Juvenile things that make you snigger.

[hidetheelephants]

CalNaughtonJnr said:

I work at a commercial port and just burst out laughing after a colleague was asked to raise an order for 3 tug movements...

Shipping and engineering has a neverending supply of these; I have to suppress a snigger every time I have to excite the generators to get them to make electricity. Having to open the indicator cocks before starting the main engine is positively homoerotic.

[motco]

hidetheelephants said:

CalNaughtonJnr said:

I work at a commercial port and just burst out laughing after a colleague was asked to raise an order for 3 tug movements...

Shipping and engineering has a neverending supply of these; I have to suppress a snigger every time I have to excite the generators to get them to make electricity. Having to open the indicator cocks before starting the main engine is positively homoerotic.

Alternators need a bit excitement to start generating, but rapidly become self-exciting...

Perhaps 'excitation' is a better word?

[EddyP]

I work for a company with CIM in it's logo, it always makes me think of a particular type of porn.

[JonRB]

The German word for hovercraft sounds a bit like "looft-kissing fartzoid".

(It's actually Luftkissenfahrzeug)

[MartG]

[irocfan]

you are a disturbed man!!!

[MartG]

Doesn't anyone proofread this stuff ?

[MartG]

[irocfan]

[irocfan]

sound needed

https://instagram.com/p/8OH107qt7e/

[yellowjack]

irocfan said:

sound needed

https://instagram.com/p/8OH107qt7e/

Genius, on so many levels. Love it. Thanks for sharing that...

[Cupramax]

[rohrl]

That's fking brilliant.

[Martin350]

Reminds me a bit of this;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdcpLP_eYMo

[R8VXF]

Martin350 said:

Reminds me a bit of this;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdcpLP_eYMo

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[irocfan]

R8VXF said:

Martin350 said:

Reminds me a bit of this;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdcpLP_eYMo

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the very definition of 'too much time on his hands'... but cool!!

[MartG]

Plato sees a squirrel !

[Silver Smudger]

MartG said:

Plato sees George Matthews !

FTFY

[WD39]

irocfan said:

Ikea?...Looking forward to those Swedish meatballs.

[Bodo]

WD39 said:

irocfan said:

Ikea?...Looking forward to those Swedish meatballs.

The word you're looking for is Köckbullar.