A friend of mine was approached (on Plenty of Fish) by a woman who wanted him to fk her while her husband watched.

Funny old world at times...
Did he go through with the deal?

Just curious as got sat on a table with swingers at a wedding recently...... They were 30years older than us, and bordering upon predatory.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noTjI3CloYk

mgmrw2003

20,951 posts

158 months

Monday 9th May 2011
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Famous Graham said:
mgmrw2003 said:
Mobile Chicane said:
A friend of mine was approached (on Plenty of Fish) by a woman who wanted him to fk her while her husband watched.

Funny old world at times...
Did he go through with the deal?

Just curious as got sat on a table with swingers at a wedding recently...... They were 30years older than us, and bordering upon predatory.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noTjI3CloYk
Stuck behing a firewall at work.... any clues?

andy400

10,385 posts

232 months

Monday 9th May 2011
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Mobile Chicane said:
A friend of mine was approached (on Plenty of Fish) by a woman who wanted him to fk her while her husband watched.

Funny old world at times...
A good friend of mine recently told me that he wanted to watch another man 'with' his wife. I wasn't totally sure that he was only telling me as a conversation piece or ......

Anyway, she's lovely, but that kind of 'fun' is not for me so I skilfully steered the conversation away from the subject - largely by calling him a freak and telling him to get the beers in.

C2james

4,685 posts

166 months

Monday 9th May 2011
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Worst "I nearly got laid thread" ever hehe

C2james

4,685 posts

166 months

Monday 9th May 2011
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Worst "I nearly got laid" thread ever hehe

Famous Graham

26,553 posts

226 months

Monday 9th May 2011
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mgmrw2003 said:
Famous Graham said:
mgmrw2003 said:
Mobile Chicane said:
A friend of mine was approached (on Plenty of Fish) by a woman who wanted him to fk her while her husband watched.

Funny old world at times...
Did he go through with the deal?

Just curious as got sat on a table with swingers at a wedding recently...... They were 30years older than us, and bordering upon predatory.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noTjI3CloYk
Stuck behing a firewall at work.... any clues?
Alan Partridge - "They're sex people, Lynn!"

Lost soul

8,712 posts

183 months

Monday 9th May 2011
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V8mate said:
Life Saab Itch said:
911motorsport said:
I am very powerfully built
rofl
Cringeworthy, isn't it?
Very hehe
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