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Asterix

16,369 posts

97 months

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On the way to a meeting in Ras Al Khaimah.

A truck load of...


NotDave

20,951 posts

26 months

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The woman Opposite my desk has just loudly said:


"I needed something hot & filling inside me"

Followed by:

"Oooh I enjoyed that"

NotDave

20,951 posts

26 months

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The woman Opposite my desk has just loudly said:


"I needed something hot & filling inside me"

Followed by:

"Oooh I enjoyed that"

PoleDriver

20,228 posts

63 months

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You went back for seconds? smile

rohrl

3,704 posts

14 months

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I heard on the radio the other day that Neil Armstrong was the first man to complete a space docking.
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hidetheelephants

5,581 posts

62 months

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rohrl said:
I heard on the radio the other day that Neil Armstrong was the first man to complete a space docking.
He then went on to experience lunar injection and a re-entry three-up. Space travel is filthy. hehe

cptsideways

9,864 posts

121 months

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This place in Dorset


AnimalMkIV

334 posts

13 months

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PoleDriver said:
Asterix said:
Spoke to a woman called Vergina today.

'Eh, sorry, what's your name again..?' - don't often get thrown but she made me stop for a moment hehe
Ermagerd, Vergina!
That made me laugh more than it probably should have.

Pothole

18,008 posts

151 months

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Last night's scheduling on More4. The Paralympics opening ceremony was followed by an episode of Embarrassing Bodies. I giggled.

BriC175

883 posts

49 months

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I'll have to dig out a picture from my holiday in Australia for this thread... it was a bit of a theme for the holiday after seeing it! Also saw a pretty funny one in Poland

ali4390

1,289 posts

34 months

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Pothole said:
Last night's scheduling on More4. The Paralympics opening ceremony was followed by an episode of Embarrassing Bodies. I giggled.
hehe I like that a lot!

dave stew

1,316 posts

36 months

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A few years ago my mother in law proclaimed that she was 'getting a pearl necklace' for Xmas.

I almost pi ssed my kecks while getting industrial strength death states off Wifey...

JonRB

39,392 posts

141 months

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I love the Belgian GP because you get to hear the commentators say "poo on" a lot. hehe


Shaw Tarse

19,142 posts

72 months

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Pixel Pusher

4,658 posts

28 months

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Shaw Tarse said:
Looks locked up to me.

Maybe the entrance is round the back.

wink

Mr.Jimbo

1,371 posts

52 months

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There's an advert on a noticeboard at work for a fridge for sale, nothing unusual.

Someone has written below the number "no cold callers"

hehe

sc0tt

7,419 posts

70 months

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Mr.Jimbo said:
Someone has written below the number "no cold callers"

hehe
Brilliant

Speed addicted

1,860 posts

96 months

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At a mates wedding on saterday there was a hymn including the phrase "the purple headed mountain".

I was an usher, there were three of us and we ended up sitting next to each other because we were last in (this was not a good idea).

Trying not to giggle while two mates do the same is really difficult. More so when you look across and see the tears running down their faces!

JonRB

39,392 posts

141 months

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Speed addicted said:
At a mates wedding on saterday there was a hymn including the phrase "the purple headed mountain".
Am I the only one here who thinks it's pretty odd that you write that like you never heard this hymn before? confused

Pixelpeep

821 posts

11 months

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In brentwood - been there twice. overpriced and crap. imo but the name always makes me laugh



Surprised no one has done this yet, but always good for a giggle..






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