Juvenile things that make you snigger.

[DavieW]

RedWhiteMonkey said:

Then you'll enjoy the name of the headmaster of this school - https://schooletc.co.uk/school-the-buchan-school-1...

I met him once, it was hard to keep a straight face, double barrelled names are bad enough but why choose that one?

A teacher that lived 2 downs down from my then girlfriend was Mr. Martin-Bates.

[karona]

The Solicitor that acted for my ex-wife in our divorce was Mr Hugh G Short, he's four feet six on tip toes.
(Seems he's dropped the 'G')
http://rossconnel.co.uk/about/the-firm/

[Speed 3]

Aren't these the same person with different lighting ?

[sawman2]

[DrDeAtH]

[Jonboy_t]

[HTP99]

2 in the pink; 1 in the stink!!

[PoleDriver]

HTP99 said:

2 in the pink; 1 in the stink!!

Oh, same as the post above!

[Du1point8]

After a few beers and foreign curry last night, I went to use the trap to drop of the kids at the pool this morning whilst at work.

I knew a colleague was already in the other trap...

I had no hesitation letting out the biggest, wettest, most vile fart I could muster, shortly followed by evacuating the kids by scatter gun technique...

I could hear my colleague gasp for air in shock and probably awe!!

I tried not to snigger, he finished up very quickly before being completely gassed...

I finished a few minutes later and upon entering the office again, I got the dirtiest look from him... I just smiled and went back to my desk.

The simple things in life eh?

[5potTurbo]

Jonboy_t said:

There's a new style Beetle near where I live, a pretty young lady driving, and it has the 'shocker' logo on the bumper. I'm not entirely sure *she* understand what it means, and perhaps thinks it's more akin to (without the banana!)

[AMG Merc]

antspants said:

Speed 3 said:

I know you shouldn't judge a book by its cover and all that, but don't think these'll be too hard to spot:



http://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/news/14599443.Bolto..._July_62016/

This should be used as an advisory notice of the perils of cutting your own hair, particularly if your eyes are pointing in opposite directions.

I'll bet he's good at keeping check on BiB coming in the front and back doors at the same time!

And look at the bloke next to him below - they tried the electric chair on him but it failed.

[Vitorio]

5potTurbo said:

There's a new style Beetle near where I live, a pretty young lady driving, and it has the 'shocker' logo on the bumper. I'm not entirely sure *she* understand what it means, and perhaps thinks it's more akin to (without the banana!)

Or it means she is DTF, i say go for it, nothing ventured, nothing gained!

[matchmaker]

A couple of solicitors I heard about years ago: Robin Banks and Orry Ignatius Lovitt.

[motco]

The name of the US bishop in this report here

[Lucas CAV]

[MartG]

Lucas CAV said:

[carmadgaz]

sawman2 said:

We never fail to make some silly comment when we get a delivery of these to work

[DukeDickson]

Trabi601 said:

Speed 3 said:

I know you shouldn't judge a book by its cover and all that, but don't think these'll be too hard to spot:



http://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/news/14599443.Bolto..._July_62016/

Looks normal for Bolton

Could even be BEN male model of the year 2016, 1716. For which there has been a ferocious competition.

[vx220]

Jonboy_t said:

I saw this, and immediately thought "vanilla smelly-bridge"!!!

Made my day...

[MartG]