Juvenile things that make you snigger.
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DanielSan said:
Warmfuzzies said:
oh sweet lord help me... 
When there is nothing left in the world to buy..."
This is truly a wondrous device.
For many years my downstairs dept has been less a lady garden more a yeti forest.
As I'm a lady of advancing years its rather too embarrassing to go to a beautitian and ask her to take 4 inches off the sides
So when I stumbled across this device I thought I would give it a go
It took a while to get 'purchase' as after 25 years and two kids my pelvic floor is now a basement but with the help of a stratigically placed beer bung and 2 rum and cokes I managed to 'hold firm'.
Then with my husbands hair trimmer set to 'Grizzly' and wedged between the backs of two arm chairs I stepped off my ladder and lowered my quivering quim onto the fast rotating blades.
A few sparks flew from the template Coming into contact with the trimmer but by rocking back an forth I managed to get the job done.
My husband was quite surprised when I launched it at him last night. In his words he thought he was "About to be bit on the nose by Brian Blessed"
When I asked if he had any other comments he said " Yeah I thought I didn't know Brian Blessed suffered from halitosis"!
Well its a big thumbs up from me but sadly my husband refused to give me a thumbs up.
I'm now off to see if I can find tie backs for my beef curtains as I managed to nick them quite badly whilst getting my new 'down do'"
Pass the mind bleach!
irocfan said:
To the woman on the left with the glasses - would you like to borrow this strong sharp stick? You might want to use it to poke out your mind's eye: otherwise, what has been seen, can never be unseen!
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