Juvenile things that make you snigger.
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Making the rounds on the internet, made me chuckle.
some guy on the internet said:
Is it illegal to throw aborted foetus at people?
I didn't actually throw foetus at people, but when my GF went to the abortion clinic to have an abortion, there were christians out the front and they were being really nasty and menacing, saying she'll go to hell and that she was a murderer and that they'd stop people like her one day. About a week later I blended a raw chicken breast and put it in a plastic bag, and went inside the clinic early in the morning when it had just opened. I came out and threw the chicken at the christians, and said."If you love foetus so much, why don't you kiss this one!"
Can I get prosecuted for this?
Fixed the spelling a bit, as the one on the net was riddled with mistakes.I didn't actually throw foetus at people, but when my GF went to the abortion clinic to have an abortion, there were christians out the front and they were being really nasty and menacing, saying she'll go to hell and that she was a murderer and that they'd stop people like her one day. About a week later I blended a raw chicken breast and put it in a plastic bag, and went inside the clinic early in the morning when it had just opened. I came out and threw the chicken at the christians, and said."If you love foetus so much, why don't you kiss this one!"
Can I get prosecuted for this?
One of my colleagues' MIL died recently.
That said, his wife and him were spreading her ashes around different areas that she liked. When asked what he was doing this weekend, he replied "I'm off with the OH spreading her mum's legs around [somewhere]."
He didn't notice what he'd said until we all started laughing.
That said, his wife and him were spreading her ashes around different areas that she liked. When asked what he was doing this weekend, he replied "I'm off with the OH spreading her mum's legs around [somewhere]."
He didn't notice what he'd said until we all started laughing.
One of my good friends at work is black (that bit's relevant, not just a crap attempt at a description....) and looooves his food. He had 3, yes 3, double cheeseburgers from maccy D's for lunch today. When one of our Directors heard, he proudly announced, in an office full of HR people and 20 or so others, that said man was a black hole.
He didn't clock what he said until my pal, dead panned and faking offense, asked him if that meant that the other fatty in the office was a white hole? The look in the Directors face was a picture until my mate burst out laughing.
HR still didn't get the funny side.
He didn't clock what he said until my pal, dead panned and faking offense, asked him if that meant that the other fatty in the office was a white hole? The look in the Directors face was a picture until my mate burst out laughing.
HR still didn't get the funny side.
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