Juvenile things that make you snigger.
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yellowjack said:
Olivero said:
Dan_The_Man said:
Road art at this weekends ride London cycle event...
Is that message aimed towards cyclists or drivers?No, it wasn't me. I'm fresh out of white spray paint.
WD39 said:
...Not a diddums but someone who is fed up to the back teeth with cyclists takiing the p**s and causing mayhem by paying no heed to the rules of the road, courtesy or the Highway code...
Seriously? I could spray "Car w
kers" all over the road, and exactly the same statements would be true. Only this would be for the length and breadth of the country, every single day of the year, not just one day when there's been plenty of warning concerning the road closures......"I say again - DIDDUMS - over".
Things that me me snigger? The high-horse reaction of the 'Harvey Two-Face' motorists who treat the roads like their own private race track, ignore red lights and priorities at junctions/roundabouts, drive the wrong way down one-way streets, park illegally (often in the very bike lanes that they get shirty over when cyclists don't use them) and generally fail to observe anything at all beyond the end of their bonnets. Courtesy? Do me a favour.
Oh. And quit blocking multi lane roads,trying to prevent people from using them correctly by staying in lane two all the way to a merge point. It's discourteous at the least, and downright dangerous most of the time. Did I mention that I've got a massive downer on rampant hypocrisy at the moment?
yellowjack said:
Olivero said:
Dan_The_Man said:
Road art at this weekends ride London cycle event...
Is that message aimed towards cyclists or drivers?No? Thought not.
Get in the sea.
And on a lighter note, the fat useless waster from 'Universal Paving and Roofing' who was just beeped at for blocking my neighbour into her driveway.
He's moved his van now, to the house next door, where he is working. Presumably he didn't want to block his client's driveway? Given that there is enough space along the street to park eight Transit vans a few doors down, I've deduced that he's just a fat and lazy discourteous burger munching waster.
What about this is making me snigger? Well he must be part of their paving department, because no ladder in the world could be rated to take his fat carcass. Plus, I'm not sure most rafters could take the weight either. I definitely would want that lot falling through my roof. His passenger just came out to the van too...
88 - wobble, wobble, wobble...
...there was going to be a photo, but they must have been estimating or quoting for work, as they'd gone by the time I grabbed a camera, without so much as opening a toolbox.
He's moved his van now, to the house next door, where he is working. Presumably he didn't want to block his client's driveway? Given that there is enough space along the street to park eight Transit vans a few doors down, I've deduced that he's just a fat and lazy discourteous burger munching waster.
What about this is making me snigger? Well he must be part of their paving department, because no ladder in the world could be rated to take his fat carcass. Plus, I'm not sure most rafters could take the weight either. I definitely would want that lot falling through my roof. His passenger just came out to the van too...
88 - wobble, wobble, wobble...
...there was going to be a photo, but they must have been estimating or quoting for work, as they'd gone by the time I grabbed a camera, without so much as opening a toolbox.
yellowjack said:
WD39 said:
...Not a diddums but someone who is fed up to the back teeth with cyclists takiing the p**s and causing mayhem by paying no heed to the rules of the road, courtesy or the Highway code...
Seriously? I could spray "Car wkers" all over the road, and exactly the same statements would be true. Only this would be for the length and breadth of the country, every single day of the year, not just one day when there's been plenty of warning concerning the road closures......"I say again - DIDDUMS - over".
Things that me me snigger? The high-horse reaction of the 'Harvey Two-Face' motorists who treat the roads like their own private race track, ignore red lights and priorities at junctions/roundabouts, drive the wrong way down one-way streets, park illegally (often in the very bike lanes that they get shirty over when cyclists don't use them) and generally fail to observe anything at all beyond the end of their bonnets. Courtesy? Do me a favour.
Oh. And quit blocking multi lane roads,trying to prevent people from using them correctly by staying in lane two all the way to a merge point. It's discourteous at the least, and downright dangerous most of the time. Did I mention that I've got a massive downer on rampant hypocrisy at the moment?
yellowjack said:
...ignore red lights and priorities at junctions/roundabouts, drive the wrong way down one-way streets ... and generally fail to observe anything at all beyond the end of their bonnets.
