Juvenile things that make you snigger.

Juvenile things that make you snigger.

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MartG

20,619 posts

203 months

Thursday 28th April 2016
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eggchaser1987 said:
Walked over to a colleague to offer to make a cuppa and over heard the conversation they were having with someone else.

'Well I had an election issue in March 2016'

I work in a steel fabrication company but when ever I hear snippets of conversations like this it always makes me laugh. biggrin
I assume you meant 'erection' ?

Fabric

3,818 posts

191 months

Friday 29th April 2016
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mikees said:
Isn't that PCJ ?
Obstruction maybe, not not PCJ per se. Not something I'd be doing myself, mind! hehe

MartG

20,619 posts

203 months

Friday 29th April 2016
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wack

2,103 posts

205 months

Friday 29th April 2016
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I've had the stomach bug that's been going round, one of the unfortunate side effects is lots of silent but deadlys with next to no control

I was on a market on Wednesday standing on a stall when psssttttt

I walked off then 20 seconds later , Christ that stinks , was that you, no , it fking was , you dirty bd

I couldn't stop the smirk so had to leave before I got spotted

QuantumTokoloshi

4,161 posts

216 months

Friday 29th April 2016
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Every news story I hear about these unaccompanied miners in Calais. I have this image of a bunch of people, with high viz clothing, wearing hard hats and lights, walking around lost.

neelyp

1,690 posts

210 months

Friday 29th April 2016
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MartG said:
eggchaser1987 said:
Walked over to a colleague to offer to make a cuppa and over heard the conversation they were having with someone else.

'Well I had an election issue in March 2016'

I work in a steel fabrication company but when ever I hear snippets of conversations like this it always makes me laugh. biggrin
I assume you meant 'erection' ?
It was before bleakfast.

HarryFlatters

4,203 posts

211 months

Friday 29th April 2016
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MartG said:
There's a similar tanker company that I see around my local area that has the email address as email@wemovesh.it hehe

irocfan

40,152 posts

189 months

Friday 29th April 2016
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tedmus

1,882 posts

134 months

Friday 29th April 2016
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OpulentBob said:
FREEDOM!!!

WD39

20,083 posts

115 months

Friday 29th April 2016
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Fabric said:
mikees said:
Isn't that PCJ ?
Obstruction maybe, not not PCJ per se. Not something I'd be doing myself, mind! hehe
Similar, but not the same.

A driver was prosecuted last year for PCJ for flashing and warning drivers heading towards a speed camera van.

Impasse

15,099 posts

240 months

Saturday 30th April 2016
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Condi

17,084 posts

170 months

Saturday 30th April 2016
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My friend... ahem... went drinking last week. To line his stomach he had a egg and bacon bap before he went out, which was duely washed down with 6 or 7 pints.

Next morning his stomach was a little, erm, dangerous. Any escape of wind was enough to wilt plants and kill small mammals. As he was walking to his car, he had to pass between 2 people stood in the car park having a conversation. Unfortunately, at this point his bowls decided to expel some more air, and being outside my friend did not think this would be a problem. As it was, it happened to be perfectly timed to occur just as he was passing through the gentlemen having a conversation. My friend kept walking, well aware of the noxious fumes he had left behind, only to hear a rather loud 'fking hell' from one of the men. My friend then had a quick giggle as he got into his car, reminded that a well timed fart can make anyone feel like a 7 year old again.

RammyMP

6,729 posts

152 months

Saturday 30th April 2016
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Condi said:
My friend... ahem... went drinking last week. To line his stomach he had a egg and bacon bap before he went out, which was duely washed down with 6 or 7 pints.

Next morning his stomach was a little, erm, dangerous. Any escape of wind was enough to wilt plants and kill small mammals. As he was walking to his car, he had to pass between 2 people stood in the car park having a conversation. Unfortunately, at this point his bowls decided to expel some more air, and being outside my friend did not think this would be a problem. As it was, it happened to be perfectly timed to occur just as he was passing through the gentlemen having a conversation. My friend kept walking, well aware of the noxious fumes he had left behind, only to hear a rather loud 'fking hell' from one of the men. My friend then had a quick giggle as he got into his car, reminded that a well timed fart can make anyone feel like a 7 year old again.
That's known as 'crop dusting' in these parts. I enjoy a bit of crop dusting through our office. Especially in the admin department, give the old boilers something to moan about!

PoleDriver

28,614 posts

193 months

Saturday 30th April 2016
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I went to the gents in a bar in Thailand last night. There was a sign in the WC which read "Please do not flush your toilet tissue in the toilet!"

HTP99

22,441 posts

139 months

Saturday 30th April 2016
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PoleDriver said:
I went to the gents in a bar in Thailand last night. There was a sign in the WC which read "Please do not flush your toilet tissue in the toilet!"
Isn't this quite common in quite a few foreign countries; the sewers can't cope with toilet tissue?

anonymous-user

53 months

Saturday 30th April 2016
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Yep. Par for the course here.

HD Adam

5,143 posts

183 months

Saturday 30th April 2016
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RammyMP said:
Condi said:
My friend... ahem... went drinking last week. To line his stomach he had a egg and bacon bap before he went out, which was duely washed down with 6 or 7 pints.

Next morning his stomach was a little, erm, dangerous. Any escape of wind was enough to wilt plants and kill small mammals. As he was walking to his car, he had to pass between 2 people stood in the car park having a conversation. Unfortunately, at this point his bowls decided to expel some more air, and being outside my friend did not think this would be a problem. As it was, it happened to be perfectly timed to occur just as he was passing through the gentlemen having a conversation. My friend kept walking, well aware of the noxious fumes he had left behind, only to hear a rather loud 'fking hell' from one of the men. My friend then had a quick giggle as he got into his car, reminded that a well timed fart can make anyone feel like a 7 year old again.
That's known as 'crop dusting' in these parts. I enjoy a bit of crop dusting through our office. Especially in the admin department, give the old boilers something to moan about!
Best place for this is on a flight.

Whoever annoys me during check-in by not realising they need tickets or passports or have hideously overweight bags and argue the point, will at some point during the flight have a massive SBD guffed into their row biggrin

Plane farts are the best.

PoleDriver

28,614 posts

193 months

Saturday 30th April 2016
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HTP99 said:
PoleDriver said:
I went to the gents in a bar in Thailand last night. There was a sign in the WC which read "Please do not flush your toilet tissue in the toilet!"
Isn't this quite common in quite a few foreign countries; the sewers can't cope with toilet tissue?
So what are you supposed to do with it?

marksx

5,052 posts

189 months

Saturday 30th April 2016
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Bin it.

It's the same in Greece. The pipework is smaller and blocks easily apparently.


jbudgie

8,841 posts

211 months

Saturday 30th April 2016
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WD39 said:
Fabric said:
mikees said:
Isn't that PCJ ?
Obstruction maybe, not not PCJ per se. Not something I'd be doing myself, mind! hehe
Similar, but not the same.

A driver was prosecuted last year for PCJ for flashing and warning drivers heading towards a speed camera van.
Did the prosecution succeed?

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