Juvenile things that make you snigger.

[Wacky Racer]

Adenauer said:

We get a lot of these buses full of pensioners driving through Adenau every weekend, always worth a giggle

That's Stan Boardman's new tour bus......

[Yoof Full Chav]

mgmrw said:

Yoof Full Chav said:

That's just evil, but very very funny

Industry favourite. Heard/Seen it on steelworks, quarry, in warehouses.

Smart phones make it easy...... A clever prankster of senior age, asks said YT about his mum, without making it obvious, some time previously that day:

your mum jane XYZ? slim? tall? black hair? and so on.

Builds an image of her roughly, pretends to know her.

Then either says:

is this her? and produces gangbang film on smartphone, or does the "got any pics of her naked?" spiel.

Someone tried that with me regarding Mrs Chav one time, he did a similar thing, and said is this her?? No mate, she's standing behind you..she was too. Cue much stammering, and a red faced smart arse

[mgmrw]

Yoof Full Chav said:

Someone tried that with me regarding Mrs Chav one time, he did a similar thing, and said is this her?? No mate, she's standing behind you..she was too. Cue much stammering, and a red faced smart arse

Always fun.

I had simillar when with the ex. Picked parents & their loudmouth company director dhead friend, who thinks he's gods gift.

Tried embarassing me with lots of:

"empty house tonight eh? Been ruining that little blonde you're with? been banging her good?" and so on.... Thinking he'd wind me up.

I replied along the lines of "yesh, properly ruined her, see:"

as she walked around the corner grinning at him.

putting smart-arses down is always fun

[Yoof Full Chav]

mgmrw said:

Yoof Full Chav said:

Someone tried that with me regarding Mrs Chav one time, he did a similar thing, and said is this her?? No mate, she's standing behind you..she was too. Cue much stammering, and a red faced smart arse

Always fun.

I had simillar when with the ex. Picked parents & their loudmouth company director dhead friend, who thinks he's gods gift.

Tried embarassing me with lots of:

"empty house tonight eh? Been ruining that little blonde you're with? been banging her good?" and so on.... Thinking he'd wind me up.

I replied along the lines of "yesh, properly ruined her, see:"

as she walked around the corner grinning at him.

putting smart-arses down is always fun

Indeed it is, although if you do, make sure you don't pick the one smart arse that much younger than you, that the previous weekend you slept with his mum That didn't end well that one

[Laird]

This one might be a little obscure:

[Sixpackpert]

There used to be lingerie shop in Nottingham called Gash, think it's shut now. I have a bag somewhere with 'I Love Gash' on it that I often use on picnics.

Turns a few heads.

ETA: Pic added.

Edited by Sixpackpert on Friday 23 September 13:45

[joe_90]

[Big Fluffy One]

Sluts Hole Lane, Besthorpe, Attleborough, UK.

Brian Johnston, "The batsman's Holding the bowler's Willey". Still makes me giggle,especially the reaction in the commentary box.

[dan5oclocksmith]

[mgmrw]

Yoof Full Chav said:

Indeed it is, although if you do, make sure you don't pick the one smart arse that much younger than you, that the previous weekend you slept with his mum That didn't end well that one

You rattled his mum, and a week later he came for revenge?

[BrabusMog]

Big Fluffy One said:

Sluts Hole Lane, Besthorpe, Attleborough, UK.

Brian Johnston, "The batsman's Holding the bowler's Willey". Still makes me giggle,especially the reaction in the commentary box.

Your name just made me snigger!!

[QuackHandle]

Marf said:

Simpsons said:

Titmouse

teehee.

I'm not exaggerating when I say that was the first thing I thought of, and that YOU would post it.

[Ahhh Moneypenny]

there is some cleaning product in Asda called "minky soak ups" which I alway laugh at, yes very childish!

[Marf]

QuackHandle said:

Marf said:

Simpsons said:

Titmouse

teehee.

I'm not exaggerating when I say that was the first thing I thought of, and that YOU would post it.

[motco]

[CommanderJameson]

Matron!

[Marf]

[JCB123]

Trumps!

Funniest thing to ever grace us with their presence!

[Yoof Full Chav]

mgmrw said:

You rattled his mum, and a week later he came for revenge?

Not quite, i had been rutting his mum, then when he started work at the same place, and being a tt, i had been bragging, and he twigged to that. I ended up working nights, to solve a potential issue between us

[SeeFive]

Used to see these guys in Hounslow - now seemingly in Poole too.


Always like to see this place signposted when on the road.


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