Juvenile things that make you snigger.

Juvenile things that make you snigger.

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kowalski655

14,632 posts

143 months

Saturday 3rd December 2016
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irocfan said:
All that jazz said:
ambuletz said:
I'm probably going to burn in hell for this one.

Which one do you snog when you're tomming her?

Maybe a question for the 'things you've always wanted to know the answer to' thread?getmecoat
look on the bright side - blowies could be awesome wink
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But imagine the nagging!

AMG Merc

11,954 posts

253 months

Saturday 3rd December 2016
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Hmmm, does that mean double the monthly menstruation? Or, menstruation every 2 weeks scratchchin

FlyingMeeces

9,932 posts

211 months

Saturday 3rd December 2016
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AMG Merc said:
Hmmm, does that mean double the monthly menstruation? Or, menstruation every 2 weeks scratchchin
They share a uterus, so no. One uterus, two ovaries, business as usual.

Although I think most women forced to live anywhere near so close to a sister would probably both choose to be on the pill to avoid the simultaneous PMT. yikes

Corpulent Tosser

5,459 posts

245 months

Saturday 3rd December 2016
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OK someone had to ask, if one gets married is the husband shagging his wife and her sister with the wife's consent ?

MartG

20,666 posts

204 months

Saturday 3rd December 2016
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FlyingMeeces

9,932 posts

211 months

Saturday 3rd December 2016
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Corpulent Tosser said:
OK someone had to ask, if one gets married is the husband shagging his wife and her sister with the wife's consent ?
Must be! Mind you there ain't exactly gonna be a huge body of case law on it, there are only a few pairs of conjoined twins who reach the age of consent a) at all and b) unseparated.

George and Lori Schappell are doing a decent job of modelling how to live two independent lives despite being physically attached to your twin - Lori was engaged at one point, George joined LDS but Lori didn't etc - but as they are only conjoined at the head I guess the whole bodily autonomy thing is a bit different to if you're sharing literally everything anatomically speaking. Very very very difficult.

irocfan

40,386 posts

190 months

Saturday 3rd December 2016
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droopsnoot

11,902 posts

242 months

Saturday 3rd December 2016
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Oh, that was jarring. Just reading the response about conjoined twins, while seeing the top of the photo in the next post, and trying to decide which two of the three people were the twins in question.


anonymous-user

54 months

Sunday 4th December 2016
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droopsnoot said:
Oh, that was jarring. Just reading the response about conjoined twins, while seeing the top of the photo in the next post, and trying to decide which two of the three people were the twins in question.

Me too! But that's the gayest outfit ever - cravat, pink belt and George Micheal goatee. So my money's on the one in black being conjoined as she looks like she's been dragged around a few public toilets of an evening.

MartG

20,666 posts

204 months

Sunday 4th December 2016
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ambuletz said:
I'm probably going to burn in hell for this one.

'pic of hensel twins'
Foreseen by Chas Addams ?


MartG

20,666 posts

204 months

Monday 5th December 2016
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The Independent, Sunday 4th December 2016
" News/UK/UK Politics
Theresa May orders crackdown on unauthorised leaks by ministers and civil servants, leaked memorandum reveals"

All that jazz

7,632 posts

146 months

Monday 5th December 2016
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hehe

MartG

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204 months

Monday 5th December 2016
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MartG

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Monday 5th December 2016
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wilfandrowlf

603 posts

212 months

Monday 5th December 2016
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Reading a fire risk assessment earlier and the "Fire History" bit made me chuckle.

I take it to mean the building is not currently on fire?..... which is good! biggrin


anonymous-user

54 months

Monday 5th December 2016
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MartG said:
Pretty sure that's faked, given the terrible spelling fail.

MartG

20,666 posts

204 months

Monday 5th December 2016
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OpulentBob said:
MartG said:
Pretty sure that's faked, given the terrible spelling fail.
Really ? Have you seen the standard of spelling and grammar in today's media ?

alorotom

11,937 posts

187 months

Monday 5th December 2016
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MartG

20,666 posts

204 months

Tuesday 6th December 2016
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aka_kerrly

12,417 posts

210 months

Tuesday 6th December 2016
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wilfandrowlf said:
Reading a fire risk assessment earlier and the "Fire History" bit made me chuckle.

I take it to mean the building is not currently on fire?..... which is good! biggrin

Same here.
Also a bit odd that someone isn't sure how many floors are in the building.
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