Juvenile things that make you snigger.

[Huw Jampton]

[Warmfuzzies]

[Buff Mchugelarge]

ChemicalChaos said:

brilliant!

[Watchman]

ChemicalChaos said:

That's actually quite poetic. I almost wish everyone spoke like that. Almost.

[MartG]

Big family ?

[Buff Mchugelarge]

Watchman said:

ChemicalChaos said:

That's actually quite poetic. I almost wish everyone spoke like that. Almost.

I read it to my OH and it does sound almost Shakespearean

[irocfan]

[ApOrbital]

[MartG]

Devotion to duty.....

[fomb]

MartG said:

Devotion to duty.....

Devotion to getting paid.

[MartG]

[MartG]

http://www.technobuffalo.com/2016/04/28/pesky-wind...

[Fabric]

"Someone just parked in front of a speed camera, lifted his boot so nobody could get caught speeding. Then went to the pub across the road."

[Vocal Minority]

MartG said:

That's one for petrol heads....

[mikees]

Fabric said:

"Someone just parked in front of a speed camera, lifted his boot so nobody could get caught speeding. Then went to the pub across the road."

Isn't that PCJ ? Not something I'd do

[MartG]

[HTP99]

MartG said:

That is brilliant.

There is a similar company near me, their slogan is "number 1 in number two's"

[WD39]

HTP99 said:

MartG said:

That is brilliant.

There is a similar company near me, their slogan is "number 1 in number two's"

Bakery vehicle

'No cakes left in this van overnight.'

[vx220]

Told someone at work I had a Tazer app on my phone, pretended to press a button and pressed it on his neck, saying "ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT!!!!!" really loudly...

...he screamed like a little girl!

Then realised it wasn't actually hurting...

[eggchaser1987]

Walked over to a colleague to offer to make a cuppa and over heard the conversation they were having with someone else.

'Well I had an election issue in March 2016'

I work in a steel fabrication company but when ever I hear snippets of conversations like this it always makes me laugh.