Juvenile things that make you snigger.
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I was in Manchester Airport the other day. Passengers were coming through from the Jeddah flight.
Bemused as ever by the plethora of devil's letterboxes passing by, I espied one with no eye slit at all.
Just as I was wondering how the merry hell she could see where she was going, the bloke in front of her stopped.
And she crashed straight into him...
Bemused as ever by the plethora of devil's letterboxes passing by, I espied one with no eye slit at all.
Just as I was wondering how the merry hell she could see where she was going, the bloke in front of her stopped.
And she crashed straight into him...
brilliant, this guy knows about target marketing. 
MartG said:
There are three jokes on the article:
The 'Professional' couple who want you to trust them with your house sale.
Airport is deaf to noise abatement.
And something about the internet and newspapers.
Is that the lot? I would rate it as 1980's Cannon and Ball.
(I'm only reacting 'cos I didn't get it immediately.)
Edited by WD39 on Monday 25th April 19:32
WD39 said:
Now that the fuss has receded.
There are three jokes on the article:
The 'Professional' couple who want you to trust them with your house sale.
Airport is deaf to noise abatement.
And something about the internet and newspapers.
Is that the lot? I would rate it as 1980's Cannon and Ball.
(I'm only reacting 'cos I didn't get it immediately.)
Not. Sure. If. I. Need. To. Spell. It. Out.There are three jokes on the article:
The 'Professional' couple who want you to trust them with your house sale.
Airport is deaf to noise abatement.
And something about the internet and newspapers.
Is that the lot? I would rate it as 1980's Cannon and Ball.
(I'm only reacting 'cos I didn't get it immediately.)
Edited by WD39 on Monday 25th April 19:32
The important bit is in the grey section.
Something that works fine on the internet, and not in newspapers.
Probably someone just took the pop-up advert and printed it.
tribbles said:
WD39 said:
Now that the fuss has receded.
There are three jokes on the article:
The 'Professional' couple who want you to trust them with your house sale.
Airport is deaf to noise abatement.
And something about the internet and newspapers.
Is that the lot? I would rate it as 1980's Cannon and Ball.
(I'm only reacting 'cos I didn't get it immediately.)
Not. Sure. If. I. Need. To. Spell. It. Out.There are three jokes on the article:
The 'Professional' couple who want you to trust them with your house sale.
Airport is deaf to noise abatement.
And something about the internet and newspapers.
Is that the lot? I would rate it as 1980's Cannon and Ball.
(I'm only reacting 'cos I didn't get it immediately.)
Edited by WD39 on Monday 25th April 19:32
The important bit is in the grey section.
Something that works fine on the internet, and not in newspapers.
Probably someone just took the pop-up advert and printed it.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-3613767...
:snigger:
(Before any of the Maude Flanders types creep in, firstly it's only ink, secondly the kittens are safe and well, thirdly even the rescue staff are taking the piss, giving them the names Smurf and Shrek!)
:snigger:
(Before any of the Maude Flanders types creep in, firstly it's only ink, secondly the kittens are safe and well, thirdly even the rescue staff are taking the piss, giving them the names Smurf and Shrek!)
OpulentBob said:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-3613767...
:snigger:
(Before any of the Maude Flanders types creep in, firstly it's only ink, secondly the kittens are safe and well, thirdly even the rescue staff are taking the piss, giving them the names Smurf and Shrek!)
This has being going on for ages so I think the RSPCA may be overreacting just a tad:snigger:
(Before any of the Maude Flanders types creep in, firstly it's only ink, secondly the kittens are safe and well, thirdly even the rescue staff are taking the piss, giving them the names Smurf and Shrek!)
http://www.thecatsite.com/t/83704/sharpie-markers
In fact if you look up cats and marker pens on any well known search engine you get loads of entries.
I am just disappointed they didn't do a tartan one
The email that came round today from Facilities telling us that the effluent pump to the cesspit had failed and had been removed, and that a tanker lorry was on-site acting as a replacement.
It wasn't that which caused the mirth, nor the slightly icky information that "the cesspit is filling quicker than we had anticipated"
, it was the follow-up email that did it:
"Please be informed the toilets and showers have been reopened.
Due to the tanker remaining on site until pumps are replaced, please be informed that the fire exit route by the white gates, rear of compound are out of bounds. Please ensure you use a different route in the event of an evacuation.
It wasn't that which caused the mirth, nor the slightly icky information that "the cesspit is filling quicker than we had anticipated"
, it was the follow-up email that did it:"Please be informed the toilets and showers have been reopened.
Due to the tanker remaining on site until pumps are replaced, please be informed that the fire exit route by the white gates, rear of compound are out of bounds. Please ensure you use a different route in the event of an evacuation.
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