Juvenile things that make you snigger.
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My first full-time job was in a printing factory (apprenticeship). Part of the apprenticeship involved machine maintenance, the manager wasn't the joking type and on the second week with a completely dead pan face asked me to 'grease my nipples' and handed me a grease gun with a strange nozzle on the end. Fortunately one of the other guys heard this and took the time to explain he meant the nipples on the machine and i could stop hiding under the table.
Afterwards used to snigger or smile whenever i heard someone asking for the grease gun as their nipples needed greased.
Afterwards used to snigger or smile whenever i heard someone asking for the grease gun as their nipples needed greased.
HTP99 said:
grumbledoak said:
^^^ Could someone please pass me the parrot? I don't get it at all.
Me neither.The convoy of cars on the 'Freeway' is entirely made up of Mustangs. Product of the Ford Motor Company. Even the lead police escort vehicle is a Mustang.
The car driving down the slip road is a product of the General Motors Corporation.
Now you need to study the behaviour of elements among the spectators at various race series in both the USA and Australia, where fist fights are common between fans of the respective Marques. (Chevrolet v Ford; Holden v Ford; etc)
It's not that you need a Parrot. More that your credentials as petrolheads are being called into question. Although to be fair, the same 'Tribal' loyalties don't affect us so much in UK/Europe, and I speak as one who has owned six cars - three Fords and three Vauxhalls.
yellowjack said:
HTP99 said:
grumbledoak said:
^^^ Could someone please pass me the parrot? I don't get it at all.
Me neither.The convoy of cars on the 'Freeway' is entirely made up of Mustangs. Product of the Ford Motor Company. Even the lead police escort vehicle is a Mustang.
The car driving down the slip road is a product of the General Motors Corporation.
Now you need to study the behaviour of elements among the spectators at various race series in both the USA and Australia, where fist fights are common between fans of the respective Marques. (Chevrolet v Ford; Holden v Ford; etc)
It's not that you need a Parrot. More that your credentials as petrolheads are being called into question. Although to be fair, the same 'Tribal' loyalties don't affect us so much in UK/Europe, and I speak as one who has owned six cars - three Fords and three Vauxhalls.
t in the woods?!yellowjack said:
Now you need to study the behaviour of elements among the spectators at various race series in both the USA and Australia, where fist fights are common between fans of the respective Marques. (Chevrolet v Ford; Holden v Ford; etc)
Imagine being that small-minded and stupid to start a fight over a marque of car. OpulentBob said:
yellowjack said:
Now you need to study the behaviour of elements among the spectators at various race series in both the USA and Australia, where fist fights are common between fans of the respective Marques. (Chevrolet v Ford; Holden v Ford; etc)
Imagine being that small-minded and stupid to start a fight over a marque of car. HTP99 said:
OpulentBob said:
yellowjack said:
Now you need to study the behaviour of elements among the spectators at various race series in both the USA and Australia, where fist fights are common between fans of the respective Marques. (Chevrolet v Ford; Holden v Ford; etc)
Imagine being that small-minded and stupid to start a fight over a marque of car. 
HTP99 said:
OpulentBob said:
yellowjack said:
Now you need to study the behaviour of elements among the spectators at various race series in both the USA and Australia, where fist fights are common between fans of the respective Marques. (Chevrolet v Ford; Holden v Ford; etc)
Imagine being that small-minded and stupid to start a fight over a marque of car. 
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