Juvenile things that make you snigger.
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You know how dogs don't like fireworks, this one actually s
ts everywhere..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgLaIYjVbEw
ts everywhere..https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgLaIYjVbEw
Some woman said:
"I can't have my back door open. The smell is so intense it almost makes my eyes bleed," she told the BBC.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-he...
ZOLLAR said:
Some woman said:
"I can't have my back door open. The smell is so intense it almost makes my eyes bleed," she told the BBC.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-he...
this killed me.
irocfan said:
Lol, we have literally just been watching gymnastic fails on You Tube.I am in my mid thirties. I am going to a wedding tomorrow.
Already I am dreading the bit where the vicar says "...the delight and tenderness of sexual union" as I have never once managed to keep a straight face.
Please tell me it gets easier to ignoire this sort of thing as you get older.
Already I am dreading the bit where the vicar says "...the delight and tenderness of sexual union" as I have never once managed to keep a straight face.
Please tell me it gets easier to ignoire this sort of thing as you get older.
Edited by 8Ace on Thursday 31st July 11:28
8Ace said:
I am in my mid thirties. I am going to a wedding tomorrow.
Already I am dreading the bit where the vicar says "...the delight and tenderness of sexual union" as I have never once managed to keep a straight face.
Please tell me it gets easier to ignoire this sort of thing as you get older.
Never, EVER heard that line used at a wedding before!Already I am dreading the bit where the vicar says "...the delight and tenderness of sexual union" as I have never once managed to keep a straight face.
Please tell me it gets easier to ignoire this sort of thing as you get older.
shakotan said:
8Ace said:
I am in my mid thirties. I am going to a wedding tomorrow.
Already I am dreading the bit where the vicar says "...the delight and tenderness of sexual union" as I have never once managed to keep a straight face.
Please tell me it gets easier to ignoire this sort of thing as you get older.
Never, EVER heard that line used at a wedding before!Already I am dreading the bit where the vicar says "...the delight and tenderness of sexual union" as I have never once managed to keep a straight face.
Please tell me it gets easier to ignoire this sort of thing as you get older.
the CofE marriage service preface said:
The gift of marriage brings husband and wife together in the delight and tenderness of sexual union and joyful commitment to the end of their lives.
It is given as the foundation of family life in which children are [born and] nurtured and in which each member of the family,in good times and in bad, may find strength, companionship and comfort, and grow to maturity in love.
...although it is often swapped for the rather less 'obvious' "alternative preface"...It is given as the foundation of family life in which children are [born and] nurtured and in which each member of the family,in good times and in bad, may find strength, companionship and comfort, and grow to maturity in love.
the CofE Alternative Preface said:
Marriage is given, that husband and wife may comfort and help each other, living faithfully together in need and in plenty, in sorrow and in joy. It is given, that with delight and tenderness they may know each other in love, and, through the joy of their bodily union, may strengthen the union of their hearts and lives. It is given as the foundation of family life in which children may be born and nurtured in accordance with God's will, to his praise and glory.
...which doesn't explicitly mention "sexual union" and might therefore be more agreeable to those easily embarrassed by the possibility that Great Aunt Agatha might be offended by the term 
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