Match.com (Volume 4)

[Council Baby]

Anyone else starting to think that Carthage is an obese bed ridden sweaty Jock male in his late 50's, banging one out over this conversation?

[Justayellowbadge]

Council Baby said:

Anyone else starting to think that Carthage is an obese bed ridden sweaty Jock male in his late 50's, banging one out over this conversation?

Careful lad, accustions of ginger should not be levelled lightly.

[Carthage]

Council Baby said:

Anyone else starting to think that Carthage is an obese bed ridden sweaty Jock male in his late 50's, banging one out over this conversation?

If I were, would you want to see me on Sunday?
Not sure quite how I would prove my gender...

(Actually, I'm on another forum and get told I have an 'educated male style of posting' so they actually had a poll to decide my gender )

[Jabbah]

Carthage said:

I am now.
I have to admit this is one area my past/fantasies have yet to address.
Start on latex, move on to heavy duty black Marigolds?

I like your thinking! Now, just need to get some nuru and a lilo

[Justayellowbadge]

Carthage said:

Council Baby said:

Anyone else starting to think that Carthage is an obese bed ridden sweaty Jock male in his late 50's, banging one out over this conversation?

If I were, would you want to see me on Sunday?
Not sure quite how I would prove my gender...

(Actually, I'm on another forum and get told I have an 'educated male style of posting' so they actually had a poll to decide my gender )

Cosworths are crap.

[Council Baby]

Carthage said:

If I were, would you want to see me on Sunday?

Not this Sunday, I'm washing my hair.

Carthage said:

Not sure quite how I would prove my gender...

Too easy.

Carthage said:

(Actually, I'm on another forum and get told I have an 'educated male style of posting' so they actually had a poll to decide my gender )

I actually don't doubt you're female, I have already confirmed it anyway via other means.

Good luck with the latex fantasies, I do believe you're in there

[Carthage]

Council Baby said:

I actually don't doubt you're female, I have already confirmed it anyway via other means.

Good luck with the latex fantasies, I do believe you're in there

Other means = checking my e-mail name against other forums/Facebook?
Yeah, I'm female, but I'm cautious for personal reasons.

And wooohoo with the latex fantasies (bit concerned about the speedy progression to full on lilos though).

[Council Baby]

oh no, far more stalkerish than that. I had Add-a-minute do it for me.

[anonymous-user]

Carthage said:

Council Baby said:

I actually don't doubt you're female, I have already confirmed it anyway via other means.

Good luck with the latex fantasies, I do believe you're in there

Other means = checking my e-mail name against other forums/Facebook?

Thats stalking 101, CBeebies is a whole other level!!

[Carthage]

anonymous said:

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I'm suddenly very very scared.
Is it too late to be male again?

[Adenauer]

Council Baby said:

oh no, far more stalkerish than that. I had Add-a-minute do it for me.

LOL, don't drag me into this

[anonymous-user]

Carthage said:

anonymous said:

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I'm suddenly very very scared.
Is it too late to be male again?

Nolar?

[WorAl]

Afternoon Ladies and Gents, anything exciting happening? I see we have a new recruit and CB has taken to waving his cock about already....Any new news though?

ETA Carthage, I'm only here to take the piss/offer advice BTW, I'm taken.

[Council Baby]

WorAl said:

Afternoon Ladies and Gents, anything exciting happening? I see we have a new recruit and CB has taken to waving his cock about already....Any new news though?

I enjoy the banter. However I am seeing someone at the moment and can't be arsed with the hassle of juggling multiple targets these days mate.

I still have no idea whether it's a man or a woman as my stalking abilities are actually a bit of a myth.

Your Mrs looks alright in a bikini though. Was she with you when she did the adult photoshoot?

[900T-R]

smooooooth

[WorAl]

Council Baby said:

WorAl said:

Afternoon Ladies and Gents, anything exciting happening? I see we have a new recruit and CB has taken to waving his cock about already....Any new news though?

I enjoy the banter. However I am seeing someone at the moment and can't be arsed with the hassle of juggling multiple targets these days mate.

:rofl;

Good luck with that then chap, not read any signs of that happening up to reading your post.

Council Baby said:

I still have no idea whether it's a man or a woman as my stalking abilities are actually a bit of a myth.

Your Mrs looks alright in a bikini though. Was she with you when she did the adult photoshoot?

You are good, yes I know she does, that was before we got engaged, I chose the bikini for her, shame you can't really make out the cut-outs in the photos though.

[Agoogy]

I'm getting increasingly irked by missing out on the a) the 'joke' or b) the obvious to everyone but me methods of digging out extra info on you/us lot...
I demand links...pictures...invites...

[Jabbah]

Carthage said:

Other means = checking my e-mail name against other forums/Facebook?
Yeah, I'm female, but I'm cautious for personal reasons.

And wooohoo with the latex fantasies (bit concerned about the speedy progression to full on lilos though).

Don't worry, the lilo's just to stop things getting too messy

[Council Baby]

Agoogy said:

I'm getting increasingly irked by missing out on the a) the 'joke' or b) the obvious to everyone but me methods of digging out extra info on you/us lot...
I demand links...pictures...invites...

Not so fking smug now are you

[The Beaver King]

Agoogy said:

I'm getting increasingly irked by missing out on the a) the 'joke' or b) the obvious to everyone but me methods of digging out extra info on you/us lot...
I demand links...pictures...invites...

You're not alone mate. I tend to duck in and out a lot and most of the jokes are spawned in other threads and then carried over. I need to spend more time on PH. The stalking is also something I quietly admire from afar...