Why did she do this to me?

Why did she do this to me?

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911motorsport

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7,251 posts

234 months

Thursday 12th May 2011
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Not sure, but her labrador was chewing something.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

256 months

Thursday 12th May 2011
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Monkeylegend said:
By the way 911 did she have a white stick dick?
Spelling corrected...

SplatSpeed

7,490 posts

252 months

Thursday 12th May 2011
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this is so funny


andy400

10,385 posts

232 months

Thursday 12th May 2011
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Randy Winkman said:
I'd wear that.

Only the truly handsome could pull it off.......

Ahhh Moneypenny

4,100 posts

223 months

Thursday 12th May 2011
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Is this thread some kind of joke? I can't believe the OP has actually put this on here lmfao at some of the comments 'didn't want to hurt her' 'I am very powerfully built' and 'am not some kind of trophy' etc unbelievabley opening yourself up to a proper piss taking on PH!

AND why has no-ne put that piccy up of that girl doing a handstand on the beach..

Edited by Ahhh Moneypenny on Thursday 12th May 16:26

poo at Paul's

14,153 posts

176 months

Thursday 12th May 2011
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Life Saab Itch said:
911motorsport said:
I am very powerfully built
rofl
I'm surprised his muscley cock could fit in the kettle!

PS WTF is a "Kneck?"

Jimbeaux

33,791 posts

232 months

Thursday 12th May 2011
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AJS- said:
More like this surely

That's not powerfully built, that is gayly built.

Rollcage

11,327 posts

193 months

Thursday 12th May 2011
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Ahhh Moneypenny said:
Is this thread some kind of joke? I can't believe the OP has actually put this on here lmfao at some of the comments 'didn't want to hurt her' 'I am very powerfully built' and 'am not some kind of trophy' etc unbelievabley opening yourself up to a proper piss taking on PH!

AND why has no-ne put that piccy up of that girl doing a handstand on the beach..

Edited by Ahhh Moneypenny on Thursday 12th May 16:26
911 is having a little fun at the expense of some of the more gullible posters.

If anyone is interested, I've got this bridge.....

Jimbeaux

33,791 posts

232 months

Thursday 12th May 2011
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Rollcage said:
Ahhh Moneypenny said:
Is this thread some kind of joke? I can't believe the OP has actually put this on here lmfao at some of the comments 'didn't want to hurt her' 'I am very powerfully built' and 'am not some kind of trophy' etc unbelievabley opening yourself up to a proper piss taking on PH!

AND why has no-ne put that piccy up of that girl doing a handstand on the beach..

Edited by Ahhh Moneypenny on Thursday 12th May 16:26
911 is having a little fun at the expense of some of the more gullible posters.

If anyone is interested, I've got this bridge.....
Are you referring to Garlick as a gullible poster? smile

Rollcage

11,327 posts

193 months

Thursday 12th May 2011
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Jimbeaux said:
Are you referring to Garlick as a gullible poster? smile
I think Garlick called foul first!


It's not the first time 911 has had a bit of fun.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

256 months

Thursday 12th May 2011
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Rollcage said:
911 is having a little fun at the expense of some of the more gullible posters.

If anyone is interested, I've got this bridge.....
So speaketh a powerfully built rollcage...

Rollcage

11,327 posts

193 months

Thursday 12th May 2011
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mybrainhurts said:
So speaketh a powerfully built rollcage...
I prefer "sturdily", thanks all the same.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

256 months

Friday 13th May 2011
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Rollcage said:
mybrainhurts said:
So speaketh a powerfully built rollcage...
I prefer "sturdily", thanks all the same.
Turd in a rollcage..? Good luck charm...?

AJS-

15,366 posts

237 months

Friday 13th May 2011
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Ahhh Moneypenny said:
Is this thread some kind of joke? I can't believe the OP has actually put this on here lmfao at some of the comments 'didn't want to hurt her' 'I am very powerfully built' and 'am not some kind of trophy' etc unbelievabley opening yourself up to a proper piss taking on PH!

AND why has no-ne put that piccy up of that girl doing a handstand on the beach..

Edited by Ahhh Moneypenny on Thursday 12th May 16:26
Here you go

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TotalControl

8,072 posts

199 months

Friday 13th May 2011
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andy400 said:
Randy Winkman said:
I'd wear that.

Only the truly handsome could pull it off.......
Dave200, is that you? wink

mikeyr

3,118 posts

194 months

Friday 13th May 2011
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Googling powerfully built returns this... said:
A large, powerfully-built guy meets a woman at a bar. After a
number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place. As they
are making out in the bedroom, he stands up and starts to
undress.

After he takes his shirt off, he flexes his muscular arms and
says, "See that, baby? That's 1000 pounds of dynamite!" She
begins to drool.

The man drops his pants, strikes a bodybuilder's pose, and
says, referring to his bulging thighs, "See those, baby? That's
1000 pounds of dynamite!" She is aching for action at this
point.

Finally, he drops his underpants, and after a quick glance, she
grabs her purse and runs screaming to the front door.

He catches her before she is able to leave and asks, "Why are
you in such a hurry to go?"

She replies, "With 2000 pounds of dynamite and such a short
fuse, I was afraid you were about to blow!"

mgmrw2003

20,951 posts

158 months

Friday 13th May 2011
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mikeyr said:
Googling powerfully built returns this... said:
A large, powerfully-built guy meets a woman at a bar. After a
number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place. As they
are making out in the bedroom, he stands up and starts to
undress.

After he takes his shirt off, he flexes his muscular arms and
says, "See that, baby? That's 1000 pounds of dynamite!" She
begins to drool.

The man drops his pants, strikes a bodybuilder's pose, and
says, referring to his bulging thighs, "See those, baby? That's
1000 pounds of dynamite!" She is aching for action at this
point.

Finally, he drops his underpants, and after a quick glance, she
grabs her purse and runs screaming to the front door.

He catches her before she is able to leave and asks, "Why are
you in such a hurry to go?"

She replies, "With 2000 pounds of dynamite and such a short
fuse, I was afraid you were about to blow!"
claprofl

That could apply to soo many meat-head ex colleagues

Halb

53,012 posts

184 months

Saturday 4th June 2011
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MX5guy said:
911motorsport in a obviously "accidental" stupid thread shock, biggrin
Still quite amusing thoughbiggrin

EDLT

15,421 posts

207 months

Saturday 4th June 2011
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You know I sort of expected 911motorsport to be the one who bumped this.

Guvna

7,573 posts

181 months

Saturday 4th June 2011
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Please stop starting threads.
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