Juvenile things that make you snigger.

Juvenile things that make you snigger.

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anonymous-user

55 months

Tuesday 3rd May 2016
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Mmm Kathy Lloyd

MartG

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205 months

Wednesday 4th May 2016
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Hugh Jarse

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206 months

Wednesday 4th May 2016
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Some great farting stories.

One I heard was there was a guy in a video store wandering in the aisles and thought he'd discreetly drop a bomb and then swiftly move on. As he rounded the corner a teenage lad went the other way and walked straight into the cloud of mustard gas, which was so unexpected and shocking he vomited on the spot on to the video racks. The owner came round and banned him for life removing his video card.



Edited by Hugh Jarse on Wednesday 4th May 18:25

hidetheelephants

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194 months

Thursday 5th May 2016
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The swedish liberal party has a new logo. hehe


MartG

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Thursday 5th May 2016
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MartG

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205 months

Thursday 5th May 2016
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underwhelmist

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135 months

Thursday 5th May 2016
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My computer doesn't respect me...

schmunk

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126 months

Thursday 5th May 2016
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MartG said:
We're all getting pissed off


Because Thumbsnap

ClockworkCupcake

74,632 posts

273 months

Thursday 5th May 2016
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underwhelmist said:
My computer doesn't respect me...
hehe

Jonboy_t

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184 months

Thursday 5th May 2016
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Just doing some things on Excel at work and found a formula called =Dave Rage. It's actually =d average, but I prefer to think of someone at Microsoft dedicating a formula to angry Dave from marketing or something.

ClockworkCupcake

74,632 posts

273 months

Thursday 5th May 2016
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Jonboy_t said:
Just doing some things on Excel at work and found a formula called =Dave Rage. It's actually =d average, but I prefer to think of someone at Microsoft dedicating a formula to angry Dave from marketing or something.
Reminds me of the website URL for "Pen Island". hehe


MartG

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Thursday 5th May 2016
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MartG

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Thursday 5th May 2016
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drakart

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211 months

Thursday 5th May 2016
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Saw an Infiniti 4x4 today with the number plate G1 SUM. Why on God's earth?!

ClockworkCupcake

74,632 posts

273 months

Friday 6th May 2016
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Just watching an old Wheeler Dealers and Edd China is rebuilding a diff.

He just casually said "and now for the flange. Once it's well lubricated..." and at that point I collapsed into giggles. biggrin


ClockworkCupcake

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273 months

Friday 6th May 2016
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drakart said:
Saw an Infiniti 4x4 today with the number plate G1 SUM. Why on God's earth?!
Just as well it wasn't a 1991 car. smile

MartG

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Friday 6th May 2016
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dudleybloke

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187 months

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WD39

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117 months

Friday 6th May 2016
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dudleybloke said:
That is great.

My personal favourite is a family of five on a motorbike in Bangkok.

Dad driving, mum behind. One kid between mum and dad, the two other kids were held in place by dad, on the petrol tank!

everyeggabird

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107 months

Saturday 7th May 2016
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Donald Trumps first wife was called Ivana.
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