Juvenile things that make you snigger.
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Killer2005 said:
So after keeping them awake all night he's surprised they sleep more the next day?nicanary said:
When I was a kid I used to listen to "Round The Horne" on the radio. Every week there'd be a skit with Kenneth Williams and Hugh Paddick about two camp gays running their own business, which would always be called "Bona xxx". I used to find this hilarious, because I thought, as a 10 year-old, that bona was just a camp word for good. At the time I had only the vaguest idea about sex (no internet back then) and onanism was still on the horizon.
But Williams was simply a genius - "Ooohhh, hellooo - welcome to Bona Antiques..."
They still have that sometimes on R4 Extra. Still one of the most funny and original programmes ever made. The double-entendres sometimes have me doubled over, really great stuff. But Williams was simply a genius - "Ooohhh, hellooo - welcome to Bona Antiques..."
AndyTR said:
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CoolC said:
reminds me of this...http://youtu.be/GJQdEY82zs0
JonRB said:
Even without the appropriate creases, how dumb or desperate to own a few quid?
I'd like to think it was done with a wink, but.....
We've been doing a lot of learning about this recently:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ring_strain (SFW, by the way)
also:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ring_strain (SFW, by the way)
also:
OpulentBob said:
"Ass Town Vanilla"
I've spent the morning re-reading his commentary to an american girl I work with. She's not normally one to see the funny side of anti-USA pisstaking, but she was crying with laughter this morning.
In case people don't know what he's on about:
In case people don't know what he's on about:
Soccer Guy said:
Villa vs Spurs:
GOALSHOT at completion for the whitespurs! Got my man a soccer chickens jersey to celebrate
and Man City vs Man Utd
Dumbass deefense from Biggie Smalling gets him the major feeling card and hands the Manchester Blue uniforms the victory points.
and his Man Utd vs Chelsea match summary:
UNITY TIE IT UP WITH CHELSEA FRANCHISE CLUB
Dramatic drama unfolded in real dramatic fashion at the Old Trafford Center today, as RSVP kicked home a dramatic overtime equalization strike to equalize dramatically.
Juan Mourinho's franchise had taken the lead earlier in the second quarter through Didier Dogbra, after his head kick found the soccer goal interior.
After that, Special Juan started to play deefense more and it looked like the Unity were gonna get Mourinhowned.
After the erection of the Overtime Verdict Board, Branislav Abramovic made some dumbass depossession slide but did not make cleat contact with the soccer ball. Already on a minor felony card, he got another which meant it was major felony card time for the Russian guy.
After goofin around with the soccer ball, the Unity eventually made a cross pass in to the danger box zone where the head of Marijuana Felony kicked it at the soccer goal. The hand denial was made but Rick O'Shead out to the Unity's big Scandinavian guy who ate it up like a fat guy eating his fried chicken.
The soccer fans clapped each other high fives and celebrated like Thanksgiving had come early. The completion whistle was hooted.
It was only a tie point, but a tie point that showed that maybe, just maybe, the Unity aren't that lame anymore
GOALSHOT at completion for the whitespurs! Got my man a soccer chickens jersey to celebrate
and Man City vs Man Utd
Dumbass deefense from Biggie Smalling gets him the major feeling card and hands the Manchester Blue uniforms the victory points.
and his Man Utd vs Chelsea match summary:
UNITY TIE IT UP WITH CHELSEA FRANCHISE CLUB
Dramatic drama unfolded in real dramatic fashion at the Old Trafford Center today, as RSVP kicked home a dramatic overtime equalization strike to equalize dramatically.
Juan Mourinho's franchise had taken the lead earlier in the second quarter through Didier Dogbra, after his head kick found the soccer goal interior.
After that, Special Juan started to play deefense more and it looked like the Unity were gonna get Mourinhowned.
After the erection of the Overtime Verdict Board, Branislav Abramovic made some dumbass depossession slide but did not make cleat contact with the soccer ball. Already on a minor felony card, he got another which meant it was major felony card time for the Russian guy.
After goofin around with the soccer ball, the Unity eventually made a cross pass in to the danger box zone where the head of Marijuana Felony kicked it at the soccer goal. The hand denial was made but Rick O'Shead out to the Unity's big Scandinavian guy who ate it up like a fat guy eating his fried chicken.
The soccer fans clapped each other high fives and celebrated like Thanksgiving had come early. The completion whistle was hooted.
It was only a tie point, but a tie point that showed that maybe, just maybe, the Unity aren't that lame anymore
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