Juvenile things that make you snigger.

[lauda]

Black can man said:

Saw this in Sainsbury's the other day ,Think i'll give this a miss

sto on toast isn't too bad actually. Just remember to put the loo roll in the freezer for the following morning.

[DeadMeat_UK]

I just came back from a work convention at the Gaylord Opryland resort.

sniggered everytime I mentioned it.

It's a weird place as well.

[JonRB]

The fact that the French word for battery is "piles".

Yes, yes, I know that Alessandro Volta invented the battery and originally they were known as voltaic piles (*snigger*) before the word battery was coined. But it still makes me snigger.

[Hooli]

Bodo said:

109er said:

What's to snigger about that?

ETA:

gettit now. The reverse gear on the Land Rover normally is somewhere top left.

Only on older gearboxes like the LT77 or RRC 4-speed. The R380, for example, had reverse behind fifth.

[Vanya]

lauda said:

Black can man said:

Saw this in Sainsbury's the other day ,Think i'll give this a miss

sto on toast isn't too bad actually. Just remember to put the loo roll in the freezer for the following morning.

Even the swear filter can spot the juvenile snigger worthiness.

[Shaw Tarse]

Getting my username read out on the radio.

[Killer2005]

Bellenden road

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bellenden_Road

[lufbramatt]

Frimley111R said:

Followed a car in to work today with the fist part of the number plate reading 'VA61...' Just kept smirking at 'Vagi'. Must be Friday....!

The last 3 letters on the reg of my Dad's Octavia are VAG.

He bought an old Passat to use as a work shed and the last 3 letters on that were TRD.

[IanCress]

My Dad's reg ends with PUF. He's seriously considering getting a private plate.



But his boyfriend won't let him.

[JonRB]

Sniff Petrol have a totally snigger-worthy juvenile post today. Bravo!

http://sniffpetrol.com/2014/09/02/claire-williams-...

[CoolC]

The way eating asparagus makes your wee smell funny.

[yellowjack]

CoolC said:

The way eating asparagus makes your wee smell funny.

I don't eat Asparagus very much, but Sugar Puffs do that to me. And coffee. Maybe I'm just a bit, erm? Weird?

[OllieC]

yellowjack said:

CoolC said:

The way eating asparagus makes your wee smell funny.

I don't eat Asparagus very much, but Sugar Puffs do that to me. And coffee. Maybe I'm just a bit, erm? Weird?

+1 for coffee.

sugar puffs taste just awful, so I cannot comment

[sebhaque]

Must have been friends but I pulled up at a set of lights this morning behind a Skoda Labia in the left lane and a Volkswagen Asshat in the outside lane. I laughed a lot.

[Bodo]

Hooli said:

Bodo said:

109er said:

What's to snigger about that?

ETA:

gettit now. The reverse gear on the Land Rover normally is somewhere top left.

Only on older gearboxes like the LT77 or RRC 4-speed. The R380, for example, had reverse behind fifth.

The car pictured, is that a Land Rover or a Defender?

[109er]

Bodo said:

Hooli said:

Bodo said:

109er said:

What's to snigger about that?

ETA:

gettit now. The reverse gear on the Land Rover normally is somewhere top left.

Only on older gearboxes like the LT77 or RRC 4-speed. The R380, for example, had reverse behind fifth.

The car pictured, is that a Land Rover or a Defender?

Its a Series 2 Land Rover.

[kowalski655]

The sewage emptying company with the website www.wemovesh.it (although Scottish,not Italian)

[yellowjack]

What's in a name?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carmen_Dell'Orefice

Carmen Dell'Orefice!!!! WTF? Sounds a lot like Orifice. Which I'm sure General Sir Anthony Cecil Hogmanay Melchett VC DSO would find rather rude



found via this story...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-29017...

...which was on the same page as this one...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-29054216?ocid=socialf...

...the link to which was on another PH thread.

(Do I get any extra marks for the workings out?)

[JonRB]

yellowjack said:

(Do I get any extra marks for the workings out?)

You mean in the same sense as the constipated mathematician who worked it out with a pencil?

[yellowjack]

JonRB said:

You mean in the same sense as the constipated mathematician who worked it out with a pencil?