Juvenile things that make you snigger.

[rohrl]

gtidriver said:

I found this whilst clearing out my parents loft.

Again?

[DavieW]

rohrl said:

Again?

Maybe he found two.

[ajprice]

DavieW said:

rohrl said:

Again?

Maybe he found two.

His parents could have a big house?

[gtidriver]

Stupid phone but possible operator error

[droopsnoot]

motco said:

The very best puns are 'off the cuff'. There's a mild curse in our household: " Oh buggerations!". My daughter, in her first year at UCL and in halls, was trying to get her notes together for a lecture and her room mate (a girl of eastern dusky hue) was in the (shared) room. Said daughter couldn't find the folder she sought and uttered this curse in frustration...

The atmosphere was palpable I'm told.

Reminds me of the Asian gentleman in the Bureau de change, becoming irate at the exchange rate fluctuations.

[motco]

droopsnoot said:

motco said:

The very best puns are 'off the cuff'. There's a mild curse in our household: " Oh buggerations!". My daughter, in her first year at UCL and in halls, was trying to get her notes together for a lecture and her room mate (a girl of eastern dusky hue) was in the (shared) room. Said daughter couldn't find the folder she sought and uttered this curse in frustration...

The atmosphere was palpable I'm told.

Reminds me of the Asian gentleman in the Bureau de change, becoming irate at the exchange rate fluctuations.

[rolando]

droopsnoot said:

Reminds me of the Asian gentleman in the Bureau de change, becoming irate at the exchange rate fluctuations.

I think what the Asian gentleman said was something along the lines of "…and fluc_ you British, too".

[schmunk]

rolando said:

droopsnoot said:

Reminds me of the Asian gentleman in the Bureau de change, becoming irate at the exchange rate fluctuations.

I think what the Asian gentleman said was something along the lines of "…and fluc_ you British, too".

"Fluc you too, white boy", as I recall it...

[droopsnoot]

"Fluc-to-eulopeans" was the way I heard it.

[ChemicalChaos]

[ClockworkCupcake]

ChemicalChaos said:

Allegedly genuine too...

[yellowjack]

[Sportidge]

Erm, no they're not....

[wilfandrowlf]

Err...... No thanks!

[Buzz84]

yellowjack said:

I've been looking at getting my works landscaping sprinklers recommissioned for summer, on the programmer there are three options: lawn, tree, or shrubbery

So when option 3 comes up i've been calling out "We want... a shrubbery!!!" Every time

[wildcat45]

In a second hand book shop today.

[McAndy]

I'm going to need help with that one, please.

[irocfan]

McAndy said:

I'm going to need help with that one, please.

I'm assuming it's under the heading "Artists A-Z"

[Honk]

irocfan said:

I'm assuming it's under the heading "Artists A-Z"

I believe it's a Viz Profanisorus reference to porn mags.

[DrTre]

It's along the same lines as the Waterstone's bongo mags, rhythm and jazz periodical and cliterature sections.