Juvenile things that make you snigger.

[Asterix]

Condi said:

JonRB said:

I don't know why a short compilation of robots falling over is so funny. But it is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0TaYhjpOfo

Interesting though, shows just how complicated walking is and how advanced our brains ours that a computer still cant do something we've mastered by our second birthday.

..and then you look at the most amazing stuff things like cats do. Physically humans are pretty crap in the grand scheme of things and that shows how far autonomous robotic movement has to go.

[MartG]

Scotsman can't say 'purple burglar alarm'

NSFW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=&v=us4_Wllv65w

[motco]

JonRB said:

I don't know why a short compilation of robots falling over is so funny. But it is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0TaYhjpOfo

I've seen people lurching out of the old Railway Tavern in Wembley High Road walking less well than they were!

[neelyp]

Watching the World Superbikes from Jerez on Eurosport yesterday, the commentator is possibly the worse I've ever heard until he uttered the fantastic line
"He's just come over the top of Sito Pons"
I will now be listening to his every word.

[Blanchimont]

JonRB said:

I don't know why a short compilation of robots falling over is so funny. But it is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0TaYhjpOfo

It's brilliant! They all look like pissheads on a Friday night trying to tell the bouncer they're not pissed.

[MartG]

[Blanchimont]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBpQJ98rR4o&fe...

[Asterix]

Something made me snigger a tad today.

I was on the Dubai metro earlier today and at one station a family got on and the Mum had the youngest in a push chair. She stood at the front, in the middle, with the pushchair pointing down the aisle.

She let go of the chair to rummage through a bag at the exact time the train started moving.

The pushchair fks off down the carriage with the mother and father flapping and shrieking.

It only went about 10ft before someone stopped it and was never in danger of anything bad happening, but I let out a full on guffaw and got lots of evils from the parents for the rest of the trip.

[Pixel Pusher]

Asterix said:

I let out a full on guff and got lots of evils from the parents for the rest of the trip.

Sorry.

Because juvenile thread.

[Iang84]

Silver Smudger said:

JonRB said:

Warmfuzzies said:

pedantry, wouldn't the line go downwards????

Surely the person being beamed "up" would be still holding the pen and the door would stay where it is, hence the line going up as the pen goes up.

The real pedantry point, though, is that there is no physical movement of the person at all; they de-materialise.

So the line should go down as the pen falls to the ground?

Surely the quote would just stop as the pen would be beamed up with them as has always happened when they are holding stuff.

[markmullen]

My brother asked me to bid on something on ebay for him, he was out of data coverage.

He gave me his login details. I duly bid and won the item for him.

I then filled his watchlist with the biggest pairs of old woman pants I could find, serious apple catchers, I'd been on yachts with smaller sails.

I didn't know he shared his account with his wife

[irocfan]

[JonRB]

markmullen said:

My brother asked me to bid on something on ebay for him, he was out of data coverage.

He gave me his login details. I duly bid and won the item for him.

I then filled his watchlist with the biggest pairs of old woman pants I could find, serious apple catchers, I'd been on yachts with smaller sails.

I didn't know he shared his account with his wife

Quality frape. Or whatever the eBay equivalent is.

[MartG]

When Facebook decides to automatically 'translate' artist Vincent DiFate's name into "Vincent of fairies"

[hidetheelephants]

From the pig-gate thread;

Breadvan72 said:

[Jonboy_t]

Never knew the bloke from Steps had died?

[cv01jw]

Taken from a window in our new offices:

[MartG]

NSFW ( swearing )

https://www.facebook.com/taffwars/photos/a.2867324...

[Hooli]

markmullen said:

My brother asked me to bid on something on ebay for him, he was out of data coverage.

He gave me his login details. I duly bid and won the item for him.

I then filled his watchlist with the biggest pairs of old woman pants I could find, serious apple catchers, I'd been on yachts with smaller sails.

I didn't know he shared his account with his wife

[DaveGoddard]

Never ever ever give your login details for anything out to anyone. It's the worst thing you can do.

Back on topic....people not realising glass sliding doors are closed and walking into them. As long as I live, it will make me piss myself laughing every time I see it.