Juvenile things that make you snigger.
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HTP99 said:
grumpy52 said:
I thought I was going to do SBD in an empty aisle in Sainsbury earlier in the week ,I was wrong it turned into a full blown trouser raspberry that would have failed a race circuit noise test !
The best bit was the comment from the next aisle, "wow ! good effort "
A few weeks ago we had just finished at the cinema, we exited using a side entrance; along with many others but we're greeted with torrential rain, as the wife didn't have a coat she wanted to wait to see if it would die down; along with quite a few others. The best bit was the comment from the next aisle, "wow ! good effort "
I needed to fart, I though it would be silent, it wasn't; to use a term of my dad's it was a "rip snorter", the guy next to me laughed, the wife looked horrified, grabbed me and said "come on", she would rather get soaking wet than have the shame of waiting in the dry with "the farter".
(To both anecdotes)
coopedup said:
HTP99 said:
Isn't this quite common in quite a few foreign countries; the sewers can't cope with toilet tissue?
Same in ThailandPoleDriver said:
coopedup said:
HTP99 said:
Isn't this quite common in quite a few foreign countries; the sewers can't cope with toilet tissue?
Same in Thailand
ClockworkCupcake said:
(To both anecdotes)
Leaving the girlfriends house late one night ,she lives on a private road without street lighting and all the houses have large hedges to the front of the properties and at night is very dark.
I walked out in the pitch black to my car ,being a gentleman I had held one in for a while and being out of earshot I was free to let it rip ,as I bent to open the car door it escaped with full decibel fanfare to which a clear voice in the darkness declared "Good evening " . I never did see who it was .
Billsnemesis said:
OpulentBob said:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-3613767...
:snigger:
(Before any of the Maude Flanders types creep in, firstly it's only ink, secondly the kittens are safe and well, thirdly even the rescue staff are taking the piss, giving them the names Smurf and Shrek!)
This has being going on for ages so I think the RSPCA may be overreacting just a tad:snigger:
(Before any of the Maude Flanders types creep in, firstly it's only ink, secondly the kittens are safe and well, thirdly even the rescue staff are taking the piss, giving them the names Smurf and Shrek!)
http://www.thecatsite.com/t/83704/sharpie-markers
In fact if you look up cats and marker pens on any well known search engine you get loads of entries.
I am just disappointed they didn't do a tartan one
A rather different point of view here:
http://metro.co.uk/2016/04/27/the-reason-those-kit...
Until the neighbours complained about the smell.
Evoluzione said:
Total rubbish; link: https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=cats+and+marker+...
A rather different point of view here:
http://metro.co.uk/2016/04/27/the-reason-those-kit...
But if you search "Dyed cats" there are loads of the bleeders!A rather different point of view here:
http://metro.co.uk/2016/04/27/the-reason-those-kit...
And for your second link, why on earth would you colour in the kitten (with marker pen, not a paint brush it appears) and throw it to the dogs, you could save time and effort all round by sticking a reusable coloured collar on them each time. And the source of the information is Kathy Lloyd, owner and operator of a cat sanctuary. Not what I'd call the definitive guide to the apparent sport of feeding kittens to dogs. Plus, whilst I'm at it, wouldn't it be cheaper to throw mice or gerbils to dogs, what is the appeal of kittens in this respect? It's not like kittens can put up a good fight.
In summary, Kathy Lloyd is talking rubbish
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