That's cyclists surely? If you change 'bonnets' to 'noses' and change 'drive' to 'cycle'.We did that at Bromyard speed festival. Massive economic benefit to the town - but because some people had to wait ten minutes to get to their front door when they had to cross the track.
Apparently that requirement made every shred of benefit null and void.
I will never understand the inability of some people to share the wider world around them with others and just play nicely because of some disruption to 0.25% of their year.
16,500 people take part, many thousands watch, hundreds of thousands raised for charity.
Sod that, I cant get out me turning.
Apparently that requirement made every shred of benefit null and void.
I will never understand the inability of some people to share the wider world around them with others and just play nicely because of some disruption to 0.25% of their year.
16,500 people take part, many thousands watch, hundreds of thousands raised for charity.
Sod that, I cant get out me turning.
motco said:
yellowjack said:
WD39 said:
...Not a diddums but someone who is fed up to the back teeth with cyclists takiing the p**s and causing mayhem by paying no heed to the rules of the road, courtesy or the Highway code...
Seriously? I could spray "Car wkers" all over the road, and exactly the same statements would be true. Only this would be for the length and breadth of the country, every single day of the year, not just one day when there's been plenty of warning concerning the road closures......"I say again - DIDDUMS - over".
Things that me me snigger? The high-horse reaction of the 'Harvey Two-Face' motorists who treat the roads like their own private race track, ignore red lights and priorities at junctions/roundabouts, drive the wrong way down one-way streets, park illegally (often in the very bike lanes that they get shirty over when cyclists don't use them) and generally fail to observe anything at all beyond the end of their bonnets. Courtesy? Do me a favour.
Oh. And quit blocking multi lane roads,trying to prevent people from using them correctly by staying in lane two all the way to a merge point. It's discourteous at the least, and downright dangerous most of the time. Did I mention that I've got a massive downer on rampant hypocrisy at the moment?
WinstonWolf said:
motco said:
yellowjack said:
WD39 said:
...Not a diddums but someone who is fed up to the back teeth with cyclists takiing the p**s and causing mayhem by paying no heed to the rules of the road, courtesy or the Highway code...
Seriously? I could spray "Car wkers" all over the road, and exactly the same statements would be true. Only this would be for the length and breadth of the country, every single day of the year, not just one day when there's been plenty of warning concerning the road closures......"I say again - DIDDUMS - over".
Things that me me snigger? The high-horse reaction of the 'Harvey Two-Face' motorists who treat the roads like their own private race track, ignore red lights and priorities at junctions/roundabouts, drive the wrong way down one-way streets, park illegally (often in the very bike lanes that they get shirty over when cyclists don't use them) and generally fail to observe anything at all beyond the end of their bonnets. Courtesy? Do me a favour.
Oh. And quit blocking multi lane roads,trying to prevent people from using them correctly by staying in lane two all the way to a merge point. It's discourteous at the least, and downright dangerous most of the time. Did I mention that I've got a massive downer on rampant hypocrisy at the moment?
motco said:
WinstonWolf said:
motco said:
yellowjack said:
WD39 said:
...Not a diddums but someone who is fed up to the back teeth with cyclists takiing the p**s and causing mayhem by paying no heed to the rules of the road, courtesy or the Highway code...
Seriously? I could spray "Car wkers" all over the road, and exactly the same statements would be true. Only this would be for the length and breadth of the country, every single day of the year, not just one day when there's been plenty of warning concerning the road closures......"I say again - DIDDUMS - over".
Things that me me snigger? The high-horse reaction of the 'Harvey Two-Face' motorists who treat the roads like their own private race track, ignore red lights and priorities at junctions/roundabouts, drive the wrong way down one-way streets, park illegally (often in the very bike lanes that they get shirty over when cyclists don't use them) and generally fail to observe anything at all beyond the end of their bonnets. Courtesy? Do me a favour.
