Juvenile things that make you snigger.

Juvenile things that make you snigger.

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DJFish

5,921 posts

263 months

Sunday 27th November 2016
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I had to google it, didn't I?
Now I'm not going to be able to get cash out without sniggering.

MartG

20,683 posts

204 months

Sunday 27th November 2016
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Exige77

6,518 posts

191 months

Sunday 27th November 2016
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DJFish said:
I had to google it, didn't I?
Now I'm not going to be able to get cash out without sniggering.
Are you going to save the rest of Googling it ?

DJFish

5,921 posts

263 months

Sunday 27th November 2016
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Exige77 said:
Are you going to save the rest of Googling it ?
Nope. biggrin

Warmfuzzies

3,985 posts

253 months

Sunday 27th November 2016
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They also do a TV advert, might post it o You Tube for sts and giggles....


Alex_225

6,263 posts

201 months

Sunday 27th November 2016
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This guys name amused me enough to take a picture of it!



Actual name or is he a hit with the ladies!

Smitters

4,003 posts

157 months

Monday 28th November 2016
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weeboot said:
WTF is a Portuguese Pleaser...?

schmunk

4,399 posts

125 months

Monday 28th November 2016
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Smitters said:
WTF is a Portuguese Pleaser...?

LordGrover

33,545 posts

212 months

Monday 28th November 2016
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Sausage that contains milk and is over 60% fat?
Not a LordGrover pleaser.

schmunk

4,399 posts

125 months

Monday 28th November 2016
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LordGrover said:
Sausage that contains milk and is over 60% fat?
confused

LordGrover

33,545 posts

212 months

Monday 28th November 2016
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schmunk said:
LordGrover said:
Sausage that contains milk and is over 60% fat?
confused
81/130 kcals.

yellowjack

17,078 posts

166 months

Monday 28th November 2016
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schmunk said:
LordGrover said:
Sausage that contains milk and is over 60% fat?
confused
The sausage is a smidgin over 16% fat, and a serving is 14% of your RDA. A standard Walls frozen banger (weapon of choice of the discerning powerfully built director type?) is about 18% fat.

A good quality butcher's sausage made with lean pork might be less, but ultimately a sausage NEEDS to contain a fair amount of fat to cook properly and taste any good.

Not sure why it containing non-fat dry milk is such an issue. I went to a food fair this Saturday, and there was plenty of food (including sausages) with some fairly Heston-esque "mad scientist" ingredients for flavouring and texture. Black cheddar cheese was one of them. Made with charcoal to colour it black, and quite delicious. Slightly creamier than a traditional hard mature cheddar...




Shakermaker

11,317 posts

100 months

Monday 28th November 2016
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Alex_225 said:
This guys name amused me enough to take a picture of it!



Actual name or is he a hit with the ladies!
I was about to go "Fake, that's going around on Facebook" but then realised it was you who put it on Facebook for me to snigger at earlier.

I did chuckle at Clarkson's implication that he was getting rogered by a bunch of terrorists on this weeks Grand Tour...

LordGrover

33,545 posts

212 months

Monday 28th November 2016
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yellowjack said:
he sausage is a smidgin over 16% fat, and a serving is 14% of your RDA. A standard Walls frozen banger (weapon of choice of the discerning powerfully built director type?) is about 18% fat.

A good quality butcher's sausage made with lean pork might be less, but ultimately a sausage NEEDS to contain a fair amount of fat to cook properly and taste any good.
16% by weight which is meaningless.
Over 60% of calories.

yellowjack

17,078 posts

166 months

Monday 28th November 2016
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LordGrover said:
yellowjack said:
he sausage is a smidgin over 16% fat, and a serving is 14% of your RDA. A standard Walls frozen banger (weapon of choice of the discerning powerfully built director type?) is about 18% fat.

A good quality butcher's sausage made with lean pork might be less, but ultimately a sausage NEEDS to contain a fair amount of fat to cook properly and taste any good.
16% by weight which is meaningless.
Over 60% of calories.
I'm pretty sure that most sausages fall within a similar fat % figure. And I'm fairly sure that Walls won't be using "special" fat that contains fewer calories per gram. Therefore my point stands.

The sausages in that image are just being more honest about what part of the ingredients list the calories are coming from, surely? It'll depend on what else is in another sausage obviously. Bread/rusk will see more cals from carbohydrates, but if a Walls banger is 2% more fat by weight, then it'd take a massive difference in the other ingredients to make a massive difference to the fat as a percentage of calories.

I've never weighed the difference in my sausages before and after grilling or roasting them, but visual evidence suggests that much of the fat content is grilled or roasted out of the product before it is eaten anyway.

Or maybe we just need to agree to disagree. It's certainly not worth me spending time with a calculator working this all out. Apparently processed meat is going to kill me anyway, so what does it matter which particular sausage I choose to eat?

anonymous-user

54 months

Monday 28th November 2016
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Is see Braintree DC are at it again. Tinkers.



Huntsman

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250 months

motco

15,962 posts

246 months

Monday 28th November 2016
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Some say... that it's a sthole anyway!

Baron Greenback

6,989 posts

150 months

Monday 28th November 2016
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motco

15,962 posts

246 months

Monday 28th November 2016
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Baron Greenback said:
How long will it take to dawn on her that she really WAS kissing a shark!
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