Things that annoy you beyond reason...? [Vol 2]

Things that annoy you beyond reason...? [Vol 2]

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TameRacingDriver

18,116 posts

273 months

Tuesday 21st May 2013
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While we're on the subject of cyclists, how about cyclists who actually move into the right hand lane of the road to block an overtake by a car (on a perfectly safe, straight bit of road), we're not in the USA, we drive on the left here, you total .

Or what about the cyclists who ride on dangerous stretches of dual carriageway because it saves them maybe 30 seconds on their journey instead of using the perfectly safe cycle paths provided to them. Obviously don't value their life too highly. Sympathy won't be forthcoming when the inevitable happens.

Petrolhead95

7,043 posts

155 months

Tuesday 21st May 2013
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When someone replies to you with "lol" or "k". What the fk am I supposed to do with that? You might as well of said nothing.

DoubleSix

11,727 posts

177 months

Tuesday 21st May 2013
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People that hesitate when I'm clearly giving way.

Pothole

34,367 posts

283 months

Tuesday 21st May 2013
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Petrolhead95 said:
When someone replies to you with "lol" or "k". What the fk am I supposed to do with that? You might as well of said nothing.
Might as well HAVE, FFS!

Fort Jefferson

8,237 posts

223 months

Tuesday 21st May 2013
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Americans who think they speak English.

Landlord

12,689 posts

258 months

Tuesday 21st May 2013
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Hot dog buns that, when filled with a typical banger, account for circa 80% of the total product. Essentially, four out of five bites are pretty much just bread. The sort you buy from supermarkets at a quid for 30 or so.

Papa Hotel

12,760 posts

183 months

Tuesday 21st May 2013
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Landlord said:
Hot dog buns that, when filled with a typical banger, account for circa 80% of the total product. Essentially, four out of five bites are pretty much just bread. The sort you buy from supermarkets at a quid for 30 or so.
Isn't this more a case of buying stty small sausages?

onyx39

11,129 posts

151 months

Tuesday 21st May 2013
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Going to fill up with petrol, finding that the petrol station which has 30 pumps, has 20 which are empty!

Pr1964

1,362 posts

162 months

Wednesday 22nd May 2013
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Being called a troll for saying it as it is or saying what others fear to say ie the truth.

goldblum

10,272 posts

168 months

Wednesday 22nd May 2013
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Pr1964 said:
Being called a troll for saying it as it is or saying what others fear to say ie the truth.
'Personalised Plates' thread? laugh

Better avoid the 'Gay Marriage' thread then: If you even hint you support the institution, or suggest there's far more important things the government should attend to you're lucky to get out with your sight intact and a full head of hair.











Krikkit

26,573 posts

182 months

Wednesday 22nd May 2013
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Timberwolf said:
CC07 PEU said:
The neighbours in the flat below me for unbelievably, ridiculously loud urination.
Flat neighbours generally. I don't know what it is about them that attracts people to think, "Aha! This building surrounded by neighbours in every direction is the perfect place for my dream of eggshell-thin laminate flooring, heavy track door wardrobes bolted directly to transmission walls, and parties with my friends from the Dropping Things On The Floor Club and the Competitive Cupboard Door Slamming League! I shall load my leaky washing machine into a van forthwith!"
hehe Excellent.

kowalski655

14,686 posts

144 months

Wednesday 22nd May 2013
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This sort of crap;
FaceBook Numpty said:
We are saying a prayer for the families in Moore, Oklahoma. May God grant them peace & understanding during this time. Please pray with us.
Good idea Luv,pray to a (non existent) god,for the victims of what is always described as an "act of god"!!!
Its one of the wife's mates who posted this on her wall,so if I replied by pointing out the bloody obvious using her account,I would be dead within minutes.

fatboy69

9,373 posts

188 months

Wednesday 22nd May 2013
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For some reason I got annoyed by a car this afternoon.

A Salmon Pink Nissan Micra.

Driven, at 55 mph, in the outside lane of a fairly empty M5 for almost 10 miles before the driver decided to exit the motorway.

By pulling across three lanes of traffic without indicating.........

Not sure whether i was more annoyed by the colour of the car, the slow speed or the lunatic way the bloke exited the motorway.

Calm however was soon restored when a 458 Spyder, closely followed by an MP4-12C Spyder (not on fire!!) overtook me.

They were not doing 55 mph......... More like 155!

Papa Hotel

12,760 posts

183 months

Wednesday 22nd May 2013
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Stupid sweeping generalisations of huge groups of people based on the actions of small groups of people.

CommanderJameson

22,096 posts

227 months

Thursday 23rd May 2013
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kowalski655 said:
This sort of crap;
FaceBook Numpty said:
We are saying a prayer for the families in Moore, Oklahoma. May God grant them peace & understanding during this time. Please pray with us.
Good idea Luv,pray to a (non existent) god,for the victims of what is always described as an "act of god"!!!
Its one of the wife's mates who posted this on her wall,so if I replied by pointing out the bloody obvious using her account,I would be dead within minutes.
I watched the video of the old lady who, during the interview, found her dog. It's obviously great and very heartwarming that she found her dog, because dogs are brilliant, and losing your dog under the ruins of your house would be st, but then she said "God answered two prayers today". Should have added a third, luv; "don't run a fking tornado through my house, thanks ever so".

gowmonster

2,471 posts

168 months

Thursday 23rd May 2013
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old people who stop in shop doorways.


V8mate

45,899 posts

190 months

Thursday 23rd May 2013
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gowmonster said:
old people who stop in shop doorways.
I don't think it's just old people.

The afflicted manage it both going into and out of shops though; it's like they know they need to cross the threshold, but have no idea what they're going to do when they do.

kowalski655

14,686 posts

144 months

Thursday 23rd May 2013
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CommanderJameson said:
kowalski655 said:
This sort of crap;
FaceBook Numpty said:
We are saying a prayer for the families in Moore, Oklahoma. May God grant them peace & understanding during this time. Please pray with us.
Good idea Luv,pray to a (non existent) god,for the victims of what is always described as an "act of god"!!!
Its one of the wife's mates who posted this on her wall,so if I replied by pointing out the bloody obvious using her account,I would be dead within minutes.
I watched the video of the old lady who, during the interview, found her dog. It's obviously great and very heartwarming that she found her dog, because dogs are brilliant, and losing your dog under the ruins of your house would be st, but then she said "God answered two prayers today". Should have added a third, luv; "don't run a fking tornado through my house, thanks ever so".
I wonder what prayed FOR the tornado? Works both ways surely

MartG

20,705 posts

205 months

Thursday 23rd May 2013
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And idiots like TV evangelist Pat Robertson blame the tornado on the victims 'not praying enough' - I really despair sometimes frown

Cotty

39,641 posts

285 months

Thursday 23rd May 2013
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What amazes me is these people build wooden houses in an area called tornado ally. Its like they have never heard of the three little pigs and the big bad woolf.
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