Oh. And quit blocking multi lane roads,trying to prevent people from using them correctly by staying in lane two all the way to a merge point. It's discourteous at the least, and downright dangerous most of the time. Did I mention that I've got a massive downer on rampant hypocrisy at the moment?
How did you miss it? Every single news bulletin on the radio mentioned it and said to check the TFL site for information on road closures. It was also reported on the BBC News...
WinstonWolf said:
motco said:
WinstonWolf said:
motco said:
yellowjack said:
WD39 said:
...Not a diddums but someone who is fed up to the back teeth with cyclists takiing the p**s and causing mayhem by paying no heed to the rules of the road, courtesy or the Highway code...
Seriously? I could spray "Car wkers" all over the road, and exactly the same statements would be true. Only this would be for the length and breadth of the country, every single day of the year, not just one day when there's been plenty of warning concerning the road closures......"I say again - DIDDUMS - over".
Things that me me snigger? The high-horse reaction of the 'Harvey Two-Face' motorists who treat the roads like their own private race track, ignore red lights and priorities at junctions/roundabouts, drive the wrong way down one-way streets, park illegally (often in the very bike lanes that they get shirty over when cyclists don't use them) and generally fail to observe anything at all beyond the end of their bonnets. Courtesy? Do me a favour.
Oh. And quit blocking multi lane roads,trying to prevent people from using them correctly by staying in lane two all the way to a merge point. It's discourteous at the least, and downright dangerous most of the time. Did I mention that I've got a massive downer on rampant hypocrisy at the moment?
How did you miss it? Every single news bulletin on the radio mentioned it and said to check the TFL site for information on road closures. It was also reported on the BBC News...
things that annoy you beyond reason thread is that way ---> back on topic - farting silently in a crowded lift just before getting out.
cookmysock said:
back on topic - farting silently in a crowded lift just before getting out.
Better but far riskier is trying to time it so that it has time to dissipate without notice by others before you move out, else its trapped in your trousers/udercrackers, minimising the effectcookmysock said:
WinstonWolf said:
motco said:
WinstonWolf said:
motco said:
yellowjack said:
WD39 said:
...Not a diddums but someone who is fed up to the back teeth with cyclists takiing the p**s and causing mayhem by paying no heed to the rules of the road, courtesy or the Highway code...
Seriously? I could spray "Car wkers" all over the road, and exactly the same statements would be true. Only this would be for the length and breadth of the country, every single day of the year, not just one day when there's been plenty of warning concerning the road closures......"I say again - DIDDUMS - over".
Things that me me snigger? The high-horse reaction of the 'Harvey Two-Face' motorists who treat the roads like their own private race track, ignore red lights and priorities at junctions/roundabouts, drive the wrong way down one-way streets, park illegally (often in the very bike lanes that they get shirty over when cyclists don't use them) and generally fail to observe anything at all beyond the end of their bonnets. Courtesy? Do me a favour.
Oh. And quit blocking multi lane roads,trying to prevent people from using them correctly by staying in lane two all the way to a merge point. It's discourteous at the least, and downright dangerous most of the time. Did I mention that I've got a massive downer on rampant hypocrisy at the moment?
How did you miss it? Every single news bulletin on the radio mentioned it and said to check the TFL site for information on road closures. It was also reported on the BBC News...
things that annoy you beyond reason thread is that way ---> back on topic - farting silently in a crowded lift just before getting out.
yellowjack said:
Seriously? I could spray "Car wkers" all over the road, and exactly the same statements would be true. Only this would be for the length and breadth of the country, every single day of the year, not just one day when there's been plenty of warning concerning the road closures...
Seriously. And I'm not alone in that opinion.kers" all over the road, and exactly the same statements would be true. Only this would be for the length and breadth of the country, every single day of the year, not just one day when there's been plenty of warning concerning the road closures...Back to snigger : Conversation between bin man and householder.
'Where's ya bin?'
'Out walking thd dog.'
'No, where's ya wheelie bin?'
'Okay I've been down the pub, but don't tell the wife'.
Edited by WD39 on Friday 5th August 13:02
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