Juvenile things that make you snigger.

[WD39]

SlimRick said:

I have to admit - it didn't make me snigger as they're trying just a bit too hard, but then it was 7am and I'm a tad grumpy in the mornings.

That's funny. Although I'm no lover of vanity / chav plates, when it is a business vehicle and the plate is a comical reference to themselves, I soften my resolve.

[Evoluzione]

[Smitters]

Made even better by the last two lines of the second column. A rule for life, really.

[BaronVonVaderham]

DJFish said:

F1 commentators referring to drivers being "on the soft".
Maybe they're tired or perhaps they just don't fancy you...

Last weekend Horner said one of his drivers "was going soft, medium, hard and then hoping for a good finish".

[MartG]

If you hold one of the new £5 notes up to the light and kinda squint a bit, it looks like the Queen has a beard...

[Chocmonster]

Fixing a leak on my flat roof at the weekend was helped by using this stuff...which made me smile each time I needed to cut a bit!

[RC1807]

Smitters said:

Made even better by the last two lines of the second column. A rule for life, really.

[LordGrover]

[All that jazz]

^

[Evoluzione]

[All that jazz]

Was in Sainsburys earlier and some kids were throwing a rubber bouncy ball about near the deli counter. One of them threw it and it bounced on the floor, on the top of the deli counter and promptly landed in the middle of the coleslaw tub which I thought was highly amusing as there was an old couple stood there ordering some bits.

[wilfandrowlf]

Evoluzione said:

That made me LOL far more than it should have!

[MartG]

[glenrobbo]

MartG said:

I love that one!

Not sure the 2nd hand McLaren is a good idea though. There was a brand new one in the paddock at the Spa Classic last year, and all the rooflining had come unstuck in the heat and fallen down on top of the seats.

Probably handles better than the Hauck Stroller though, once you've removed the headlining from your line of sight.

[Europa1]

From today's Cambridge News: apparently Councillor Tim Moore has been "barked at and fisted for doing 20mph"

http://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/police-admit-they-...

[FlyingMeeces]

Europa1 said:

From today's Cambridge News: apparently Councillor Tim Moore has been "barked at and fisted for doing 20mph"

http://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/police-admit-they-...

Oh g*d.

[Europa1]

FlyingMeeces said:

Europa1 said:

From today's Cambridge News: apparently Councillor Tim Moore has been "barked at and fisted for doing 20mph"

http://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/police-admit-they-...

Oh g*d.

Indeed! If that's what you get for obeying the speed limit, I think I'll press on and just take the 3 points and a fine, thanks...

[omgus]

Europa1 said:

From today's Cambridge News: apparently Councillor Tim Moore has been "barked at and fisted for doing 20mph"

http://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/police-admit-they-...

[monoloco]

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Blender-switchable-functi...

the mind boggles.....

[kowalski655]

Amazon has everything you need
Like the reviews & questions on this
https://www.amazon.com/Wallmonkeys-WM31555-Stick-W...