Juvenile things that make you snigger.

[JonRB]

One of my colleagues is Portuguese and has been telling us that over there, everything is compared with cock. As in "that's as heavy as cock", "that's as light as cock", "it's as hot as cock", etc.

We have now adopted this, in English, in our team and everything is being compared to cock.

It's getting all rather smutty and juvenille. Which is as funny as cock.

[bencollins]

In the region of Lisbon there is a famous fairy story involving a cock.
So if you go to the jesus statue at the top there is a gift shop.
T-shirts, tea towels etc all emblazened with "the legend of the cock".
There were also stuffed cock soft toys - my mate came out of the shop with a big grin and uttered the immortal line.........
"its great in there, you can get a felt cock for €3"
http://www.richtraveler.com/barcelos-cock/

[kowalski655]

Thats not the cock story that Nandos has on all their walls is it?

[8Ace]

R8VXF said:

Seen on a taxi at Paddington Station this morning!

[JonRB]

Apologies for the crappy pic, but I didn't want to take my phone out of its cradle whilst driving so just hit the photo button and hoped for the best.



The sign on the back of the lorry says "CAUTION: BIG R-SEND SWING".

Presumably it has rear-wheel steering.

[rohrl]

I've just been reading the Kriss Akabusi sex stories again.

Awooga!

http://krissakabusisexstories.blogspot.co.uk/

[irocfan]

rohrl said:

I've just been reading the Kriss Akabusi sex stories again.

Awooga!

http://krissakabusisexstories.blogspot.co.uk/

seriously dude - what the actual fk?!?!?!?? That's demented lol

[Ganglandboss]

There's a programme on Quest at the moment, and they are talking about a truck for moving molten slag, called the Slag Hauler 100.

Narrator: "The driver manoeuvres into the slag-pit to deposit his load..."

[castex]

irocfan said:

rohrl said:

I've just been reading the Kriss Akabusi sex stories again.

Awooga!

http://krissakabusisexstories.blogspot.co.uk/

seriously dude - what the actual fk?!?!?!?? That's demented lol

internet-breaking blog said:

Kriss heard John Regis downstairs checking all of the window locks and counting the pixels on Akabusi's new 14" plasma. The OCD had gotten pretty bad after the "incident" and to help daft Regis through it Akabusi had bought him the first of the "Build your own Bismarck" collection. Only the first one mind, the rest were too expensive. This had kept Regis occupied for about a minute before he'd crushed the fourth rear engine with his mighty hands and eaten it. War is hell.

That is funny as fk.

Edit: I will say that I have nothing but respect for John Regis, who was VERY fast over 200m and conducted himself impeccably on television.

Edited by castex on Tuesday 19th May 21:56

[williredale]

Ganglandboss said:

There's a programme on Quest at the moment, and they are talking about a truck for moving molten slag, called the Slag Hauler 100.

Narrator: "The driver manoeuvres into the slag-pit to deposit his load..."

I sniggered at that too!

[Studio117]

[8Ace]

Mixed feelings this one.

Drawing a huge spunking cock on the white board at work. Giggling to myself and then realising to my horror that the pen I was using wasn't a white board marker but a permanent one. It had been put there to write on the pad of paper that was hanging from the top of the white board.

There's now a great big red smeary blob where I frantically tried to erase the offending picture.

[AstonZagato]

8Ace said:

Mixed feelings this one.

Drawing a huge spunking cock on the white board at work. Giggling to myself and then realising to my horror that the pen I was using wasn't a white board marker but a permanent one. It had been put there to write on the pad of paper that was hanging from the top of the white board.

There's now a great big red smeary blob where I frantically tried to erase the offending picture.

Not difficult to sort apparently

http://www.wikihow.com/Remove-Permanent-Marker-fro...

[8Ace]

AstonZagato said:

8Ace said:

Mixed feelings this one.

Drawing a huge spunking cock on the white board at work. Giggling to myself and then realising to my horror that the pen I was using wasn't a white board marker but a permanent one. It had been put there to write on the pad of paper that was hanging from the top of the white board.

There's now a great big red smeary blob where I frantically tried to erase the offending picture.

Not difficult to sort apparently

http://www.wikihow.com/Remove-Permanent-Marker-fro...

Useful tips, thanks.

At he time I had none of these. The only think I had to hand was a mounting dread that the meeting room I was currently occupying was about to be occupied by the next group of managers.

[DavidJG]

8Ace said:

Mixed feelings this one.

Drawing a huge spunking cock on the white board at work. Giggling to myself and then realising to my horror that the pen I was using wasn't a white board marker but a permanent one. It had been put there to write on the pad of paper that was hanging from the top of the white board.

There's now a great big red smeary blob where I frantically tried to erase the offending picture.

One of my colleagues in a former job used to do this - but he'd pick a random page somewhere in the flipchart in a meeting room, then put everything back to normal. A few days later, somebody would be using the flipchart in a meeting, and a huge pud would be revealed at a (hopefully) suitable moment.

[Hooli]

DavidJG said:

8Ace said:

Mixed feelings this one.

Drawing a huge spunking cock on the white board at work. Giggling to myself and then realising to my horror that the pen I was using wasn't a white board marker but a permanent one. It had been put there to write on the pad of paper that was hanging from the top of the white board.

There's now a great big red smeary blob where I frantically tried to erase the offending picture.

One of my colleagues in a former job used to do this - but he'd pick a random page somewhere in the flipchart in a meeting room, then put everything back to normal. A few days later, somebody would be using the flipchart in a meeting, and a huge pud would be revealed at a (hopefully) suitable moment.

We do it to pads of post-it notes on random desks.

[illmonkey]

8Ace said:

AstonZagato said:

8Ace said:

Mixed feelings this one.

Drawing a huge spunking cock on the white board at work. Giggling to myself and then realising to my horror that the pen I was using wasn't a white board marker but a permanent one. It had been put there to write on the pad of paper that was hanging from the top of the white board.

There's now a great big red smeary blob where I frantically tried to erase the offending picture.

Not difficult to sort apparently

http://www.wikihow.com/Remove-Permanent-Marker-fro...

Useful tips, thanks.

At he time I had none of these. The only think I had to hand was a mounting dread that the meeting room I was currently occupying was about to be occupied by the next group of managers.

Just go over it with a non-permanent marker and wipe away.

[Martin350]

Hooli said:

DavidJG said:

8Ace said:

Mixed feelings this one.

Drawing a huge spunking cock on the white board at work. Giggling to myself and then realising to my horror that the pen I was using wasn't a white board marker but a permanent one. It had been put there to write on the pad of paper that was hanging from the top of the white board.

There's now a great big red smeary blob where I frantically tried to erase the offending picture.

One of my colleagues in a former job used to do this - but he'd pick a random page somewhere in the flipchart in a meeting room, then put everything back to normal. A few days later, somebody would be using the flipchart in a meeting, and a huge pud would be revealed at a (hopefully) suitable moment.

We do it to pads of post-it notes on random desks.

I've done this at work with random sheets in the printers.

[Calza]

DavidJG said:

One of my colleagues in a former job used to do this - but he'd pick a random page somewhere in the flipchart in a meeting room, then put everything back to normal. A few days later, somebody would be using the flipchart in a meeting, and a huge pud would be revealed at a (hopefully) suitable moment.

This is terrible.

There's no way I'm going to do this. Definitely not.

[StuTheGrouch]

Hooli said:

We do it to pads of post-it notes on random desks.

Some tt did this on the back of business cards in the box on colleagues desks, and then shuffle them up. Colleague would be at a conference and unknowingly hand over a picture of a cock to a potential client.