Juvenile things that make you snigger.

Juvenile things that make you snigger.

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Lefty

16,132 posts

201 months

Friday 23rd September 2011
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Yesterday a very sincere, highly qualified and elderly senior engineer in my office described a new project engineer as "needing a kick in the flaps". Every so often I still snigger when i think about it.

No idea why, it's not even that funny. Just an old, well-spoken and very serious guy expressing his wish to boot a colleague right in the .

Shaw Tarse

31,543 posts

202 months

Friday 23rd September 2011
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I will try to get a pic of their sign/ van & post it here.

Silver940

3,961 posts

226 months

Friday 23rd September 2011
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bulldong said:
hehe

otherman

2,190 posts

164 months

Friday 23rd September 2011
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In the movie submarine, where one kid passes a note to his friend in class. Its folded up and it says 'open me' on the outside. So he opens it and on the inside is says 'if you read this you're a cocksucker'
I was giggling on and for the next day at that

PugwasHDJ80

7,522 posts

220 months

Friday 23rd September 2011
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Laird

26,140 posts

213 months

Friday 23rd September 2011
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Lefty said:
Yesterday a very sincere, highly qualified and elderly senior engineer in my office described a new project engineer as "needing a kick in the flaps". Every so often I still snigger when i think about it.

No idea why, it's not even that funny. Just an old, well-spoken and very serious guy expressing his wish to boot a colleague right in the .
laugh

I miss the old-school grumpy engineers in ABZ. Down here, they're (mostly) massively up themselves and in need of a good slap.

CoolC

4,213 posts

213 months

Friday 23rd September 2011
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Always raises a smile when driving past the sign smile

R500POP

8,777 posts

209 months

Big Rod

6,198 posts

215 months

Friday 23rd September 2011
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Silver940 said:
bulldong said:
hehe
Please tell me the second word is 'Explorer'!!

john_r

8,353 posts

270 months

Friday 23rd September 2011
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davido140

9,614 posts

225 months

Friday 23rd September 2011
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Sorry for crap photo, best i could get off street view.

I saw this a couple of weeks ago and nearly wet myself. Very childish.

anonymous-user

53 months

Friday 23rd September 2011
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Big Rod said:
Silver940 said:
bulldong said:
hehe
Please tell me the second word is 'Explorer'!!
Haha, not quite... Express.

Oxo tower express.

George H

14,706 posts

163 months

Marf

22,907 posts

240 months

Friday 23rd September 2011
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[Simpsons]Titmouse[/Simpsons]

teehee.

Yoof Full Chav

38,750 posts

186 months

Friday 23rd September 2011
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CommanderJameson said:
I plan on never growing up, and growing old disgracefully.
yes I snigger at all lavatorial humour, even if i do get disapproving looks from Mrs Chav, who fails to see the funny side of it, it's part of being male, we find stuff like that funny

PGM

2,168 posts

248 months

Friday 23rd September 2011
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BruceV8 said:
They say that while growing old is compulsory, growing up is not. These are some things that I have seen recently that make me go all Finbarr Saunders.

I did a job here once. There is even a Nork Clinic on this street.

[I see these buses all the time:



Any more?

Edited by BruceV8 on Friday 23 September 08:48
Don't get this one?

My kids travel to and from school on those coaches, anything I should know ?biggrin

mgmrw

20,951 posts

156 months

Friday 23rd September 2011
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Adenauer said:
JonnyFive
rofl

we played rofl

Lefty

16,132 posts

201 months

Friday 23rd September 2011
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PGM said:
BruceV8 said:
They say that while growing old is compulsory, growing up is not. These are some things that I have seen recently that make me go all Finbarr Saunders.

I did a job here once. There is even a Nork Clinic on this street.

[I see these buses all the time:



Any more?

Edited by BruceV8 on Friday 23 September 08:48
Don't get this one?

My kids travel to and from school on those coaches, anything I should know ?biggrin
clicky

Yet another word for a big, unkempt hairy vagina.
Like growler, it's a dirty old matted jungle of a thing.
Hey love, yer Mott's so thick I heard kukaburras in there.

Very hairy female genitalia. Generally found to be unkempt and untrimmed.
Oh my Buddha, she's got a mott like a witch's cat.


another term used instead of girlfriend.
Also means a hairy vagina (not in ireland) which is funny as this means all the girls in ireland don't realise they are being called hairy vaginas
mickos mott is a savage bird


another wored for the ladies genitalia. which has been battered from vigerous intercourse.
your mums got a rate saggy mott

any person with a mop on their head, a perm, could be a gay guy, african, indonesian, or really, any ethnicity
look at that mott over there..so harmless, but he could smack u with it



mgmrw

20,951 posts

156 months

Friday 23rd September 2011
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Also, around here we have a certain road-sweeper company who's vehicles are "tatty" at best.

One lost some signage, under filth and damage...... so the side read:

"ANUS HERO"


5seconds of laughter each time it arrived on plant

BruceV8

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3,325 posts

246 months

Friday 23rd September 2011
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PGM said:
BruceV8 said:
They say that while growing old is compulsory, growing up is not. These are some things that I have seen recently that make me go all Finbarr Saunders.

I did a job here once. There is even a Nork Clinic on this street.

[I see these buses all the time:



Any more?

Edited by BruceV8 on Friday 23 September 08:48
Don't get this one?

My kids travel to and from school on those coaches, anything I should know ?biggrin
Your darling offspring are being carted about in a vehicle with a euphemism for vaginal muffage written down the side.
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