Juvenile things that make you snigger.

[JonRB]

Some of the headlines on tech news website The Register are good for a snigger.

Such as:
NASA unveils increasingly detailed snaps of MOIST DWARF goddess

[JonRB]

IvanSTi said:

RobinBanks said:

ChemicalChaos said:

Can anyone explain to me why this one is funny?

I'm guessing the "DP" not that I burst into fits of laughter, but I got it and ha a little chuckle inside.

DP = Double Penetration, if you've not been allowed to watch any adult research movies.

Dr. Pepper may want to re-think their t-shirts then.


https://twitter.com/_youhadonejob/status/557901537...

[IvanSTi]

Took you a while to find that.

[blindswelledrat]

RobinBanks said:

Right, OK. Brilliantly funny.

Maybe it's me but DP would be dozens of things before that. Such as my friend David Price. Or Dual Processor. Or Domestic Partnership. That's just off the top of my head.

What you masturbate to is your own business and we're not going to judge you on those selections despite finding them somewhat unusual.

[JonRB]

IvanSTi said:

Took you a while to find that.

Actually, it popped up on my Twitter feed and reminded me of this thread so I posted it.

[MrCarPark]

onyx39 said:

JonRB said:

Shaolin said:

davhill said:

mybrainhurts said:

And her friend Gloria Stitz.

I once met Gloria's sister Norma.

nee Snockers.

I heard that Samantha Janus has a brother called Hugh.

I thought Hugh changed his surname to Jarse?

I think it was Jardon.

[kowalski655]

RobinBanks said:

Right, OK. Brilliantly funny.

Maybe it's me but DP would be dozens of things before that. Such as my friend David Price. Or Dual Processor. Or Domestic Partnership. That's just off the top of my head.

No,thats a spitroast you are thinking of-totally different

[Big Rod]

onyx39 said:

JonRB said:

Shaolin said:

davhill said:

mybrainhurts said:

And her friend Gloria Stitz.

I once met Gloria's sister Norma.

nee Snockers.

I heard that Samantha Janus has a brother called Hugh.

I thought Hugh changed his surname to Jarse?

Haha! Just reminded me of a caller into 'Radio 1' in '89 I think, calling himself 'Hugh Janus'.

I was PMSL but Steve Wright didn't get it.

[Evoluzione]

[Big Rod]

Asterix said:

RobinBanks said:

Right, OK. Brilliantly funny.

Maybe it's me but DP would be dozens of things before that. Such as my friend David Price. Or Dual Processor. Or Domestic Partnership. That's just off the top of my head.

I wonder if you think the same as me every time I have to use an ATM.

I have a colleague whose initials are D.P.

I can't help but smirk every time I speak/think/email/chat with him.

[Tyre Tread]

Not sure if I posted this before:

[SilverSixer]

davhill said:

mybrainhurts said:

And her friend Gloria Stitz.

I once met Gloria's sister Norma.

A mate used to work with a German lady called Silke Busch.

[Tycho]

Made me chuckle on the way to work....

[motco]

Tyre Tread said:

Not sure if I posted this before:

That's vagina dentata

[cobra kid]

Tycho said:

Made me chuckle on the way to work....

Good job it was the passenger taking the photo eh?

[anonymous-user]

cobra kid said:

Tycho said:

Made me chuckle on the way to work....

Good job it was the passenger taking the photo eh?

Sitting in traffic, stationary, does anyone really care if the driver took the photo? I know I couldn't give a toss, especially not enough to post some sort of "umm naughty!" post.

[Adenauer]

OpulentBob said:

cobra kid said:

Tycho said:

Made me chuckle on the way to work....

Good job it was the passenger taking the photo eh?

Sitting in traffic, stationary, does anyone really care if the driver took the photo? I know I couldn't give a toss, especially not enough to post some sort of "umm naughty!" post.

Sort of chap you'd love to meet in the pub isn't it?

Err, hello, I'm Antony, shall I get you a coaster for your glass?

-wanders off-

[Tycho]

cobra kid said:

Good job it was the passenger taking the photo eh?

Yep.

[enjo]

"There is no celibacy get-out in the form of masturbation, says Wang."
http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-21654663

[wibble cb]

Jonboy_t said:

mattdaniels said:

Jonboy_t said:

Part of my teams job is to do something called a Matched/Un-Matched report,

Prime Brokerage?

Nothing so exciting I'm afraid! The glittering world of finance management - matched/un-matched invoices. Yipee....

I have a report that someone with a sense of the daft must have named, the NOSEX report (nostro external balance report) and the a screen function called SMARTARS....named by one no doubt.