Match.com (Volume 4)

[big dub]

Council Baby said:

Try both and go with whoever is dirtier.

I'd go with the fitter, younger one mate, just because

That said, you could take the fatty and train her up.

Blonde is a big bike fan, also rides
Brunette rides horses

[Council Baby]

Don1 said:

Nail them both and give them marks out of ten, whilst critiquing compared to the other one. Then ask for a threesome.

I'd actually just typed out pretty much exactly that, then thought about what I'd really do.

Which is go for the fitter younger one, if she isn't dirty enough then approach from a polygamy or group angle.

[Council Baby]

big dub said:

Blonde is a big bike fan, also rides
Brunette rides horses

Horsey girls are filth, blondie is lying, fat girls don't ride bikes (not well anyway)

[big dub]

CB as you know, I'm a big brunette fan, so she's ticking all the boxes so far

[Blown2CV]

big dub said:

Yeah, too big for me. She's very attractive, but the size is putting me off

rack size?

[Council Baby]

Blown2CV said:

rack size?

Size 14-16 you say... probably a few of these.

[big dub]

Blown2CV said:

rack size?

Professional guesstimate - 36D

[66comanche]

fking hell man, you've gone for two years without any and you're still being this picky?!?!?!

Two weeks and I'd fk a frog if it'd stop hopping long enough.

BTW - the brunette!

[shakotan]

big dub said:

Blown2CV said:

rack size?

Professional guesstimate - 36D

14-16 isn't fat, pretty much perfect from my perspective. Also a size 14-16 wouldn't have a 36" chest, more like 38-40".

[big dub]

shakotan said:

14-16 isn't fat, pretty much perfect from my perspective. Also a size 14-16 wouldn't have a 36" chest, more like 38-40".

The lower half is bigger than the upper half, not ideal proportions for me

[Jabbah]

shakotan said:

14-16 isn't fat, pretty much perfect from my perspective. Also a size 14-16 wouldn't have a 36" chest, more like 38-40".

Genuine question, do womens sizes take into account height? So does a 5'0" size 14 look considerably more rotund than a 5'8" size 16?

[freecar]

big dub said:

Yeah, too big for me. She's very attractive, but the size is putting me off

If you're that shallow, what happens if your wife puts on weight? Decree nisi?

Go for the other one, you'll have better luck "moulding" her into what you want.

[900T-R]

Jabbah said:

So does a 5'0" size 14 look considerably more rotund than a 5'8" size 16?

I believe so. Dress size is well, er, size - withpout taking account of height. 14-16 would be pretty much perfect on a 6'3" lady to prevent her from looking like Celine Dion (i.e. undernourished), less good if she's 5'0".

[Sir Bagalot]

V8mate said:

big dub said:

Downside is she's, at a guess, a size 14-16 ...

Forward to Sunday and I'm having 2nd thoughts on the blonde cos of her size

For real?

That's what I thought.... size 14-16 is UK average.

[Council Baby]

freecar said:

If you're that shallow, what happens if your wife puts on weight? Decree nisi?

Go for the other one, you'll have better luck "moulding" her into what you want.

If you're into paint and bodywork then getting something which is mechanically fine but a bit tatty outside is always a good option. However if you're more mechanically minded going with something where the running gear is a bit fked would suit better.

Blonde vs Brunette, fatty vs smoker... place your bets.

PS - if you don't like fatties is there any reason you should go for one in the first place?? No of course not. And if your wife gets fat I guess that takes care of the vows. Just change them to 'for better or for worse but not with a BMI of over XYZ'

[shakotan]

big dub said:

shakotan said:

14-16 isn't fat, pretty much perfect from my perspective. Also a size 14-16 wouldn't have a 36" chest, more like 38-40".

The lower half is bigger than the upper half, not ideal proportions for me

I understand this. For me it's always about proportion, not size.

[big dub]

freecar said:

If you're that shallow, what happens if your wife puts on weight? Decree nisi?

Go for the other one, you'll have better luck "moulding" her into what you want.

I wouldn't call it shallow, I just don't like bigger women. I like a woman with curves in the right places, just not too much.

I'm sure you have criteria for how you'd like your partner to be?

[Ahhh Moneypenny]

big dub said:

freecar said:

If you're that shallow, what happens if your wife puts on weight? Decree nisi?

Go for the other one, you'll have better luck "moulding" her into what you want.

I wouldn't call it shallow, I just don't like bigger women. I like a woman with curves in the right places, just not too much.

I'm sure you have criteria for how you'd like your partner to be?

breathing probably

[Jabbah]

Ahhh Moneypenny said:

breathing probably

Or at least still warm...

[big dub]

Ahhh Moneypenny said:

big dub said:

freecar said:

If you're that shallow, what happens if your wife puts on weight? Decree nisi?

Go for the other one, you'll have better luck "moulding" her into what you want.

I wouldn't call it shallow, I just don't like bigger women. I like a woman with curves in the right places, just not too much.

I'm sure you have criteria for how you'd like your partner to be?

breathing probably