Juvenile things that make you snigger.
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eggchaser1987 said:
Walked over to a colleague to offer to make a cuppa and over heard the conversation they were having with someone else.
'Well I had an election issue in March 2016'
I work in a steel fabrication company but when ever I hear snippets of conversations like this it always makes me laugh.
I assume you meant 'erection' ?'Well I had an election issue in March 2016'
I work in a steel fabrication company but when ever I hear snippets of conversations like this it always makes me laugh.
I've had the stomach bug that's been going round, one of the unfortunate side effects is lots of silent but deadlys with next to no control
I was on a market on Wednesday standing on a stall when psssttttt
I walked off then 20 seconds later , Christ that stinks , was that you, no , it fking was , you dirty bd
I couldn't stop the smirk so had to leave before I got spotted
I was on a market on Wednesday standing on a stall when psssttttt
I walked off then 20 seconds later , Christ that stinks , was that you, no , it fking was , you dirty bd
I couldn't stop the smirk so had to leave before I got spotted
MartG said:
eggchaser1987 said:
Walked over to a colleague to offer to make a cuppa and over heard the conversation they were having with someone else.
'Well I had an election issue in March 2016'
I work in a steel fabrication company but when ever I hear snippets of conversations like this it always makes me laugh.
I assume you meant 'erection' ?'Well I had an election issue in March 2016'
I work in a steel fabrication company but when ever I hear snippets of conversations like this it always makes me laugh.
My friend... ahem... went drinking last week. To line his stomach he had a egg and bacon bap before he went out, which was duely washed down with 6 or 7 pints.
Next morning his stomach was a little, erm, dangerous. Any escape of wind was enough to wilt plants and kill small mammals. As he was walking to his car, he had to pass between 2 people stood in the car park having a conversation. Unfortunately, at this point his bowls decided to expel some more air, and being outside my friend did not think this would be a problem. As it was, it happened to be perfectly timed to occur just as he was passing through the gentlemen having a conversation. My friend kept walking, well aware of the noxious fumes he had left behind, only to hear a rather loud 'fking hell' from one of the men. My friend then had a quick giggle as he got into his car, reminded that a well timed fart can make anyone feel like a 7 year old again.
Next morning his stomach was a little, erm, dangerous. Any escape of wind was enough to wilt plants and kill small mammals. As he was walking to his car, he had to pass between 2 people stood in the car park having a conversation. Unfortunately, at this point his bowls decided to expel some more air, and being outside my friend did not think this would be a problem. As it was, it happened to be perfectly timed to occur just as he was passing through the gentlemen having a conversation. My friend kept walking, well aware of the noxious fumes he had left behind, only to hear a rather loud 'fking hell' from one of the men. My friend then had a quick giggle as he got into his car, reminded that a well timed fart can make anyone feel like a 7 year old again.
Condi said:
My friend... ahem... went drinking last week. To line his stomach he had a egg and bacon bap before he went out, which was duely washed down with 6 or 7 pints.
Next morning his stomach was a little, erm, dangerous. Any escape of wind was enough to wilt plants and kill small mammals. As he was walking to his car, he had to pass between 2 people stood in the car park having a conversation. Unfortunately, at this point his bowls decided to expel some more air, and being outside my friend did not think this would be a problem. As it was, it happened to be perfectly timed to occur just as he was passing through the gentlemen having a conversation. My friend kept walking, well aware of the noxious fumes he had left behind, only to hear a rather loud 'fking hell' from one of the men. My friend then had a quick giggle as he got into his car, reminded that a well timed fart can make anyone feel like a 7 year old again.
That's known as 'crop dusting' in these parts. I enjoy a bit of crop dusting through our office. Especially in the admin department, give the old boilers something to moan about!Next morning his stomach was a little, erm, dangerous. Any escape of wind was enough to wilt plants and kill small mammals. As he was walking to his car, he had to pass between 2 people stood in the car park having a conversation. Unfortunately, at this point his bowls decided to expel some more air, and being outside my friend did not think this would be a problem. As it was, it happened to be perfectly timed to occur just as he was passing through the gentlemen having a conversation. My friend kept walking, well aware of the noxious fumes he had left behind, only to hear a rather loud 'fking hell' from one of the men. My friend then had a quick giggle as he got into his car, reminded that a well timed fart can make anyone feel like a 7 year old again.
RammyMP said:
Condi said:
My friend... ahem... went drinking last week. To line his stomach he had a egg and bacon bap before he went out, which was duely washed down with 6 or 7 pints.
Next morning his stomach was a little, erm, dangerous. Any escape of wind was enough to wilt plants and kill small mammals. As he was walking to his car, he had to pass between 2 people stood in the car park having a conversation. Unfortunately, at this point his bowls decided to expel some more air, and being outside my friend did not think this would be a problem. As it was, it happened to be perfectly timed to occur just as he was passing through the gentlemen having a conversation. My friend kept walking, well aware of the noxious fumes he had left behind, only to hear a rather loud 'fking hell' from one of the men. My friend then had a quick giggle as he got into his car, reminded that a well timed fart can make anyone feel like a 7 year old again.
That's known as 'crop dusting' in these parts. I enjoy a bit of crop dusting through our office. Especially in the admin department, give the old boilers something to moan about!Next morning his stomach was a little, erm, dangerous. Any escape of wind was enough to wilt plants and kill small mammals. As he was walking to his car, he had to pass between 2 people stood in the car park having a conversation. Unfortunately, at this point his bowls decided to expel some more air, and being outside my friend did not think this would be a problem. As it was, it happened to be perfectly timed to occur just as he was passing through the gentlemen having a conversation. My friend kept walking, well aware of the noxious fumes he had left behind, only to hear a rather loud 'fking hell' from one of the men. My friend then had a quick giggle as he got into his car, reminded that a well timed fart can make anyone feel like a 7 year old again.
Whoever annoys me during check-in by not realising they need tickets or passports or have hideously overweight bags and argue the point, will at some point during the flight have a massive SBD guffed into their row
Plane farts are the best.
HTP99 said:
PoleDriver said:
I went to the gents in a bar in Thailand last night. There was a sign in the WC which read "Please do not flush your toilet tissue in the toilet!"
Isn't this quite common in quite a few foreign countries; the sewers can't cope with toilet tissue?WD39 said:
Fabric said:
mikees said:
Isn't that PCJ ?
Obstruction maybe, not not PCJ per se. Not something I'd be doing myself, mind! A driver was prosecuted last year for PCJ for flashing and warning drivers heading towards a speed camera van.
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