Juvenile things that make you snigger.

[mgmrw]

Shaw Tarse said:

BruceV8 said:

mgmrw said:

Blue Oyster Bar? That simillar to a blue waffle?

I don't know what a blue waffle is and I've been here too long to google it.

Ah go on!
You know you want to!
It's just a waffle that's a bit manky!

You must. It's a proper "once in a lifetime" opportunity

[mgmrw]

Council Baby said:

BruceV8 said:

I don't know what a blue waffle is and I've been here too long to google it.

YHM

CB, you haven't?

[Sf_Manta]

mgmrw said:

Council Baby said:

BruceV8 said:

I don't know what a blue waffle is and I've been here too long to google it.

YHM

CB, you haven't?

We used to play that trick on the freshers at university. The look on their face when they saw was akin to this

[Council Baby]

Sf_Manta said:

mgmrw said:

Council Baby said:

BruceV8 said:

I don't know what a blue waffle is and I've been here too long to google it.

YHM

CB, you haven't?

We used to play that trick on the freshers at university. The look on their face when they saw was akin to this

No... but I was tempted to either mail him a pic with an innocent title or just text him a photo... you know... what has been seen can't be unseen

[mgmrw]

Sf_Manta said:

We used to play that trick on the freshers at university. The look on their face when they saw was akin to this

sending them images that would cause them to cry?

Council Baby said:

No... but I was tempted to either mail him a pic with an innocent title or just text him a photo... you know... what has been seen can't be unseen

text, definitely the best. Auto opens don't it

[Mr Pointy]

There's a little street called Slaperssteeg in Amsterdam. Yes, it's in the Red Light District.

http://g.co/maps/e35pv

http://g.co/maps/mjq68

[Zod]

Village on the Julierpass up to St Moritz.

[CommanderJameson]

Zod said:

Village on the Julierpass up to St Moritz.

>snort<

[Yoof Full Chav]

CommanderJameson said:

Zod said:

Village on the Julierpass up to St Moritz.

>snort<

[4mo]

A shop in Nottingham

http://tghnottingham.net/

[Sf_Manta]

mgmrw said:

Sf_Manta said:

We used to play that trick on the freshers at university. The look on their face when they saw was akin to this

sending them images that would cause them to cry?

We'd mention blue waffle, and anyone who was daft enough to ask, got directed to google images
Que roars of laughter when said person fell for it.

[Four Litre]

Every time I head the phrase "Spit Roast" I cant help but snigger....fnnnaar!

"Come down the pub on sunday afternoon, theres loads of people going, their even having a spit roast"...

Never fails me!

[Yoof Full Chav]

One of the immensely childish things that makes me giggle like a 5 yr old, is if we are out, and i feel a fart coming on, i'll let rip near some other people, and blame Mrs Chav straight away, who bless her, goes bright red, and i get away with it, mostly. She does thump my arm a lot for that, but it's worth it

[ali4390]

Yoof Full Chav said:

One of the immensely childish things that makes me giggle like a 5 yr old, is if we are out, and i feel a fart coming on, i'll let rip near some other people, and blame Mrs Chav straight away, who bless her, goes bright red, and i get away with it, mostly. She does thump my arm a lot for that, but it's worth it

I do exactly the same thing. And even if you don't need to fart just sniff the air a couple of times turn to her and say something along the lines of 'that's bad even for you!' Never grows old (for me anyway).

[CommanderJameson]

Have you never farted in a lift, just as you get out?

No?

You should.

[BuzzLightyear]

At a place which seems to attract the older, local residents:

"Loose Bowls Club"

When I read it, my mind always puts an "e" in the second word.



Unfortunately, there doesn't seem to be a "Loose Womens Institute", don't know why?

[mgmrw]

Sf_Manta said:

We'd mention blue waffle, and anyone who was daft enough to ask, got directed to google images
Que roars of laughter when said person fell for it.

Had simillar at places of work.

YT kid gets asked:

Got any pictures of your mum naked?

He gets arsey, and tells em no, as that'd be sick.

They say:

Wanna see some?

He gets bullish about how none exist.


They say:

sure? Look at this....... and show him some picture/video of a woman in her 40s/50s fitting his mothers description loosely, getting gangbanged.

poor 18year old YTs freak out

[Yoof Full Chav]

CommanderJameson said:

Have you never farted in a lift, just as you get out?

No?

You should.

I have never done it just as i am getting out, but i have been known to drop my guts in a lift, turn to the old guy next to me and say, "phew mate, that's a bad one, had a curry last night did we?" Cue everyone moving away from the now protesting old guy

[Yoof Full Chav]

mgmrw said:

Sf_Manta said:

We'd mention blue waffle, and anyone who was daft enough to ask, got directed to google images
Que roars of laughter when said person fell for it.

Had simillar at places of work.

YT kid gets asked:

Got any pictures of your mum naked?

He gets arsey, and tells em no, as that'd be sick.

They say:

Wanna see some?

He gets bullish about how none exist.


They say:

sure? Look at this....... and show him some picture/video of a woman in her 40s/50s fitting his mothers description loosely, getting gangbanged.

poor 18year old YTs freak out

That's just evil, but very very funny

[mgmrw]

Yoof Full Chav said:

That's just evil, but very very funny

Industry favourite. Heard/Seen it on steelworks, quarry, in warehouses.

Smart phones make it easy...... A clever prankster of senior age, asks said YT about his mum, without making it obvious, some time previously that day:

your mum jane XYZ? slim? tall? black hair? and so on.

Builds an image of her roughly, pretends to know her.

Then either says:

is this her? and produces gangbang film on smartphone, or does the "got any pics of her naked?" spiel.