Juvenile things that make you snigger.

[Shaw Tarse]

Yoof Full Chav said:

I snigger at all lavatorial humour, even if i do get disapproving looks from Mrs Chav, who fails to see the funny side of it, it's part of being male, we find stuff like that funny

Why do men think this is funny?
Why do males think farts are funny?
It doesn't seem to matter how old we are!

[Jasandjules]

Men don't grow up, we just grow older...

[PGM]

Lefty said:

PGM said:

BruceV8 said:

They say that while growing old is compulsory, growing up is not. These are some things that I have seen recently that make me go all Finbarr Saunders.

I did a job here once. There is even a Nork Clinic on this street.

[I see these buses all the time:



Any more?

Edited by BruceV8 on Friday 23 September 08:48

Don't get this one?

My kids travel to and from school on those coaches, anything I should know ?

clicky

Yet another word for a big, unkempt hairy vagina.
Like growler, it's a dirty old matted jungle of a thing.
Hey love, yer Mott's so thick I heard kukaburras in there.

Very hairy female genitalia. Generally found to be unkempt and untrimmed.
Oh my Buddha, she's got a mott like a witch's cat.


another term used instead of girlfriend.
Also means a hairy vagina (not in ireland) which is funny as this means all the girls in ireland don't realise they are being called hairy vaginas
mickos mott is a savage bird


another wored for the ladies genitalia. which has been battered from vigerous intercourse.
your mums got a rate saggy mott

any person with a mop on their head, a perm, could be a gay guy, african, indonesian, or really, any ethnicity
look at that mott over there..so harmless, but he could smack u with it

[CommanderJameson]

BruceV8 said:

Your darling offspring are being carted about in a vehicle with a euphemism for vaginal muffage written down the side.

"Motts"?

>adds to list of euphemisms for stamped-on-bats<

[mgmrw]

BruceV8 said:

PGM said:

BruceV8 said:

They say that while growing old is compulsory, growing up is not. These are some things that I have seen recently that make me go all Finbarr Saunders.

I did a job here once. There is even a Nork Clinic on this street.

[I see these buses all the time:



Any more?

Edited by BruceV8 on Friday 23 September 08:48

Don't get this one?

My kids travel to and from school on those coaches, anything I should know ?

Your darling offspring are being carted about in a vehicle with a euphemism for vaginal muffage written down the side.

Originally derived by a Mr Keith Lemon of ITV2 fame. And intended to imply one using their tongue to "please" a lady.... I believe.

As used in the phrase below:

"Holly, (Willobooby) would you mott out Cheryl Cole?"

[Yoof Full Chav]

Shaw Tarse said:

Yoof Full Chav said:

I snigger at all lavatorial humour, even if i do get disapproving looks from Mrs Chav, who fails to see the funny side of it, it's part of being male, we find stuff like that funny

Why do men think this is funny?
Why do males think farts are funny?
It doesn't seem to matter how old we are!

I don't know, it just is like that

[mgmrw]

Yoof Full Chav said:

Shaw Tarse said:

Yoof Full Chav said:

I snigger at all lavatorial humour, even if i do get disapproving looks from Mrs Chav, who fails to see the funny side of it, it's part of being male, we find stuff like that funny

Why do men think this is funny?
Why do males think farts are funny?
It doesn't seem to matter how old we are!

I don't know, it just is like that

The OH finds obscure things funny....... Karl Pilkington for instance. Or someone falling over.

Whereas some cheesey inbetweeners filth can keep me amused for hours.

Suspect her being infinitely classier than I, and not working in the places I have, may be something to do with it.

[nickg123]

Always makes me laugh when we go to visit the In-Laws as we drive past here:

White Knobs Way! http://g.co/maps/xjqp5

Also just near me:

http://g.co/maps/btn7n

[Leptons]

DanDC5 said:

I saw this outside work a while ago, I sniggered.

Wow, I thought I was easily pleased!

This tickles me:

[AndySA]

Bloody Hell, just seen this in the Google Ads at the bottom of the page.

OXO Bathrooms - www.oxosa.co.za

[CommanderJameson]

I occasionally have cause to work with electrical items that have to be weatherproofed.

I never, ever stop chortling.

Why?



>snigger<

[BruceV8]

mgmrw said:

BruceV8 said:

PGM said:

BruceV8 said:

They say that while growing old is compulsory, growing up is not. These are some things that I have seen recently that make me go all Finbarr Saunders.

I did a job here once. There is even a Nork Clinic on this street.

[I see these buses all the time:



Any more?

Edited by BruceV8 on Friday 23 September 08:48

Don't get this one?

My kids travel to and from school on those coaches, anything I should know ?

Your darling offspring are being carted about in a vehicle with a euphemism for vaginal muffage written down the side.

Originally derived by a Mr Keith Lemon of ITV2 fame. And intended to imply one using their tongue to "please" a lady.... I believe.

As used in the phrase below:

"Holly, (Willobooby) would you mott out Cheryl Cole?"

No, No and thrice No. Keith Lemon is a colossal throbber. The word 'mott' is a noun describing the female pubic area. I first heard it in the 80s and I doubt it was new then. In fact I'd guess its etymology is connected to the motte in a motte and bailey castle. So Keith Lemon can fk off back to the Blue Oyster Bar or wherever he crawled out from.

[mgmrw]

BruceV8 said:

mgmrw said:

BruceV8 said:

PGM said:

BruceV8 said:

They say that while growing old is compulsory, growing up is not. These are some things that I have seen recently that make me go all Finbarr Saunders.

I did a job here once. There is even a Nork Clinic on this street.

[I see these buses all the time:



Any more?

Edited by BruceV8 on Friday 23 September 08:48

Don't get this one?

My kids travel to and from school on those coaches, anything I should know ?

Your darling offspring are being carted about in a vehicle with a euphemism for vaginal muffage written down the side.

Originally derived by a Mr Keith Lemon of ITV2 fame. And intended to imply one using their tongue to "please" a lady.... I believe.

As used in the phrase below:

"Holly, (Willobooby) would you mott out Cheryl Cole?"

No, No and thrice No. Keith Lemon is a colossal throbber. The word 'mott' is a noun describing the female pubic area. I first heard it in the 80s and I doubt it was new then. In fact I'd guess its etymology is connected to the motte in a motte and bailey castle. So Keith Lemon can fk off back to the Blue Oyster Bar or wherever he crawled out from.

Blue Oyster Bar? That simillar to a blue waffle?

[BruceV8]

mgmrw said:

Blue Oyster Bar? That simillar to a blue waffle?

I don't know what a blue waffle is and I've been here too long to google it.

[davido140]

mgmrw said:

That simillar to a blue waffle?

Whoa whoa whoa, sweet child of mine, there was no need for that!

DO NOT PUT THIS IN GOOGLE IMAGES

(or special fried rice)

You will need mind bleach.

[Shaw Tarse]

BruceV8 said:

mgmrw said:

Blue Oyster Bar? That simillar to a blue waffle?

I don't know what a blue waffle is and I've been here too long to google it.

Ah go on!
You know you want to!
It's just a waffle that's a bit manky!

[SC7]

People falling over is the funniest thing in the world.

Obviously, I wouldn't wish anyone an injury, but any type of trip or fall is hilarious.

[callyman]

I always chuckle at this when I visit Santa Pod.

[Shaw Tarse]

SC7 said:

People falling over is the funniest thing in the world.

Obviously, I wouldn't wish anyone an injury, but any type of trip or fall is hilarious.

Falling on ice with the comedy arms & legs

[Council Baby]

BruceV8 said:

I don't know what a blue waffle is and I've been here too long to google it.

YHM