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Carthage

4,015 posts

32 months

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Wednesday 25th April 2012 quote quote all
Council Baby said:
And I'm not even going to bother stalking you, you're quite worrying.
I'm devastated.

Jabbah

903 posts

42 months

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Wednesday 25th April 2012 quote quote all
Carthage said:
I'm not on Match.com, but thought I was making my fair share of the latex/Marigolds running.
Until you took it a step too far and mentioned messy Lilos. biggrin
Aye, and its been a refreshing change! Dammit, always seem to push it just that one step too far getmecoat

Carthage

4,015 posts

32 months

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Wednesday 25th April 2012 quote quote all
Jabbah said:
Aye, and its been a refreshing change! Dammit, always seem to push it just that one step too far getmecoat
I think I'd much rather be an eccentric cat spinster, than have to enter the apparently weird world of dating.
I'm in awe that you are all brave enough to dip a toe in the waters (with or without lilos).

Carthage

4,015 posts

32 months

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Thursday 26th April 2012 quote quote all
At last, I know where I have been going wrong. Pretty much all apply.

http://www.retronaut.co/2011/10/tips-for-single-wo...

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Jabbah

903 posts

42 months

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Thursday 26th April 2012 quote quote all
Carthage said:
At last, I know where I have been going wrong. Pretty much all apply.

http://www.retronaut.co/2011/10/tips-for-single-wo...

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Hahaha! Although I think a few people round here would consider the last one an opportunity not to pass up biggrin

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Carthage

4,015 posts

32 months

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Thursday 26th April 2012 quote quote all
Jabbah said:
Hahaha! Although I think a few people round here would consider the last one an opportunity not to pass up biggrin
Ah, what the drunk women don't know won't hurt them. biggrin
(Don't tell Mumsnet I said that).


Justayellowbadge

33,843 posts

130 months

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Thursday 26th April 2012 quote quote all
Carthage said:
Jabbah said:
Hahaha! Although I think a few people round here would consider the last one an opportunity not to pass up biggrin
Ah, what the drunk women don't know won't hurt them. biggrin
(Don't tell Mumsnet I said that).
What?

Jabbah

903 posts

42 months

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Thursday 26th April 2012 quote quote all
Carthage said:
Pretty much all apply.
You often tug at your girdle and have wrinkled stockings then..?

Famous Graham

26,553 posts

113 months

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Thursday 26th April 2012 quote quote all
Stiglet80 said:
Famous Graham said:
Well, I'm in Boston if you fancy a pint.


(Boston, MA, that is, not Boston, Lincs - you'll have to pay for the flight yourself)
I feel so wooed right now! hehe
And so you should, young lady. I don't put out for just anyone, you know.

Famous Graham

26,553 posts

113 months

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Thursday 26th April 2012 quote quote all
LHD said:
Living proof it comes when you're not looking for it.
Nor was she.

Her dog, on the other hand...

Carthage

4,015 posts

32 months

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Thursday 26th April 2012 quote quote all
Justayellowbadge said:
What?
'DON'T BE CONSPICUOUS talking to other men. The last straw is to pass out from too much liquor. Chances are your date will never call you again'.

I'd say that's the least of her worries. biggrin

Carthage

4,015 posts

32 months

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Thursday 26th April 2012 quote quote all
Jabbah said:
You often tug at your girdle and have wrinkled stockings then..?
Stockings are the work of the devil.
You?

Jabbah

903 posts

42 months

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Thursday 26th April 2012 quote quote all
Carthage said:
I'd say that's the least of her worries. biggrin
yes The guy on the right looks like a fat kid in a sweet shop who's been told everything's free!

Justayellowbadge

33,843 posts

130 months

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Thursday 26th April 2012 quote quote all
Carthage said:
Justayellowbadge said:
What?
'DON'T BE CONSPICUOUS talking to other men. The last straw is to pass out from too much liquor. Chances are your date will never call you again'.

I'd say that's the least of her worries. biggrin
What?

Why the smiley? That doesn't seem all that amusing.


Jabbah

903 posts

42 months

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Thursday 26th April 2012 quote quote all
Carthage said:
Stockings are the work of the devil.
You?
Prefer them to tights, this on the other hand



I find chafes a little bit.

Carthage

4,015 posts

32 months

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Thursday 26th April 2012 quote quote all
Jabbah said:
yes The guy on the right looks like a fat kid in a sweet shop who's been told everything's free!
Ah, there's nothing wrong with enthusiasm (or maybe there is if it involves the restaurant floor).
Her original 'date' (sinisterly reminiscent of Pinkie in Brighton Rock) looks like he's up to no good anyway.

Famous Graham

26,553 posts

113 months

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Thursday 26th April 2012 quote quote all
Cathage - everyone needs therapy on coming into contact with CB. I only met him for an hour at BTaP and it scarred me.

Stiglet - the bloke's after an FB, you ask him if "we're ok" and want more from him. Course he's going to retreat. But his dealing with it corroborates MC's diagnosis : gutless wonder.

Kate - dump her. Or turn her into a comfort shag. No point being involved with someone who can't read a clock - frustrating for you, embarrassing for them.


  • Ding!* The doctor is out.

He is too - anyone got any of that rash cream left?

Jabbah

903 posts

42 months

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Thursday 26th April 2012 quote quote all
Carthage said:
Ah, there's nothing wrong with enthusiasm (or maybe there is if it involves the restaurant floor).
Her original 'date' (sinisterly reminiscent of Pinkie in Brighton Rock) looks like he's up to no good anyway.
If the table cloth is long enough though... wink

Haha, yeah looks like he's checking his ledger working out how much he can charge for this one tonight.

Carthage

4,015 posts

32 months

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Thursday 26th April 2012 quote quote all
Justayellowbadge said:
What?

Why the smiley? That doesn't seem all that amusing.
I don't think you should worry too much.
Firstly, it's an illustration (not real life) from a 1938 sexist publication. I strongly suspect they are actors (or the photographer is a bit of a voyeur).
Secondly, I think they may all be dead by now (RIP all).

Of course I agree entirely that sleeping with drunk women is completely inappropriate; and can assure you I would never do it.

Carthage

4,015 posts

32 months

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Thursday 26th April 2012 quote quote all
Jabbah said:
If the table cloth is long enough though... wink

Haha, yeah looks like he's checking his ledger working out how much he can charge for this one tonight.
Shhhh, you'll get me into trouble as I've already been told off for inappropriate smiley use.
Again.
(Note lack of smiley here; this is serious).
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