Why did she do this to me?
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911motorsport said:
Saturday night in the pub having a few beers with some mates. I don't recall how but I got chatting with a very attractive lady, in her late thirties I'd guess.
She got very friendly and strated getting bit touchy feely. I was drunk so didn't stop her as strongly as I should have perhaps. She asked if I was married and I said I was.
She then started unzipping my top and putting her hands on me. I am very powerfully built and she kept saying things like, 'OMG look at your arms, and OMG look at the size of your shoulder muscles' etc etc kneck etc.
Before I knew it she caught me off guard and forced me to kiss her. Then someone shouted oi, that's enough!
Turns out it was her husband. I apologised to him but he looked genuinely upset.
What was that all about!?? Why??
'Cos you is a hunk innit, and she are wanting to make her hubby look a pitifull buffoon next to you, innitShe got very friendly and strated getting bit touchy feely. I was drunk so didn't stop her as strongly as I should have perhaps. She asked if I was married and I said I was.
She then started unzipping my top and putting her hands on me. I am very powerfully built and she kept saying things like, 'OMG look at your arms, and OMG look at the size of your shoulder muscles' etc etc kneck etc.
Before I knew it she caught me off guard and forced me to kiss her. Then someone shouted oi, that's enough!
Turns out it was her husband. I apologised to him but he looked genuinely upset.
What was that all about!?? Why??
mgmrw2003 said:
Mobile Chicane said:
A friend of mine was approached (on Plenty of Fish) by a woman who wanted him to fk her while her husband watched.
Funny old world at times...
Did he go through with the deal?Funny old world at times...
Just curious as got sat on a table with swingers at a wedding recently...... They were 30years older than us, and bordering upon predatory.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noTjI3CloYk
Famous Graham said:
mgmrw2003 said:
Mobile Chicane said:
A friend of mine was approached (on Plenty of Fish) by a woman who wanted him to fk her while her husband watched.
Funny old world at times...
Did he go through with the deal?Funny old world at times...
Just curious as got sat on a table with swingers at a wedding recently...... They were 30years older than us, and bordering upon predatory.
Mobile Chicane said:
A friend of mine was approached (on Plenty of Fish) by a woman who wanted him to fk her while her husband watched.
Funny old world at times...
A good friend of mine recently told me that he wanted to watch another man 'with' his wife. I wasn't totally sure that he was only telling me as a conversation piece or ...... Funny old world at times...
Anyway, she's lovely, but that kind of 'fun' is not for me so I skilfully steered the conversation away from the subject - largely by calling him a freak and telling him to get the beers in.
mgmrw2003 said:
Famous Graham said:
mgmrw2003 said:
Mobile Chicane said:
A friend of mine was approached (on Plenty of Fish) by a woman who wanted him to fk her while her husband watched.
Funny old world at times...
Did he go through with the deal?Funny old world at times...
Just curious as got sat on a table with swingers at a wedding recently...... They were 30years older than us, and bordering upon predatory.
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