Match.com (Volume 4)

[V8mate]

TVR1 said:

Mobile Chicane said:

A story worth retelling is that of a friend of mine who arranged a first date with a Saffer bird at a wine bar in Kingston.

He was 15 minutes or so late, and was surprised to find she'd already necked a bottle of wine. In the next 20 minutes, she proceeded to neck another, and tell him all about her childhood incest issues.

By this point he couldn't wait to get away, but she insisted on getting him back to her flat for 'a quick one'. Her boyfriend would be there, but it wouldn't be a problem or anything...

He must have met the same one as me.

Were you the cuckold boyfriend?

[Carthage]

I have just read an entire thread on another forum debating penis size.
And now, on here, a thread debating boob size/dress size.

And they say men and women are so different.

[NotDave]

Size 10. 5'8

34C


Splaff

[Zwolf]

NotDave said:

Size 10. 5'8

34C

You most certainly are not.

[TVR1]

V8mate said:

Oh, I dunno. LadyV8 (very intelligent!) is well aware that she could at any time be replaced by the supremely and vacuously dim Alex Jones

Errrm... That's my brother.

[poprock]

TVR1 said:

Errrm... That's my brother.

Is he really that dim?

[TVR1]

poprock said:

Is he really that dim?

Parrott for monsieur?

[Blown2CV]

All women put on weight when they achieve a boyfriend. It's how they handle this fact being highlighted that separates them.

[Justayellowbadge]

http://pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&f...